Corrupt a Wish!

[test1]

A little forum game. The rules are simple.

 

1. You need to corrupt the wish that the person wrote above you.

2. After you wrote the corrupted wish, you need to wish for something yourself (Can be anything).

 

Example:

 

I wish I could fly.

 

Wish granted, but you got sucked into a bypassing planes engine and you died.

 

 

 

So lets start the corrupting!

 

 

 

I wish I had a pet tiger.

Edited March 3, 2015 by Lejorah

[michaelwang22]

Wish granted, but the tiger grew 5 metres long and he ate you.

 

I wish i had infinite cash on steam.

[Borz]

Wish granted, but steam will ban you for that

i wish infinite wishes

[test1]

Wish granted, but you got insane and wished for your own death.

 

I wish I had the voice of Morgan Freeman.

[theMOROCCANguy]

wish granted, but Morgan is going to die and you'll have no more voice,

 

 

I wish I could teleport.

[michaelwang22]

Wish granted, but you teleported into a wall and after 10 yrs you finally die

 

 

I wish I would reach the LEM ranks.

[warp.]

Wish granted, you're now a fully skilled master in GO but now your penis was turned inside out into a vagina.

 

I wish this thread was never created

[neox.]

Wish granted, you're now back to 1969.

 

I wish some fat person corrupt this wish.

[Quad_Tube]

Wish granted. Fat Bastard from Austin Powers rubbed it against his greasy man-boobs, but then slipped over and crushed you like a pancake.

He finished you off with some extra lemon juice.

 

I wish my computer didn't lag on MTA.

Edited March 26, 2015 by Quad_Tube

[test1]

Wish granted, but you got bored of playing too much MTA and you decided to play other games.

 

I wish I had the power to stop time.