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  1. gde blyat logika ebanya? ALO ALO yberi naxyi s podpisi xyila ebanya vot ... blyat' saniy random ti vashe kto?

  2. can you imagine military in the army?

    1. Ryuu

      Ryuu

      pray for Ukraine

  3. WHAT A RACE WHAT A LOVELY RACE

  4. I am a bad motherfucker!

  5. Where is my mind?

    1. Maher

      Maher

      in my anus, i wonder how did it came into my anus?

    2. Sky

      Sky

      in Mother Russias' greencoins

  6. cuz ima muthafukin ninja!

    1. AfuSensi

      AfuSensi

      ayayay i am your butterfly

    2. Ryuu

      Ryuu

      I need your protection

      be my samurai

    3. Maher
  7. A man just stopped me in the street and said he was in The Police. But I don't think he was.

    1. Snotteh

      Snotteh

      did you punch him in the face to find out if he was or not?

  8. my birthday celebrating was like ”The Hangover” thanks to my friends

    1. dreamkiller

      dreamkiller

      Happy birthday ^^

  9. face, u remember? Today at 2pm i said, that real will win 2-0... So this is true!!! DOOORTMUUUUUND!!!

  10. i just write in google - deutsch porno hd, results was: 1. Bayern 4-0 Barcelona watch online 2. Borussia 4-1 Real watch online

    1. (O)_(O)

      (O)_(O)

      ha-ha, very funny...

  11. being british is about driving a german car to an irish pub for a belgian beer, then travelling home, grabbing an indian curry or a turkish kebab on the way. to sit on a swedish furniture and watch american shows on a japanese tv.

    1. Griffon

      Griffon

      yawn, this line is so overused that its not even funny or witty.

  12. things that have more computing power than a N Korean missile: 1:- my dishwasher

  13. i just want that anyone write: "i love you military"

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    2. rui_troia

      rui_troia

      that was beautiful, Reiska.

    3. Mr. Darkness

      Mr. Darkness

      Fuck off faggot. That's all I can say <3

    4. (O)_(O)

      (O)_(O)

      GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYY

  14. are we have gays here?

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    2. Mr. Darkness

      Mr. Darkness

      What's with all those random status updates, Military?

    3. Quert

      Quert

      he probably has nothing better to do

    4. Snotteh

      Snotteh

      like all of us...one of us, one of us

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    2. Griffon

      Griffon

      If you consider a burning passion to murder as love then yes, i do love you.

    3. AfuSensi
    4. Quad_Tube

      Quad_Tube

      weapons of mass distraction.

  15. Are u love military?

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    2. Bob_Taylor

      Bob_Taylor

      Broken Trust is like a melted Chocolate,

      No matter how u tried to freeze it,

      it will never return to its original Shape!... LOL :D :D :D

    3. military
    4. Bob_Taylor
  16. VETTEL CHAMPION!!! CONGRATULATIONS!!! Wooohooo!

    1. OT-Lisa

      OT-Lisa

      Pants are gay lol, goodlooking tho...

    2. Mathijs1996

      Mathijs1996

      You're gay Lisa!

    3. OT-Lisa

      OT-Lisa

      Im not! I like guys...

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