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Status Updates posted by BlueYoshi97
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Mayhap thou art correct. I shall not giveth mine false hope. 'Tis true, that thy sayest. Prithee, all that is you out thither, yonder heart, forgiveth me!
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Pray, I await a verily handsome girl to come hither and consort with me. That dost mine behest be. But nay. Such foulness. The very thought can not be abided. Perhaps or surely, late or early. That rhymeth!
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Jesus would understand you, he walked around with machetes all the time, plus he was a frequent ice climber.
He got all those things out of thin air, cuz he had an... influential father.
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Please don't spread the word in Church that Jesus likes My Little Pony then. Who knows soon all ponies will have make-up.
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I'm not Jesus, Jesus DID get killed. I'm sorry about the loss.
However, Jesus will revive again soon, so, that's a relief.
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Guns ARE useful, that's my point, they're so extremely easy to use, a 2-year old child can kill people with them. That is why only extremely lame cowards use guns. The other is dead and the killer feels proud of himself, while he didn't really do anything except pull the trigger.
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Only cowardish fools use guns. They don't dare to play even and get close to their victims. All they have to do is pull the trigger and they can stay at a safe distance. By the way, guns give a great mess.
And, I mean Memory Lane. You can only go there with PSI powers, not with physical shit like guns. Memories aren't physical either.
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Not to my lake, but to my lane. Well.. that's what all evil guys do when people find out about their plans right? They never say "Well now you know my secret, too bad for me, goodbye." However I give you another chance!
The Pokémon is Haunter.
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Aah, mister... TechnoNegro... so you have discovered my secret... very well... So now you know that I live in more dimensions... mind you, I also have telekinesis powers. I can control you. So fwoosh, I teleport your memories to another lane... MY LANE MUAHAHAHHAHAHA!
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I got a sister today! ^^
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I wish you many more fun and awesam and cool years and you can eat as many Swedish Chocolate Balls as you like!
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Cause I still believe in miracles, I swear I've seen a few.. And the time will surely come when you can see my point of view.. I believe in second chances and that's why.. I believe in you!
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Hey you got de-reputationalized. But I give you +3 back (and no, not to ruin the reputation-system, but because I already gave you EARNED reputation before and they deleted that. :X)