Banned?

[Ifoundsaddam]

1. Your ingame name

2. Date of your ban

3. What game/server are you banned from

4. Who banned you (only if you know who)

5. Reason why you got banned (only if you know why)

6. Reason why we should unban you

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Hopefully won't forget these, So I posted them above just incase

Hello there Owner(s), Admins, Mods and other living beings on our so called "Earth"

My Ingame name is "Ifoundsaddam" and I was banned on the 13/06/2012 or for you Yank's out there 06-13-12

I was banned on the server that is on the website home page which I think must be called "Play.minecraft.Nl" infact I know it is mainly because I double checked my server list on my minecraft just for you picky people out there. Well I think the "Jury, Judge and Joker" of this banning was his royal highness "Awesomeo" I am afraid I do not have his rank or serial number as I wasn't inclined to ask before my ban was taken into action...

Carrying on the reason for my banning "was the iledged use of the client "Nodus" and some sort of mody thingy called "sprint forecefeld"? which I am not in possesion of "Much to my desire" as when I googled it...I found some intresting youtube videos about it...anyway! I however have never used this "Abonimation" to the game minecraft as I do not hack, don't know how it all works,I think that hacks downgrade the game and the people who play it such as myself . I olny play mc with friends whom also much to my knowledge do not hack, wouldn't care less if I did have it,I really do hate hackers anyways, dont want to be a hacker and so on and so forth....

Reasons for Unbanning me (and please unban me as my life is worth nothing without your server...like honestly)

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1. I am nice and encourage the growth of playing minecraft (all ages, races and backgrounds and also the growth of this server in particular.

2. I have never ever used hacks "just macro's that are configured to the game via mouse" which enable me to "/f home" "press WW constantly until health bar runs out (which also makes you run on the spot may I add" and finally a macro that enables you to crouch as it is configured to the "Shift" key which is situated bottom left of most Qwerty keyboards and also somewhere else depending on your style, type or make (MAY I ADD: that the macro's can also be configured so that I can use the centre roll button to hit with my sword and if help in will hit like the "old" stlye of minecraft which is constant hitting...if I am to be unbanned I will take this off you want but this "macro" is most frequently assosciated with the client which I think is called "Kill aura"??? I dunno.

3. I really like this server, My friends play on here and I have a granny whom has just died (true story) who I used to go and see every day after a long day at school...However now she has gone I come home and waste my life away on minecraft for an average of 2-3 hours after school :L

4.I would like to make promotional videos for your server as from what I have seen so far it is a "Sweet server" and the fact I am making this rarther long ban appeal is because my life depends on the survival of me staying on it.

5. I appologise for any inconvienience caused by you reading this rarther long ban appeal but I want people to know that MACRO's are not hacks...and are not to be miss endurly interperated wrongly! If you do not understand how they work "Ask before you ban without jumping into conclusions about people"

6.A little song/balad/poem I composed just to say "please unban me as I think you made a bad mistake"

Here goes...

Ifound's Unban poem/song

I really really like your server. I wan't to be there when the minecraft sun rises and the minecraft sun sets...I wanna be there when the server resets...When the creepers come out to play...and when the sky turns to blue to signify it is day...I really like your server...I really, really do...and this is a song...JUST for yooooouuuuuuuuuuuuu :D

By Ifoundsaddam

p.s: Please unban me and I shall reward some special people on the server with my secret cookie stash hidden at a very remote co-ordinate location x

[aWhiiteeKiid]

awesomeo teleported on you and saw the particles beneath you, but you weren't moving. That's proof enough.

use one of your alts.

also tl;dr

[awesomeo_5000]

That post is now the reason I banned you, jesus.

Needless fluff:

Translation of the unban reasons:

1. I am young and immature and instead of bolstering my future by spending my time constructively improving both my knowledge and interpersonal skills, I sit on mine craft and hack the fun out of the game.

2. I got a configurable client and changed my keybinds so I think I am a programmer.

3. I really like this server. Which makes it a little more upsetting that one of my accounts is banned.

4. I would like to make promotional videos to encourage further griefing.

5. I am so thoroughly stuck in the mind frame that trolling is fun, I made this post as long and intelligence-void as possible.

I banned you because you were using both forcesprint and nopush. Features of the hack client Nodus (which I tried my self yesterday, and now know exactly how things like those work.)

I tp'ed to you randomly (I have been doing for some time) where you were AFK. I could not push you at all. I wondered if my TGM was the issue, so removed that and tried again. Nope.

You then returned to your computer and side stepped, giving off sprint particles. You then began to stay in one place whilst giving off sprint particles for a fair few seconds. This is you not realising your hunger bar is at 3, and nocheatplus is pulling you back because of the packet violation. (One thing I'm not totally certain on is whether a person that is in forcesprint is by nature unmoveable.)

Following this I banned you, causing you to join IRC and generally continue your sombre life as a troll.

This brings us to now. Perhaps you're going to sit and create a 'ifoundsaddam's life story' thread. Who knows. All I can say to you is I really would get a new account, or at least register on server forums under a different name. Because one google search is enough to bring up a list as big as Terminator's muscles of minecraft servers you are banned from.

This has been a rather enjoyable topic to reply to, so I believe your trolling attempts have failed. Perhaps next time you could write your appeal in Sumerian, which may or may not prove more effective.

I banned you for using forcesprint.

Anyone that wants a cheap laugh google ifoundsaddam.

[Ifoundsaddam]

That post is now the reason I banned you, jesus.

Needless fluff:

Translation of the unban reasons:

1. I am young and immature and instead of bolstering my future by spending my time constructively improving both my knowledge and interpersonal skills, I sit on mine craft and hack the fun out of the game.

2. I got a configurable client and changed my keybinds so I think I am a programmer.

3. I really like this server. Which makes it a little more upsetting that one of my accounts is banned.

4. I would like to make promotional videos to encourage further griefing.

5. I am so thoroughly stuck in the mind frame that trolling is fun, I made this post as long and intelligence-void as possible.

I banned you because you were using both forcesprint and nopush. Features of the hack client Nodus (which I tried my self yesterday, and now know exactly how things like those work.)

I tp'ed to you randomly (I have been doing for some time) where you were AFK. I could not push you at all. I wondered if my TGM was the issue, so removed that and tried again. Nope.

You then returned to your computer and side stepped, giving off sprint particles. You then began to stay in one place whilst giving off sprint particles for a fair few seconds. This is you not realising your hunger bar is at 3, and nocheatplus is pulling you back because of the packet violation. (One thing I'm not totally certain on is whether a person that is in forcesprint is by nature unmoveable.)

Following this I banned you, causing you to join IRC and generally continue your sombre life as a troll.

This brings us to now. Perhaps you're going to sit and create a 'ifoundsaddam's life story' thread. Who knows. All I can say to you is I really would get a new account, or at least register on server forums under a different name. Because one google search is enough to bring up a list as big as Terminator's muscles of minecraft servers you are banned from.

This has been a rather enjoyable topic to reply to, so I believe your trolling attempts have failed. Perhaps next time you could write your appeal in Sumerian, which may or may not prove more effective.

I banned you for using forcesprint.

Anyone that wants a cheap laugh google ifoundsaddam.

I am deeply hurt.

[awesomeo_5000]

It's okay DJDobster/xSTaa ProzZ I don't think you're AVSP.

Edited June 13, 2012 by awesomeo_5000

[Ifoundsaddam]

you really do have problems with people in general.

I actually do not use anything you accuse me of.

I can prove this.

I do not "troll" and do not intend to. I don't sink to that level

That poem/song took me 3 mins of my time

I could have watched 15 porno's by the time that I have written this so therefore I think I was being "constructive and Interpretive"

Good day kind sir... and I shall not "annoy" you anymore. since you clearly have deep hatred of others and therefore you tuck yourself behind these forums and think you are da boss "which you are" (in a small amount of cyber space) you are going off what has previously been said about me! (I have matured both mentally and the other more than you would want to know and have made up with everyone on that server)...Which is none of your concern tbh! (Nosy)

anyways...if you do want to chat. sam.scott22 am happy to hear any complaints from anyone else and good day to all!

[Wessel Kompier]

This should be pinned. It's the most hilarious thing I've ever seen on this forum xD