3 Words per person story

[Aiur]

Henk was playing with his shoes in his attic when his mother died in her sleep.The next morning he told his dead mom that he wants a playbunny to have some fun breaking the law.He was getting very pissed and slapped his wife with his chainsaw protection cover.The shit from the toilet flew out and he pooped in his pants when falling down the sewer.But he could grab on hes umbrella when his dog called to say that the meowmix cat had killed his big red shiny bowl of pasta. AFTER THAT HE TOOK AHOLD OF his brand new iphone3g, and he laughed at his wife, which had a menstruation in progress. Then he died, when smoking weed he got from grandpas weed farm, spontaneously combusting dramatically. Henks ashes got mixed in milk and cookies. When his grandfather came, the kitchen was dramatically eating cookies, but the cookies were very old, that they exploded in a explosion, that nuked henks green chubby testicles into oblivion and eventually destroying earths population. The strange aliens, playing pokemon were actually strange Pok

[Evolve]

Henk was playing with his shoes in his attic when his mother died in her sleep.The next morning he told his dead mom that he wants a playbunny to have some fun breaking the law.He was getting very pissed and slapped his wife with his chainsaw protection cover.The shit from the toilet flew out and he pooped in his pants when falling down the sewer.But he could grab on hes umbrella when his dog called to say that the meowmix cat had killed his big red shiny bowl of pasta. AFTER THAT HE TOOK AHOLD OF his brand new iphone3g, and he laughed at his wife, which had a menstruation in progress. Then he died, when smoking weed he got from grandpas weed farm, spontaneously combusting dramatically. Henks ashes got mixed in milk and cookies. When his grandfather came, the kitchen was dramatically eating cookies, but the cookies were very old, that they exploded in a explosion, that nuked henks green chubby testicles into oblivion and eventually destroying earths population. The strange aliens, playing pokemon were actually strange Pok

[Aiur]

Henk was playing with his shoes in his attic when his mother died in her sleep.The next morning he told his dead mom that he wants a playbunny to have some fun breaking the law.He was getting very pissed and slapped his wife with his chainsaw protection cover.The shit from the toilet flew out and he pooped in his pants when falling down the sewer.But he could grab on hes umbrella when his dog called to say that the meowmix cat had killed his big red shiny bowl of pasta. AFTER THAT HE TOOK AHOLD OF his brand new iphone3g, and he laughed at his wife, which had a menstruation in progress. Then he died, when smoking weed he got from grandpas weed farm, spontaneously combusting dramatically. Henks ashes got mixed in milk and cookies. When his grandfather came, the kitchen was dramatically eating cookies, but the cookies were very old, that they exploded in a explosion, that nuked henks green chubby testicles into oblivion and eventually destroying earths population. The strange aliens, playing pokemon were actually strange Pok

[Johnathan Pewtershmitz]

Henk was playing with his shoes in his attic when his mother died in her sleep.The next morning he told his dead mom that he wants a playbunny to have some fun breaking the law.He was getting very pissed and slapped his wife with his chainsaw protection cover.The shit from the toilet flew out and he pooped in his pants when falling down the sewer.But he could grab on hes umbrella when his dog called to say that the meowmix cat had killed his big red shiny bowl of pasta. AFTER THAT HE TOOK AHOLD OF his brand new iphone3g, and he laughed at his wife, which had a menstruation in progress. Then he died, when smoking weed he got from grandpas weed farm, spontaneously combusting dramatically. Henks ashes got mixed in milk and cookies. When his grandfather came, the kitchen was dramatically eating cookies, but the cookies were very old, that they exploded in a explosion, that nuked henks green chubby testicles into oblivion and eventually destroying earths population. The strange aliens, playing pokemon were actually strange Pok

[Aiur]

Henk was playing with his shoes in his attic when his mother died in her sleep.The next morning he told his dead mom that he wants a playbunny to have some fun breaking the law.He was getting very pissed and slapped his wife with his chainsaw protection cover.The shit from the toilet flew out and he pooped in his pants when falling down the sewer.But he could grab on hes umbrella when his dog called to say that the meowmix cat had killed his big red shiny bowl of pasta. AFTER THAT HE TOOK AHOLD OF his brand new iphone3g, and he laughed at his wife, which had a menstruation in progress. Then he died, when smoking weed he got from grandpas weed farm, spontaneously combusting dramatically. Henks ashes got mixed in milk and cookies. When his grandfather came, the kitchen was dramatically eating cookies, but the cookies were very old, that they exploded in a explosion, that nuked henks green chubby testicles into oblivion and eventually destroying earths population. The strange aliens, playing pokemon were actually strange Pok

[Johnathan Pewtershmitz]

Henk was playing with his shoes in his attic when his mother died in her sleep.The next morning he told his dead mom that he wants a playbunny to have some fun breaking the law.He was getting very pissed and slapped his wife with his chainsaw protection cover.The shit from the toilet flew out and he pooped in his pants when falling down the sewer.But he could grab on hes umbrella when his dog called to say that the meowmix cat had killed his big red shiny bowl of pasta. AFTER THAT HE TOOK AHOLD OF his brand new iphone3g, and he laughed at his wife, which had a menstruation in progress. Then he died, when smoking weed he got from grandpas weed farm, spontaneously combusting dramatically. Henks ashes got mixed in milk and cookies. When his grandfather came, the kitchen was dramatically eating cookies, but the cookies were very old, that they exploded in a explosion, that nuked henks green chubby testicles into oblivion and eventually destroying earths population. The strange aliens, playing pokemon were actually strange Pok

[Aiur]

Henk was playing with his shoes in his attic when his mother died in her sleep.The next morning he told his dead mom that he wants a playbunny to have some fun breaking the law.He was getting very pissed and slapped his wife with his chainsaw protection cover.The shit from the toilet flew out and he pooped in his pants when falling down the sewer.But he could grab on hes umbrella when his dog called to say that the meowmix cat had killed his big red shiny bowl of pasta. AFTER THAT HE TOOK AHOLD OF his brand new iphone3g, and he laughed at his wife, which had a menstruation in progress. Then he died, when smoking weed he got from grandpas weed farm, spontaneously combusting dramatically. Henks ashes got mixed in milk and cookies. When his grandfather came, the kitchen was dramatically eating cookies, but the cookies were very old, that they exploded in a explosion, that nuked henks green chubby testicles into oblivion and eventually destroying earths population. The strange aliens, playing pokemon were actually strange Pok

[Johnathan Pewtershmitz]

Henk was playing with his shoes in his attic when his mother died in her sleep.The next morning he told his dead mom that he wants a playbunny to have some fun breaking the law.He was getting very pissed and slapped his wife with his chainsaw protection cover.The shit from the toilet flew out and he pooped in his pants when falling down the sewer.But he could grab on hes umbrella when his dog called to say that the meowmix cat had killed his big red shiny bowl of pasta. AFTER THAT HE TOOK AHOLD OF his brand new iphone3g, and he laughed at his wife, which had a menstruation in progress. Then he died, when smoking weed he got from grandpas weed farm, spontaneously combusting dramatically. Henks ashes got mixed in milk and cookies. When his grandfather came, the kitchen was dramatically eating cookies, but the cookies were very old, that they exploded in a explosion, that nuked henks green chubby testicles into oblivion and eventually destroying earths population. The strange aliens, playing pokemon were actually strange Pok

[Aiur]

Henk was playing with his shoes in his attic when his mother died in her sleep.The next morning he told his dead mom that he wants a playbunny to have some fun breaking the law.He was getting very pissed and slapped his wife with his chainsaw protection cover.The shit from the toilet flew out and he pooped in his pants when falling down the sewer.But he could grab on hes umbrella when his dog called to say that the meowmix cat had killed his big red shiny bowl of pasta. AFTER THAT HE TOOK AHOLD OF his brand new iphone3g, and he laughed at his wife, which had a menstruation in progress. Then he died, when smoking weed he got from grandpas weed farm, spontaneously combusting dramatically. Henks ashes got mixed in milk and cookies. When his grandfather came, the kitchen was dramatically eating cookies, but the cookies were very old, that they exploded in a explosion, that nuked henks green chubby testicles into oblivion and eventually destroying earths population. The strange aliens, playing pokemon were actually strange Pok

[Johnathan Pewtershmitz]

Henk was playing with his shoes in his attic when his mother died in her sleep.The next morning he told his dead mom that he wants a playbunny to have some fun breaking the law.He was getting very pissed and slapped his wife with his chainsaw protection cover.The shit from the toilet flew out and he pooped in his pants when falling down the sewer.But he could grab on hes umbrella when his dog called to say that the meowmix cat had killed his big red shiny bowl of pasta. AFTER THAT HE TOOK AHOLD OF his brand new iphone3g, and he laughed at his wife, which had a menstruation in progress. Then he died, when smoking weed he got from grandpas weed farm, spontaneously combusting dramatically. Henks ashes got mixed in milk and cookies. When his grandfather came, the kitchen was dramatically eating cookies, but the cookies were very old, that they exploded in a explosion, that nuked henks green chubby testicles into oblivion and eventually destroying earths population. The strange aliens, playing pokemon were actually strange Pok

[Aiur]

Henk was playing with his shoes in his attic when his mother died in her sleep.The next morning he told his dead mom that he wants a playbunny to have some fun breaking the law.He was getting very pissed and slapped his wife with his chainsaw protection cover.The shit from the toilet flew out and he pooped in his pants when falling down the sewer.But he could grab on hes umbrella when his dog called to say that the meowmix cat had killed his big red shiny bowl of pasta. AFTER THAT HE TOOK AHOLD OF his brand new iphone3g, and he laughed at his wife, which had a menstruation in progress. Then he died, when smoking weed he got from grandpas weed farm, spontaneously combusting dramatically. Henks ashes got mixed in milk and cookies. When his grandfather came, the kitchen was dramatically eating cookies, but the cookies were very old, that they exploded in a explosion, that nuked henks green chubby testicles into oblivion and eventually destroying earths population. The strange aliens, playing pokemon were actually strange Pok

[Johnathan Pewtershmitz]

Henk was playing with his shoes in his attic when his mother died in her sleep.The next morning he told his dead mom that he wants a playbunny to have some fun breaking the law.He was getting very pissed and slapped his wife with his chainsaw protection cover.The shit from the toilet flew out and he pooped in his pants when falling down the sewer.But he could grab on hes umbrella when his dog called to say that the meowmix cat had killed his big red shiny bowl of pasta. AFTER THAT HE TOOK AHOLD OF his brand new iphone3g, and he laughed at his wife, which had a menstruation in progress. Then he died, when smoking weed he got from grandpas weed farm, spontaneously combusting dramatically. Henks ashes got mixed in milk and cookies. When his grandfather came, the kitchen was dramatically eating cookies, but the cookies were very old, that they exploded in a explosion, that nuked henks green chubby testicles into oblivion and eventually destroying earths population. The strange aliens, playing pokemon were actually strange Pok

[Aiur]

Henk was playing with his shoes in his attic when his mother died in her sleep.The next morning he told his dead mom that he wants a playbunny to have some fun breaking the law.He was getting very pissed and slapped his wife with his chainsaw protection cover.The shit from the toilet flew out and he pooped in his pants when falling down the sewer.But he could grab on hes umbrella when his dog called to say that the meowmix cat had killed his big red shiny bowl of pasta. AFTER THAT HE TOOK AHOLD OF his brand new iphone3g, and he laughed at his wife, which had a menstruation in progress. Then he died, when smoking weed he got from grandpas weed farm, spontaneously combusting dramatically. Henks ashes got mixed in milk and cookies. When his grandfather came, the kitchen was dramatically eating cookies, but the cookies were very old, that they exploded in a explosion, that nuked henks green chubby testicles into oblivion and eventually destroying earths population. The strange aliens, playing pokemon were actually strange Pok

[Johnathan Pewtershmitz]

Henk was playing with his shoes in his attic when his mother died in her sleep.The next morning he told his dead mom that he wants a playbunny to have some fun breaking the law.He was getting very pissed and slapped his wife with his chainsaw protection cover.The shit from the toilet flew out and he pooped in his pants when falling down the sewer.But he could grab on hes umbrella when his dog called to say that the meowmix cat had killed his big red shiny bowl of pasta. AFTER THAT HE TOOK AHOLD OF his brand new iphone3g, and he laughed at his wife, which had a menstruation in progress. Then he died, when smoking weed he got from grandpas weed farm, spontaneously combusting dramatically. Henks ashes got mixed in milk and cookies. When his grandfather came, the kitchen was dramatically eating cookies, but the cookies were very old, that they exploded in a explosion, that nuked henks green chubby testicles into oblivion and eventually destroying earths population. The strange aliens, playing pokemon were actually strange Pok

[Aiur]

Henk was playing with his shoes in his attic when his mother died in her sleep.The next morning he told his dead mom that he wants a playbunny to have some fun breaking the law.He was getting very pissed and slapped his wife with his chainsaw protection cover.The shit from the toilet flew out and he pooped in his pants when falling down the sewer.But he could grab on hes umbrella when his dog called to say that the meowmix cat had killed his big red shiny bowl of pasta. AFTER THAT HE TOOK AHOLD OF his brand new iphone3g, and he laughed at his wife, which had a menstruation in progress. Then he died, when smoking weed he got from grandpas weed farm, spontaneously combusting dramatically. Henks ashes got mixed in milk and cookies. When his grandfather came, the kitchen was dramatically eating cookies, but the cookies were very old, that they exploded in a explosion, that nuked henks green chubby testicles into oblivion and eventually destroying earths population. The strange aliens, playing pokemon were actually strange Pok

[Johnathan Pewtershmitz]

Henk was playing with his shoes in his attic when his mother died in her sleep.The next morning he told his dead mom that he wants a playbunny to have some fun breaking the law.He was getting very pissed and slapped his wife with his chainsaw protection cover.The shit from the toilet flew out and he pooped in his pants when falling down the sewer.But he could grab on hes umbrella when his dog called to say that the meowmix cat had killed his big red shiny bowl of pasta. AFTER THAT HE TOOK AHOLD OF his brand new iphone3g, and he laughed at his wife, which had a menstruation in progress. Then he died, when smoking weed he got from grandpas weed farm, spontaneously combusting dramatically. Henks ashes got mixed in milk and cookies. When his grandfather came, the kitchen was dramatically eating cookies, but the cookies were very old, that they exploded in a explosion, that nuked henks green chubby testicles into oblivion and eventually destroying earths population. The strange aliens, playing pokemon were actually strange Pok

[Aiur]

Henk was playing with his shoes in his attic when his mother died in her sleep.The next morning he told his dead mom that he wants a playbunny to have some fun breaking the law.He was getting very pissed and slapped his wife with his chainsaw protection cover.The shit from the toilet flew out and he pooped in his pants when falling down the sewer.But he could grab on hes umbrella when his dog called to say that the meowmix cat had killed his big red shiny bowl of pasta. AFTER THAT HE TOOK AHOLD OF his brand new iphone3g, and he laughed at his wife, which had a menstruation in progress. Then he died, when smoking weed he got from grandpas weed farm, spontaneously combusting dramatically. Henks ashes got mixed in milk and cookies. When his grandfather came, the kitchen was dramatically eating cookies, but the cookies were very old, that they exploded in a explosion, that nuked henks green chubby testicles into oblivion and eventually destroying earths population. The strange aliens, playing pokemon were actually strange Pok

[Johnathan Pewtershmitz]

Henk was playing with his shoes in his attic when his mother died in her sleep.The next morning he told his dead mom that he wants a playbunny to have some fun breaking the law.He was getting very pissed and slapped his wife with his chainsaw protection cover.The shit from the toilet flew out and he pooped in his pants when falling down the sewer.But he could grab on hes umbrella when his dog called to say that the meowmix cat had killed his big red shiny bowl of pasta. AFTER THAT HE TOOK AHOLD OF his brand new iphone3g, and he laughed at his wife, which had a menstruation in progress. Then he died, when smoking weed he got from grandpas weed farm, spontaneously combusting dramatically. Henks ashes got mixed in milk and cookies. When his grandfather came, the kitchen was dramatically eating cookies, but the cookies were very old, that they exploded in a explosion, that nuked henks green chubby testicles into oblivion and eventually destroying earths population. The strange aliens, playing pokemon were actually strange Pok

[Aiur]

Henk was playing with his shoes in his attic when his mother died in her sleep.The next morning he told his dead mom that he wants a playbunny to have some fun breaking the law.He was getting very pissed and slapped his wife with his chainsaw protection cover.The shit from the toilet flew out and he pooped in his pants when falling down the sewer.But he could grab on hes umbrella when his dog called to say that the meowmix cat had killed his big red shiny bowl of pasta. AFTER THAT HE TOOK AHOLD OF his brand new iphone3g, and he laughed at his wife, which had a menstruation in progress. Then he died, when smoking weed he got from grandpas weed farm, spontaneously combusting dramatically. Henks ashes got mixed in milk and cookies. When his grandfather came, the kitchen was dramatically eating cookies, but the cookies were very old, that they exploded in a explosion, that nuked henks green chubby testicles into oblivion and eventually destroying earths population. The strange aliens, playing pokemon were actually strange Pok

[Mr. Darkness]

Henk was playing with his shoes in his attic when his mother died in her sleep.The next morning he told his dead mom that he wants a playbunny to have some fun breaking the law.He was getting very pissed and slapped his wife with his chainsaw protection cover.The shit from the toilet flew out and he pooped in his pants when falling down the sewer.But he could grab on hes umbrella when his dog called to say that the meowmix cat had killed his big red shiny bowl of pasta. AFTER THAT HE TOOK AHOLD OF his brand new iphone3g, and he laughed at his wife, which had a menstruation in progress. Then he died, when smoking weed he got from grandpas weed farm, spontaneously combusting dramatically. Henks ashes got mixed in milk and cookies. When his grandfather came, the kitchen was dramatically eating cookies, but the cookies were very old, that they exploded in a explosion, that nuked henks green chubby testicles into oblivion and eventually destroying earths population. The strange aliens, playing pokemon were actually strange Pok

[Johnathan Pewtershmitz]

Henk was playing with his shoes in his attic when his mother died in her sleep.The next morning he told his dead mom that he wants a playbunny to have some fun breaking the law.He was getting very pissed and slapped his wife with his chainsaw protection cover.The shit from the toilet flew out and he pooped in his pants when falling down the sewer.But he could grab on hes umbrella when his dog called to say that the meowmix cat had killed his big red shiny bowl of pasta. AFTER THAT HE TOOK AHOLD OF his brand new iphone3g, and he laughed at his wife, which had a menstruation in progress. Then he died, when smoking weed he got from grandpas weed farm, spontaneously combusting dramatically. Henks ashes got mixed in milk and cookies. When his grandfather came, the kitchen was dramatically eating cookies, but the cookies were very old, that they exploded in a explosion, that nuked henks green chubby testicles into oblivion and eventually destroying earths population. The strange aliens, playing pokemon were actually strange Pok

[-RatMan-]

Henk was playing with his shoes in his attic when his mother died in her sleep.The next morning he told his dead mom that he wants a playbunny to have some fun breaking the law.He was getting very pissed and slapped his wife with his chainsaw protection cover.The shit from the toilet flew out and he pooped in his pants when falling down the sewer.But he could grab on hes umbrella when his dog called to say that the meowmix cat had killed his big red shiny bowl of pasta. AFTER THAT HE TOOK AHOLD OF his brand new iphone3g, and he laughed at his wife, which had a menstruation in progress. Then he died, when smoking weed he got from grandpas weed farm, spontaneously combusting dramatically. Henks ashes got mixed in milk and cookies. When his grandfather came, the kitchen was dramatically eating cookies, but the cookies were very old, that they exploded in a explosion, that nuked henks green chubby testicles into oblivion and eventually destroying earths population. The strange aliens, playing pokemon were actually strange Pok

Edited March 28, 2009 by -RatMan-

[A Random Hobo]

Henk was playing with his shoes in his attic when his mother died in her sleep.The next morning he told his dead mom that he wants a playbunny to have some fun breaking the law.He was getting very pissed and slapped his wife with his chainsaw protection cover.The shit from the toilet flew out and he pooped in his pants when falling down the sewer.But he could grab on hes umbrella when his dog called to say that the meowmix cat had killed his big red shiny bowl of pasta. AFTER THAT HE TOOK AHOLD OF his brand new iphone3g, and he laughed at his wife, which had a menstruation in progress. Then he died, when smoking weed he got from grandpas weed farm, spontaneously combusting dramatically. Henks ashes got mixed in milk and cookies. When his grandfather came, the kitchen was dramatically eating cookies, but the cookies were very old, that they exploded in a explosion, that nuked henks green chubby testicles into oblivion and eventually destroying earths population. The strange aliens, playing pokemon were actually strange Pok

[Evolve]

Henk was playing with his shoes in his attic when his mother died in her sleep.The next morning he told his dead mom that he wants a playbunny to have some fun breaking the law.He was getting very pissed and slapped his wife with his chainsaw protection cover.The shit from the toilet flew out and he pooped in his pants when falling down the sewer.But he could grab on hes umbrella when his dog called to say that the meowmix cat had killed his big red shiny bowl of pasta. AFTER THAT HE TOOK AHOLD OF his brand new iphone3g, and he laughed at his wife, which had a menstruation in progress. Then he died, when smoking weed he got from grandpas weed farm, spontaneously combusting dramatically. Henks ashes got mixed in milk and cookies. When his grandfather came, the kitchen was dramatically eating cookies, but the cookies were very old, that they exploded in a explosion, that nuked henks green chubby testicles into oblivion and eventually destroying earths population. The strange aliens, playing pokemon were actually strange Pok

[Johnathan Pewtershmitz]

Henk was playing with his shoes in his attic when his mother died in her sleep.The next morning he told his dead mom that he wants a playbunny to have some fun breaking the law.He was getting very pissed and slapped his wife with his chainsaw protection cover.The shit from the toilet flew out and he pooped in his pants when falling down the sewer.But he could grab on hes umbrella when his dog called to say that the meowmix cat had killed his big red shiny bowl of pasta. AFTER THAT HE TOOK AHOLD OF his brand new iphone3g, and he laughed at his wife, which had a menstruation in progress. Then he died, when smoking weed he got from grandpas weed farm, spontaneously combusting dramatically. Henks ashes got mixed in milk and cookies. When his grandfather came, the kitchen was dramatically eating cookies, but the cookies were very old, that they exploded in a explosion, that nuked henks green chubby testicles into oblivion and eventually destroying earths population. The strange aliens, playing pokemon were actually strange Pok