Cookie Posted September 15, 2010 Posted September 15, 2010 I just saw JEZUS popping up in my xfire window, I couldn't believe it so I tried to let him give me an Iphone 4Cookz: hai jesusCookz: can u give me a iphone 4?Cookz: i realy want oneCookz: since u are jezus, anything is possible right?<This user stopped playing Unreal Tournament>Cookz: did u bring my iphone 4 yet?JEZUS: lolJEZUS: no this sucksCookz: nononoCookz: you are jezusJEZUS: htc desireCookz: i want iphone 4Cookz: HTC desire is oldCookz: i want iphone 4JEZUS: pffCookz: give me iphone 4JEZUS: crapCookz: no i want itJEZUS: i have no oneCookz: you are jesusCookz: i want it the iphone 4JEZUS: hahano i brring live my soonCookz: why not you are jesus give me iphone 4Cookz: iphone 4 brings life toCookz: give it to meJEZUS: and liteCookz: every phone gives lightCookz: give me the iphone 4JEZUS: whahahJEZUS: lolCookz: it has super LCDCookz: super lightCookz: the iphone 4JEZUS: i cant doJEZUS: i wand some thing alseJEZUS: youCookz: yes but i want iphone 4Cookz: you are jezusCookz: you already have itCookz: i want iphone 4 toJEZUS: ehm yes but im not a fhone sealerCookz: you are jezusCookz: you have over 9000 iphone 4Cookz: i want one iphone 4JEZUS: uhu but i cant you five a phoneCookz: but i want the iphone 4JEZUS: oke call godJEZUS: or samthingCookz: you areJEZUS: or look op ebayJEZUS: Cookz: so give me iphone 4Cookz: you made ebayJEZUS: dudeJEZUS: ehmzJEZUS: meby a nokia 3310:)Cookz: nononoCookz: i want iphone 4Cookz: it is appleJEZUS: jesusJEZUS: ya apple on a threeJEZUS: Cookz: no no iphone 4JEZUS: how old are you Cookz: 17JEZUS: go workCookz: and in need of iphone 4Cookz: but you are jezuzCookz: you can give me iphone 4 for freeJEZUS: owwwhCookz: something just hit my windowCookz: imma look into the gutterJEZUS: but im not sante klassCookz: it's an iphone 4Cookz: thnx man <3Cookz: does it normally come in 4 pieces?And now I lost it Quote
Danni Posted September 15, 2010 Posted September 15, 2010 I never had faith in Christianity so nothing new Quote
QTesla Posted September 15, 2010 Posted September 15, 2010 I never had faith in Christianity so nothing new Quote
Griffon Posted September 15, 2010 Posted September 15, 2010 I never had faith in Christianity so nothing newthank god for athieismoops ^^thank jesus for aethieismdang it you get what i mean^_^ Quote
Botervloot Posted September 15, 2010 Posted September 15, 2010 I never had faith in Christianity so nothing new Quote
Chikennugget1 Posted September 15, 2010 Posted September 15, 2010 Useless topic.And Xfire sucks. Quote
Cookie Posted September 15, 2010 Author Posted September 15, 2010 That's why it is a quickie sir Quote
Chikennugget1 Posted September 15, 2010 Posted September 15, 2010 That's why it is a quickie sir There are better quickies, or longies or whatever -ies .I said "useless topic" as it's just a copy/past from a random chat and that doing a topic for this is pointless, sir I could also say "cool story bro" but I prefered staying professionnal. Quote
Cookie Posted September 15, 2010 Author Posted September 15, 2010 (edited) That's why it is a quickie sir There are better quickies, or longies or whatever -ies .I said "useless topic" as it's just a copy/past from a random chat and that doing a topic for this is pointless, sir I could also say "cool story bro" but I prefered staying professionnal.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1y19L64N3Q Edited September 15, 2010 by Cookie Quote
BlueYoshi97 Posted September 16, 2010 Posted September 16, 2010 Religion is weird. It causes only trouble, and people are wasting their life for nothing. Sometimes it helps if you have something to believe in, to accept things better, but even so, the popular religion is a scam.Some forbid you to drink alcohol and stuff, if I'm right. There wasn't even alcohol back in the time of Jesus and company.They force Islamitics to slaughter pigs. What kind of fucking bullcrap is that? They don't even want to eat it.And, as KRS-One once wondered, why do Christianic people wear crosses? They killed Jesus with the cross. So imagine if Jesus was killed by a bullet, that would mean everyone would walk around with a golden gun around their neck. Quote
Zeggy Posted September 16, 2010 Posted September 16, 2010 Religion is weird. It causes only trouble, and people are wasting their life for nothing. Sometimes it helps if you have something to believe in, to accept things better, but even so, the popular religion is a scam.Some forbid you to drink alcohol and stuff, if I'm right. There wasn't even alcohol back in the time of Jesus and company.They force Islamitics to slaughter pigs. What kind of fucking bullcrap is that? They don't even want to eat it.And, as KRS-One once wondered, why do Christianic people wear crosses? They killed Jesus with the cross. So imagine if Jesus was killed by a bullet, that would mean everyone would walk around with a golden gun around their neck.I dont agree with this :/Religion brings so more to this world than atheism and more pros than cons.Cultrue, music, art, science, innovation, dicipline, morality and much more are all from religions around the wrold.Billions of people worship a religion compared to atheism which is nothing in comparison.Athesim = being a di*k to who ever doesnt think like you. Quote
Dr. Pannenkoek Posted September 16, 2010 Posted September 16, 2010 Religion is weird. It causes only trouble, and people are wasting their life for nothing. Sometimes it helps if you have something to believe in, to accept things better, but even so, the popular religion is a scam.Some forbid you to drink alcohol and stuff, if I'm right. There wasn't even alcohol back in the time of Jesus and company.They force Islamitics to slaughter pigs. What kind of fucking bullcrap is that? They don't even want to eat it.And, as KRS-One once wondered, why do Christianic people wear crosses? They killed Jesus with the cross. So imagine if Jesus was killed by a bullet, that would mean everyone would walk around with a golden gun around their neck.I dont agree with this :/Religion brings so more to this world than atheism and more pros than cons.Cultrue, music, art, science, innovation, dicipline, morality and much more are all from religions around the wrold.Billions of people worship a religion compared to atheism which is nothing in comparison.Athesim = being a di*k to who ever doesnt think like you.Im an Athiest and I respect other peoples beliefs.What do? Quote
QTesla Posted September 16, 2010 Posted September 16, 2010 Before this locks up, I'm gonna say....I'm atheist, and I find it annoying when these arguments happen. Some people believe in ghosts, some don't. We don't have wars over it, but we have wars over religion? Some people think there are aliens, some people really don't care, but we don't start creating mass threads about it and fighting.I'd rather not say more of my views on religion, because I feel I would insult most people who believe there is a god. Quote
BlueYoshi97 Posted September 16, 2010 Posted September 16, 2010 Athesim = being a di*k to who ever doesnt think like you.Cool! That means I'm not an atheist. Quote
Sneed Posted September 16, 2010 Posted September 16, 2010 Religion fucked up the world... OH GOD JUST LETS DO BELIVE IN A BOOK... and praise to someone that doesn't exist. Quote
QTesla Posted September 16, 2010 Posted September 16, 2010 Religion fucked up the world... OH GOD JUST LETS DO BELIVE IN A BOOK... and praise to someone that doesn't exist.Bible was taken A little bit seriously IMO.It started as a nice story, for other people to read, then someone made it into some huge hype. ( IMO. )Some people just think "It's written in an official book, HE MUST BE TRUE!"No.Just No.Also, why the fuck would jesus turn water into wine? What an ungrateful bastard. Wouldn't want him at a party. " get what you're given, but I don't care, I'll change it anyway" Quote
Dusty Posted September 16, 2010 Posted September 16, 2010 Also, why the fuck would jesus turn water into wine? What an ungrateful bastard. Wouldn't want him at a party. " get what you're given, but I don't care, I'll change it anyway"The Bible is full of contradictions.Can we stop with the flaming of atheists, or people who do believe in religion, please?I'm an Atheist, and I respect that some people follow religion, some people don't.All in all, shurrup. Quote
Hundred2 Posted September 16, 2010 Posted September 16, 2010 (edited) Oh great.A topic about religion.This is going to fail"Athesim = being a di*k to who ever doesnt think like you."About that, You just owned yourself btw. Also edit edit.Cultrue, music, art, science, innovation, dicipline, morality and much more are all from religions around the wrold.Geez, how do you explain how europe was stuck in the middle ages dominated by religion for 1.000 fucking years? Edited September 16, 2010 by Hundred2 Quote
QTesla Posted September 16, 2010 Posted September 16, 2010 I'm no "pro atheist" It just seems that religious people believe we're idiots for not believing.I have no quarrel with you. move along. Quote
stalker-dude(nl) Posted September 16, 2010 Posted September 16, 2010 Ye Jesus must have been great guy to party with.Water to wine beer?! Hell yea. Quote
Dr. Pannenkoek Posted September 16, 2010 Posted September 16, 2010 (edited) (correct me if i'm wrong)But wasn't the anatomy of the human body delayed so many years because Religion (I say Religion, I mean the Catholics) thought it was wrong to dissect dead bodies?I know if there are Ethical reasons foe this, but rules like this did delay any scientific advancement.Jus' saying.Also, COUGHCOUGH Catholic people believing Galen for a very long time when some of the stuff was clearly wrong (when most of his studies were based on animals) COUGHCOUGH Edited September 16, 2010 by Dr. Pannenkoek Quote
BlueYoshi97 Posted September 16, 2010 Posted September 16, 2010 Sorry, Cookie. I turned your topic into a cult-war.*deleting Cookies Quote
Cookie Posted September 16, 2010 Author Posted September 16, 2010 Religion is weird. It causes only trouble, and people are wasting their life for nothing. Sometimes it helps if you have something to believe in, to accept things better, but even so, the popular religion is a scam.Some forbid you to drink alcohol and stuff, if I'm right. There wasn't even alcohol back in the time of Jesus and company.They force Islamitics to slaughter pigs. What kind of fucking bullcrap is that? They don't even want to eat it.And, as KRS-One once wondered, why do Christianic people wear crosses? They killed Jesus with the cross. So imagine if Jesus was killed by a bullet, that would mean everyone would walk around with a golden gun around their neck.100% agreement.And no prob Yoshi, guess this topic was already dead anyway.Why hasn't there been any sign of some religious god or something the last centuries. Anyway If i was born in Amerika, I was proably a christian, if I was born in some other weird country i would have believed in allah.I don't believe in any religion, this makes me a Atheist i guess? I do believe in life beyond our solar system. What does that make me? Quote
Deluvas Posted September 16, 2010 Posted September 16, 2010 (edited) Atheists are open-minded. Most religious people are not (with some exceptions). Some 'spiritual' people are also open-minded. I believe the future of mankind in its true inner-self, not in really old books that say you don't have to wash on Fridays because it's a sin.Religion also didn't do any good to people. Remember wars for different Gods, etc. If it wasn't for Science, we'd still be in the Dark Ages by now. Edited September 16, 2010 by Deluvas Quote
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