Luke Nukem Posted December 13, 2011 Share Posted December 13, 2011 (edited) Well as some of you may know or have encountered the dreaded people that clog up society complaining about being old and not being down with the kids.I have created this thread in all seriousness and not to troll. This is for you to teach old people such as your nan or Granddad on how to open up the Internet or any of their chosen Web browsers.Step 1, Move your cursor over your selected web browser such as Google Chrome, Safari, Internet Explorer or Mozzila Firefox.Step 2, Double click with your left mouse button on the short cut of your chosen web browser and this shall open the Internet.Step 3, Take a break after a long session of learning how to open a web browser.CONGRATULATIONS ON OPENING THE WEB BROWSER!!! P.s Hope this helps as I had to read my own tutorial to get onto the Left4green Forums. Edited December 13, 2011 by Luke Nukem Tennisballesser, Quad_Tube, Ywa and 2 others 5 Quote Link to comment
Tom Klijbroek Posted December 13, 2011 Share Posted December 13, 2011 But my granddad is still using Windows 3.1, I don't think this hyperfuturistic tutorial will be much of a help to him. Kefeus 1 Quote Link to comment
Luke Nukem Posted December 13, 2011 Author Share Posted December 13, 2011 Hmmm I am sorry to hear that your Granddad is not up to date bro :C On another note my nan has only just learnt how to email. Quote Link to comment
BouweV Posted December 13, 2011 Share Posted December 13, 2011 but my gran can't read english Quote Link to comment
Luke Nukem Posted December 13, 2011 Author Share Posted December 13, 2011 Well .... ' This is for you to teach old people such as your nan or Granddad ' :') Quote Link to comment
TheGreenGrasshopper Posted December 13, 2011 Share Posted December 13, 2011 mY INTERNET SHOWS ME ALL KINDS OF WEIRD PAGES WITH NUMBERS ON IT LIKE 404 AND 502 WHAT DO i DO, AND i THINK IT MESSED UP MY KEYS. Quote Link to comment
Luke Nukem Posted December 13, 2011 Author Share Posted December 13, 2011 404 is an error code which is sent to your computer mainly because of a mistake in your spelling or your computer doesn't have permission to access that specific area. Quote Link to comment
BlueYoshi97 Posted December 13, 2011 Share Posted December 13, 2011 (edited) Got a few more questions:1. You say I have to double-click on the coloured thing. I have no coloured thing.EDIT: Oh nevermind, I just looked at your photo better and noticed there's also a blue E, and I found that. But I still don't dare to click on it, cuz I don't know which button (see my second question below). 2. Once you've told me where to find the coloured thing, please also make a note of WHICH button to click on the mouse. It has two buttons you can click, one one the left, one of the right. There is also a thing you can scroll. There is also an area in the mouse where I have to put batteries in.EDIT 2: How do you edit your post? Edited December 13, 2011 by BlueYoshi97 Quote Link to comment
Ruff Posted December 13, 2011 Share Posted December 13, 2011 This is so wrong on so many levels.Why does Internet Explorer have a red circle around it? It's not a web browser. Drainal 1 Quote Link to comment
Luke Nukem Posted December 13, 2011 Author Share Posted December 13, 2011 (edited) I love your contribution Yoshi it makes my life worth living http://windows.micro...roducts/ie/home Internet explorer is a web browser before you correct me.And Yes Yoshi have edited step 2 for you Edited December 13, 2011 by Luke Nukem Quote Link to comment
BlueYoshi97 Posted December 13, 2011 Share Posted December 13, 2011 I love your contribution Yoshi it makes my life worth living You're welcome, and thanks for the beautorial, it will actually be useful for elders - they find this topic by Google, join the forums, and make it more popular!!! ...Haha no of course not they don't know how to start Google. Quote Link to comment
Corby Posted December 13, 2011 Share Posted December 13, 2011 I got BSOD from following your tutorial... Luke Nukem, BlueYoshi97 and Darkstar 3 Quote Link to comment
Luke Nukem Posted December 13, 2011 Author Share Posted December 13, 2011 It's for you lot to teach your elders :L Finally it worked * evil laugh * Quote Link to comment
BlueYoshi97 Posted December 13, 2011 Share Posted December 13, 2011 It's for you lot to teach your elders :LMy (pretty old) neighbour once asked me to fix his E-mail-problems (he's using Outlook 1885), but his PC was made before the Maya calendar, so I'm not sure if he has internet. Quote Link to comment
Tom Klijbroek Posted December 13, 2011 Share Posted December 13, 2011 It's for you lot to teach your elders :LMy (pretty old) neighbour once asked me to fix his E-mail-problems (he's using Outlook 1885), but his PC was made before the Maya calendar, so I'm not sure if he has internet.You mean the neighbour that beats up his wife every time she dares to get out of the kitchen? Quote Link to comment
Luke Nukem Posted December 13, 2011 Author Share Posted December 13, 2011 Yoshi stop trolling me :') Quote Link to comment
BlueYoshi97 Posted December 13, 2011 Share Posted December 13, 2011 (edited) I'm not trolling, you're just trolling that I'm trolling.It's for you lot to teach your elders :LMy (pretty old) neighbour once asked me to fix his E-mail-problems (he's using Outlook 1885), but his PC was made before the Maya calendar, so I'm not sure if he has internet.You mean the neighbour that beats up his wife every time she dares to get out of the kitchen?No, not that one. The old one is really nice to us all the time.Well, the nigger from Antilles is nice to us too, but not to his girl. Edited December 13, 2011 by BlueYoshi97 Quote Link to comment
terminator Posted December 13, 2011 Share Posted December 13, 2011 I'm not trolling, you're just trolling that I'm trolling.It's for you lot to teach your elders :LMy (pretty old) neighbour once asked me to fix his E-mail-problems (he's using Outlook 1885), but his PC was made before the Maya calendar, so I'm not sure if he has internet.You mean the neighbour that beats up his wife every time she dares to get out of the kitchen?No, not that one. The old one is really nice to us all the time.Well, the nigger from Antilles is nice to us too, but not to his girl.Well if the bitch trespassed from the kitchen to anywhere else she had it comming... lol stupid bitch ... rotorcopter 1 Quote Link to comment
Mr. Darkness Posted December 13, 2011 Share Posted December 13, 2011 (edited) HOLY SHIT! What is this?And what does that red button on right corner do? Edited December 13, 2011 by Mr. Darkness Quote Link to comment
Ywa Posted December 13, 2011 Share Posted December 13, 2011 So how do I e-mail? Quote Link to comment
BouweV Posted December 13, 2011 Share Posted December 13, 2011 What is this text doing here? Quote Link to comment
Ruff Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 Internet explorer is a web browser before you correct me.INCORRECT! Take an arrow to the knee or something Quote Link to comment
Tennisballesser Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 I think I did step 3 wrong, what now ? Quote Link to comment
terminator Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 I think I did step 3 wrong, what now ?Get some powerfull magnets and put them on your hard drive it should fix things!! Quote Link to comment
Luke Nukem Posted December 14, 2011 Author Share Posted December 14, 2011 I think I did step 3 wrong, what now ?Get some powerfull magnets and put them on your hard drive it should fix things!!This made me laugh indeed :') Quote Link to comment
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