An engineer is driving along a road next to a paddock. Suddenly theres two loud bangs from under the truck. His teammate goes "What was that!", the engi replies "Crap I think we ran over that friendly scout". His teammate says "But what was the 2nd bump?", to that the engi replies "I had to drive through a fence to hit him" Why do you never run over a spy riding a bicycle? Because it's probably your bike. What's the announcer's favoirte part of a hockey game? OVERTIME OVERTIME OVERTIME OVERTIME OVERTIME! What did the Demo say just before he preformed a prostate exam? "Don't worry boyo, i'll be gentle!" my nicked jokes