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Mr. Darkness

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  1. looks epic. I like the intro
  2. Someone was playing Barbie 3 collector edition when suddenly something knocked on the balls of Roborobb which he enjoyed.His huge and pristine willy connected to his computer. He found pornographies even though he broke his legs last time he repaired his balls. He turned off his very small computer and went to the sex shop where Sneed was with his mother buying mans stuff. After seeing Sneed he ran away looking at headcrab which was on themassive red bus. Then Pufulet took out his gun called the Jiggalo3000 and shot headcrab right in the balls. But then he died very fast because of poison in headcrabs. He changed in a barrel to avoid some big sharks without the c*ck. The barrel had a hand with a big stick with some dogsh*t, and it says "Do a BarrelRoll!" Then he takes dark1thoughts face and crafts a Ushanka shaped like penis that was soft because he didn't have time to brush his teeth. Suddenly, a giant Roborobb's sexy cake attacks Chikennugget from outer space and to survive, he had to consume over 9000 brown cookies that were made of nordic tears, brewed with uncle sam's ale imported directly from the netherlands. He then played WoW raging like a Covenant Grunt. But then he visited the local headcrab army lab and he found a magic crowbar forgery. He had to deliver a large oblong shaped penis to EmRA's secret underground chief named Petty who had 10+ FOOTMOBILES heading towards the Whiskey Hotel. Ramirez did good kills. After that he did good kills. Ramirez headed towards the lonely island with his banana which looked like a big apple in the ass from the behind of an elephant. But, there was an AntlionGuard blocking your cock. So he used the penetrator 5000 to DO A BARRELROLL! in under 3 tiny little pity seconds he got a massive erection with Obama & Osama under his leg. He squashed them between his thighs. At this very moment he took the keys for the batmobile and hid them because he died suddenly. 34398 hours later Xerxes invaded Sparta. Sparta was very cold during the war because there was a man with no pants blocking the sun. On next day
  3. Its really epic hundy Ywa! thanks for doing Mr. Green servers so fun! Without oyu we wouldn't have so much fun YWA FTW!
  4. 1 hour of badass present for you, Ywa ;D
  5. I can say only "WOW!" Perfect job Good luck with the project!
  6. I liked the second image. Its really nice
  7. Well I wasnt the one who first turned on the pc. He turned it on first and my steam is turning on automaticly each entrance. I made the same conclusion long time ago. Thats why I am not a small patriot. And my father is normal, not my serd dad. I love my father but not this... alright, i wont push on it. Maybe its my serd dad's jokes? He never liked me using the pc. Because sort of "OOH BUT THERE ARE SUM KIDZ PLAYING OUTSIDE! WHY WOULDNT YOU JOIN THEM? (kids? doing what?)" Maybe its his dumbass irony with typing some shit to my steam friends? About the title... Sorry had no good fantasy that time. It came only after >.<
  8. lawl But for what is it?
  9. He is bad with english. Yes i tell you. He sais everything without questions. Belive me please.
  10. [offtopic]I like snails (NOT).[/offtopic]
  11. No.
  12. Today my serd dad was using PC again. He almost said "GTFO" to EmRA. Good I was near. I hope he didnt send some bullshit to someone else of you while I was having a walk? If he did sorry btw :S He is also very annoying when I am playing. Meh. When I wanted to answer EmRA, he said "I WILL ANSWER MY SELF! I WILL SAY "FUCK OFF!"" "I AM USINGZ TEH PC NOW! I WILL DO ALL MEHSELF! I BOUGHTZ IT! SO ITZ MINE (meh but sorry! Who cleans up the computer? No not him... he kjust uses it once a month)! GETZ OUTZ OF HEREZ!" -.-
  13. Datz worthleh dat you didentz downloadz garryzmawdz yetz. U haz to do it. Now i wantz a chocolate barz pl0x.
  14. Some girls say that I look like Makarov from a film that was shown on TV ages ago.
  15. Yeah, I wanted to say. We might go to New York for 2 years on september or later. So I hope that I will find some of you guys
  16. Change the fire overlay color, its just red, not ~orange. The second pic with the light_point looks good now.
  17. 5/10 listen to this one.
  18. This summer I am... -Going to get a job; -Have nice holidays; -Go to Sankt Peterburg; -Going to be in camp in july.
  19. Blocking annoys people. Dont to like that anymore. Its really retarded.
  20. I liked that one
  21. add light_spot too, it will look better. Also. If you will add an env_sprite it will make more good atmosphre.
  22. I dont like house maps. Zs_pub sux with it. Its too small. Atleast make an underground there, so there will be more space.
  23. I will make a "Happy birthday, Ywa!" picture making it from random props.
  24. I wonder how TTT is like.
  25. I know Thats why I made it that annoying to go turning it off ^^ So campers will be annoyed by that hatch and they will get out to control room. All was planned man Also. It will show a A7 (corridor [humans spawn - rocket station]) and B7 (lab) also.
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