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  1. Henk was playing with his shoes in his attic when his mother died in her sleep.The next morning he told his dead mom that he wants a playbunny to have some fun breaking the law.He was getting very pissed and slapped his wife with his chainsaw protection cover.The shit from the toilet flew out and he pooped in his pants when falling down the sewer.But he could grab on hes umbrella when his dog called to say that the meowmix cat had killed his big red shiny bowl of pasta. AFTER THAT HE TOOK AHOLD OF his brand new iphone3g, and he laughed at his wife, which had a menstruation in progress. Then he died, when smoking weed he got from grandpas weed farm, spontaneously combusting dramatically. Henks ashes got mixed in milk and cookies. When his grandfather came, the kitchen was dramatically eating cookies, but the cookies were very old, that they exploded in a explosion, that nuked henks green chubby testicles into oblivion and eventually destroying earths population. The strange aliens, playing pokemon were actually strange Pok
  2. Henk was playing with his shoes in his attic when his mother died in her sleep.The next morning he told his dead mom that he wants a playbunny to have some fun breaking the law.He was getting very pissed and slapped his wife with his chainsaw protection cover.The shit from the toilet flew out and he pooped in his pants when falling down the sewer.But he could grab on hes umbrella when his dog called to say that the meowmix cat had killed his big red shiny bowl of pasta. AFTER THAT HE TOOK AHOLD OF his brand new iphone3g, and he laughed at his wife, which had a menstruation in progress. Then he died, when smoking weed he got from grandpas weed farm, spontaneously combusting dramatically. Henks ashes got mixed in milk and cookies. When his grandfather came, the kitchen was dramatically eating cookies, but the cookies were very old, that they exploded in a explosion, that nuked henks green chubby testicles into oblivion and eventually destroying earths population. The strange aliens, playing pokemon were actually strange Pok
  3. Henk was playing with his shoes in his attic when his mother died in her sleep.The next morning he told his dead mom that he wants a playbunny to have some fun breaking the law.He was getting very pissed and slapped his wife with his chainsaw protection cover.The shit from the toilet flew out and he pooped in his pants when falling down the sewer.But he could grab on hes umbrella when his dog called to say that the meowmix cat had killed his big red shiny bowl of pasta. AFTER THAT HE TOOK AHOLD OF his brand new iphone3g, and he laughed at his wife, which had a menstruation in progress. Then he died, when smoking weed he got from grandpas weed farm, spontaneously combusting dramatically. Henks ashes got mixed in milk and cookies. When his grandfather came, the kitchen was dramatically eating cookies, but the cookies were very old, that they exploded in a explosion, that nuked henks green chubby testicles into oblivion and eventually destroying earths population. The strange aliens, playing pokemon were actually strange Pok
  4. Henk was playing with his shoes in his attic when his mother died in her sleep.The next morning he told his dead mom that he wants a playbunny to have some fun breaking the law.He was getting very pissed and slapped his wife with his chainsaw protection cover.The shit from the toilet flew out and he pooped in his pants when falling down the sewer.But he could grab on hes umbrella when his dog called to say that the meowmix cat had killed his big red shiny bowl of pasta. AFTER THAT HE TOOK AHOLD OF his brand new iphone3g, and he laughed at his wife, which had a menstruation in progress. Then he died, when smoking weed he got from grandpas weed farm, spontaneously combusting dramatically. Henks ashes got mixed in milk and cookies. When his grandfather came, the kitchen was dramatically eating cookies, but the cookies were very old, that they exploded in a explosion, that nuked henks green chubby testicles into oblivion and eventually destroying earths population. The strange aliens, playing pokemon were actually strange Pok
  5. Henk was playing with his shoes in his attic when his mother died in her sleep.The next morning he told his dead mom that he wants a playbunny to have some fun breaking the law.He was getting very pissed and slapped his wife with his chainsaw protection cover.The shit from the toilet flew out and he pooped in his pants when falling down the sewer.But he could grab on hes umbrella when his dog called to say that the meowmix cat had killed his big red shiny bowl of pasta. AFTER THAT HE TOOK AHOLD OF his brand new iphone3g, and he laughed at his wife, which had a menstruation in progress. Then he died, when smoking weed he got from grandpas weed farm, spontaneously combusting dramatically. Henks ashes got mixed in milk and cookies. When his grandfather came, the kitchen was dramatically eating cookies, but the cookies were very old, that they exploded in a explosion, that nuked henks green chubby testicles into oblivion and eventually destroying earths population. The strange aliens, playing pokemon were actually strange Pok
  6. Henk was playing with his shoes in his attic when his mother died in her sleep.The next morning he told his dead mom that he wants a playbunny to have some fun breaking the law.He was getting very pissed and slapped his wife with his chainsaw protection cover.The shit from the toilet flew out and he pooped in his pants when falling down the sewer.But he could grab on hes umbrella when his dog called to say that the meowmix cat had killed his big red shiny bowl of pasta. AFTER THAT HE TOOK AHOLD OF his brand new iphone3g, and he laughed at his wife, which had a menstruation in progress. Then he died, when smoking weed he got from grandpas weed farm, spontaneously combusting dramatically. Henks ashes got mixed in milk and cookies. When his grandfather came, the kitchen was dramatically eating cookies, but the cookies were very old, that they exploded in a explosion, that nuked henks green chubby testicles into oblivion and eventually destroying earths population. The strange aliens, playing pokemon were actually strange Pok
  7. Henk was playing with his shoes in his attic when his mother died in her sleep.The next morning he told his dead mom that he wants a playbunny to have some fun breaking the law.He was getting very pissed and slapped his wife with his chainsaw protection cover.The shit from the toilet flew out and he pooped in his pants when falling down the sewer.But he could grab on hes umbrella when his dog called to say that the meowmix cat had killed his big red shiny bowl of pasta. AFTER THAT HE TOOK AHOLD OF his brand new iphone3g, and he laughed at his wife, which had a menstruation in progress. Then he died, when smoking weed he got from grandpas weed farm, spontaneously combusting dramatically. Henks ashes got mixed in milk and cookies. When his grandfather came, the kitchen was dramatically eating cookies, but the cookies were very old, that they exploded in a explosion, that nuked henks green chubby testicles into oblivion and eventually destroying earths population. The strange aliens, playing pokemon were actually strange Pok
  8. Henk was playing with his shoes in his attic when his mother died in her sleep.The next morning he told his dead mom that he wants a playbunny to have some fun breaking the law.He was getting very pissed and slapped his wife with his chainsaw protection cover.The shit from the toilet flew out and he pooped in his pants when falling down the sewer.But he could grab on hes umbrella when his dog called to say that the meowmix cat had killed his big red shiny bowl of pasta. AFTER THAT HE TOOK AHOLD OF his brand new iphone3g, and he laughed at his wife, which had a menstruation in progress. Then he died, when smoking weed he got from grandpas weed farm, spontaneously combusting dramatically. Henks ashes got mixed in milk and cookies. When his grandfather came, the kitchen was dramatically eating cookies, but the cookies were very old, that they exploded in a explosion, that nuked henks green chubby testicles into oblivion and eventually destroying earths population. The strange aliens, playing pokemon were actually strange Pok
  9. Henk was playing with his shoes in his attic when his mother died in her sleep.The next morning he told his dead mom that he wants a playbunny to have some fun breaking the law.He was getting very pissed and slapped his wife with his chainsaw protection cover.The shit from the toilet flew out and he pooped in his pants when falling down the sewer.But he could grab on hes umbrella when his dog called to say that the meowmix cat had killed his big red shiny bowl of pasta. AFTER THAT HE TOOK AHOLD OF his brand new iphone3g, and he laughed at his wife, which had a menstruation in progress. Then he died, when smoking weed he got from grandpas weed farm, spontaneously combusting dramatically. Henks ashes got mixed in milk and cookies. When his grandfather came, the kitchen was dramatically eating cookies, but the cookies were very old, that they exploded in a explosion, that nuked henks green chubby testicles into oblivion and eventually destroying earths population. The strange aliens, playing pokemon were actually strange Pok
  10. Henk was playing with his shoes in his attic when his mother died in her sleep.The next morning he told his dead mom that he wants a playbunny to have some fun breaking the law.He was getting very pissed and slapped his wife with his chainsaw protection cover.The shit from the toilet flew out and he pooped in his pants when falling down the sewer.But he could grab on hes umbrella when his dog called to say that the meowmix cat had killed his big red shiny bowl of pasta. AFTER THAT HE TOOK AHOLD OF his brand new iphone3g, and he laughed at his wife, which had a menstruation in progress. Then he died, when smoking weed he got from grandpas weed farm, spontaneously combusting dramatically. Henks ashes got mixed in milk and cookies. When his grandfather came, the kitchen was dramatically eating cookies, but the cookies were very old, that they exploded in a explosion, that nuked henks green chubby testicles into oblivion and eventually destroying earths population. The strange aliens, playing pokemon were actually strange Pok
  11. Henk was playing with his shoes in his attic when his mother died in her sleep.The next morning he told his dead mom that he wants a playbunny to have some fun breaking the law.He was getting very pissed and slapped his wife with his chainsaw protection cover.The shit from the toilet flew out and he pooped in his pants when falling down the sewer.But he could grab on hes umbrella when his dog called to say that the meowmix cat had killed his big red shiny bowl of pasta. AFTER THAT HE TOOK AHOLD OF his brand new iphone3g, and he laughed at his wife, which had a menstruation in progress. Then he died, when smoking weed he got from grandpas weed farm, spontaneously combusting dramatically. Henks ashes got mixed in milk and cookies. When his grandfather came, the kitchen was dramatically eating cookies, but the cookies were very old, that they exploded in a explosion, that nuked henks green chubby testicles into oblivion and eventually destroying earths population. The strange aliens, playing pokemon were actually strange Pok
  12. lol I join the game on the 3rd screeny and kill someone on the 4th
  13. hmm narrowing seems hard, it will mess up some stuff, but I will see what I can do
  14. I forgot to mention I only use them in special situations of course , e.g. like in the hole in termites to kill the campers with red hp dots. Headcrabs cause havok!
  15. the map appears darker in those screenshots, but I might add a small light in the section that covers screenshot 4
  16. Lemme post some pics of my current work in progress, so that you guys can give feedback. #1 main hall of church #2 royal family tomb #3 under the tomb #4 dark(its dark XD) winding stairs #5 what lies beneath... no cubemaps yet, no light models for all lights yet, no outside yet, no props yet, not skybox yet
  17. Henk was playing with his shoes in his attic when his mother died in her sleep.The next morning he told his dead mom that he wants a playbunny to have some fun breaking the law.He was getting very pissed and slapped his wife with his chainsaw protection cover.The shit from the toilet flew out and he pooped in his pants when falling down the sewer.But he could grab on hes umbrella when his dog called to say that the meowmix cat had killed his big red shiny bowl of pasta. AFTER THAT HE TOOK AHOLD OF his brand new iphone3g, and he laughed at his wife, which had a menstruation in progress. Then he died, when smoking weed he got from grandpas weed farm, spontaneously combusting dramatically. Henks ashes got mixed in milk and cookies. When his grandfather came, the kitchen was dramatically eating cookies, but the cookies were very old, that they exploded in a explosion, that nuked henks green chubby testicles into oblivion and eventually destroying earths population. The strange aliens, playing pokemon were actually strange Pok
  18. Chems have an insane damage multiplyer when they travel in packs(this is not a nature documentary lol), that's disturbing. Headcrabs are just fine, but too many people play fastcrabs, normal crabs are very underrated and strong when played well.
  19. Henk was playing with his shoes in his attic when his mother died in her sleep.The next morning he told his dead mom that he wants a playbunny to have some fun breaking the law.He was getting very pissed and slapped his wife with his chainsaw protection cover.The shit from the toilet flew out and he pooped in his pants when falling down the sewer.But he could grab on hes umbrella when his dog called to say that the meowmix cat had killed his big red shiny bowl of pasta. AFTER THAT HE TOOK AHOLD OF his brand new iphone3g, and he laughed at his wife, which had a menstruation in progress. Then he died, when smoking weed he got from grandpas weed farm, spontaneously combusting dramatically. Henks ashes got mixed in milk and cookies. When his grandfather came, the kitchen was dramatically eating cookies, but the cookies were very old, that they exploded in a explosion, that nuked henks green chubby testicles into oblivion and eventually destroying earths population. The strange aliens, playing pokemon were actually strange Pok
  20. well some roofs look a bit blocky, and post moaarrr pics coz I cant really say much about this
  21. it appeared not to be a leak, it was some random microbrush that screwed stuff up
  22. help, I just put some nice cracked walls and displacements, but they wont load!! env_cubemap used on world geometry without rebuilding map. .ignoring(a shitload of stuff) a lot of new changes in my map are'n't loaded what to dooooo
  23. I've done over 60 damage with 1 normal zombie hit many times Damien, but yeah chems are utterly annoying. They don't exist in normal half life so they don't fit.
  24. Henk was playing with his shoes in his attic when his mother died in her sleep.The next morning he told his dead mom that he wants a playbunny to have some fun breaking the law.He was getting very pissed and slapped his wife with his chainsaw protection cover.The shit from the toilet flew out and he pooped in his pants when falling down the sewer.But he could grab on hes umbrella when his dog called to say that the meowmix cat had killed his big red shiny bowl of pasta. AFTER THAT HE TOOK AHOLD OF his brand new iphone3g, and he laughed at his wife, which had a menstruation in progress. Then he died, when smoking weed he got from grandpas weed farm, spontaneously combusting dramatically. Henks ashes got mixed in milk and cookies. When his grandfather came, the kitchen was dramatically eating cookies, but the cookies were very old, that they exploded in a explosion, that nuked henks green chubby testicles into oblivion and eventually destroying earths population. The strange aliens, playing pokemon were actually strange Pok
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