Johnathan Pewtershmitz
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Rum be for Pirates. Yer be no pirate.. Arrr!
Prove me wrong and the rum is yours.
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Sounds quite serious.. I recommend either installing Gmod, refrag your cache or remove some addons.
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This isn't making any sense.. Needs some control for the love of my crowbar of chocolate!
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Prismaa was originally trying to become an admin, to do this he downloaded hacks and kicked every noob in ZS, changed rcon and made Johnathan a crowbar of chocolate which was deliciously overpowered until a cow arised from your hovering ass and put there milk in a bottle, so that he was able to explode the cow that Danni had sex with and have a
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Happy Easter, Arrr.
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I haven't seen you on very often.. you new?
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Prismaa was originally trying to become an admin, to do this he downloaded hacks and kicked every noob in ZS, changed rcon and made Johnathan a crowbar of chocolate which was deliciously
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Prismaa was originally trying to become an admin, to do this he downloaded hacks and kicked every noob in ZS, changed rcon and made Johnathan a
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Party at my app!
There be rum!
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Prismaa was originally trying to become and admin
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Henk was playing with his shoes in his attic when his mother died in her sleep.The next morning he told his dead mom that he wants a playbunny to have some fun breaking the law.He was getting very pissed and slapped his wife with his chainsaw protection cover.The shit from the toilet flew out and he pooped in his pants when falling down the sewer.But he could grab on hes umbrella when his dog called to say that the meowmix cat had killed his big red shiny bowl of pasta. AFTER THAT HE TOOK AHOLD OF his brand new iphone3g, and he laughed at his wife, which had a menstruation in progress. Then he died, when smoking weed he got from grandpas weed farm, spontaneously combusting dramatically. Henks ashes got mixed in milk and cookies. When his grandfather came, the kitchen was dramatically eating cookies, but the cookies were very old, that they exploded in a explosion, that nuked henks green chubby testicles into oblivion and eventually destroying earths population. The strange aliens, playing pokemon were actually strange Pok
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Aren't you too young to drink Alcohol?
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Had seen it, I laugh at the Bill is gay vein on Bill's neck
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Loved the Homer Simpson one, also the Rockstar one.
Nice!
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Well, from self experience, more nods is always better
That's up to you
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Needs more nodes.
NODES ARE YOU FRIENDS.
Heh, anyway. Nicely done.
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I'm L.
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Ninjas carry a Death note you know..
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That is the question.
Choose wisely.. you never know If someone who stinks like rum and has a sword and an eyepatch is near you.
I vote Pirates.
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That made my day.
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You got my support, Sneedy.
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The chewing sound in the end really creeps me out.
Om nom nom nom
Heheh.
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No way, you'd be nice.
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Your PC is pimped to the max.
Just needs a GTX 295. Harr.
Pirates or Ninjas
in Safehouse
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Arrrr.
Pirates not only have guns, they have enough gunpowder to destroy the Mayflower.