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    Henk was playing with his shoes in his attic when his mother died in her sleep.The next morning he told his dead mom that he wants a playbunny to have some fun breaking the law.He was getting very pissed and slapped his wife with his chainsaw protection cover.The shit from the toilet flew out and he pooped in his pants when falling down the sewer.But he could grab on hes umbrella when his dog called to say that the meowmix cat had killed his big red shiny bowl of pasta. AFTER THAT HE TOOK AHOLD OF his brand new iphone3g, and he laughed at his wife, which had a menstruation in progress. Then he died, when smoking weed he got from grandpas weed farm, spontaneously combusting dramatically. Henks ashes got mixed in milk and cookies. When his grandfather came, the kitchen was dramatically eating cookies, but the cookies were very old, that they exploded in a explosion, that nuked henks green chubby testicles into oblivion and eventually destroying earths population. The strange aliens, playing pokemon were actually strange Pok

    3 Words per person story

    in Safehouse

    Posted

    Henk was playing with his shoes in his attic when his mother died in her sleep.The next morning he told his dead mom that he wants a playbunny to have some fun breaking the law.He was getting very pissed and slapped his wife with his chainsaw protection cover.The shit from the toilet flew out and he pooped in his pants when falling down the sewer.But he could grab on hes umbrella when his dog called to say that the meowmix cat had killed his big red shiny bowl of pasta. AFTER THAT HE TOOK AHOLD OF his brand new iphone3g, and he laughed at his wife, which had a menstruation in progress. Then he died, when smoking weed he got from grandpas weed farm, spontaneously combusting dramatically. Henks ashes got mixed in milk and cookies. When his grandfather came, the kitchen was dramatically eating cookies, but the cookies were very old, that they exploded in a explosion, that nuked henks green chubby testicles into oblivion and eventually destroying earths population. The strange aliens, playing pokemon were actually strange Pok

    3 Words per person story

    in Safehouse

    Posted

    Henk was playing with his shoes in his attic when his mother died in her sleep.The next morning he told his dead mom that he wants a playbunny to have some fun breaking the law.He was getting very pissed and slapped his wife with his chainsaw protection cover.The shit from the toilet flew out and he pooped in his pants when falling down the sewer.But he could grab on hes umbrella when his dog called to say that the meowmix cat had killed his big red shiny bowl of pasta. AFTER THAT HE TOOK AHOLD OF his brand new iphone3g, and he laughed at his wife, which had a menstruation in progress. Then he died, when smoking weed he got from grandpas weed farm, spontaneously combusting dramatically. Henks ashes got mixed in milk and cookies. When his grandfather came, the kitchen was dramatically eating cookies, but the cookies were very old, that they exploded in a explosion, that nuked henks green chubby testicles into oblivion and eventually destroying earths population. The strange aliens, playing pokemon were actually strange Pok

    3 Words per person story

    in Safehouse

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    Henk was playing with his shoes in his attic when his mother died in her sleep.

    The next morning he told his dead mom that he wants a playbunny to have some fun breaking the law.

    He was getting very pissed and slapped his wife with his chainsaw protection cover.

    The shit from the toilet flew out and he pooped in his pants when falling down the sewer.

    But he could grab on hes umbrella when his dog called to say that the meowmix cat had killed his big red shiny bowl of pasta. AFTER THAT HE TOOK AHOLD OF his

    brand new iphone3g, and he laughed at his wife, which had a menstruation in progress. Then he died, when smoking weed he got from grandpas weed farm, spontaneously combusting dramatically. Henks ashes got mixed in milk and cookies. When his grandfather came, the kitchen was dramatically eating cookies, but the cookies were very old, that they exploded in a explosion, that nuked henks green chubby testicles into oblivion and eventually destroying earths population. The strange aliens, playing pokemon were actually strange Pok

    3 Words per person story

    in Safehouse

    Posted

    Henk was playing with his shoes in his attic when his mother died in her sleep.

    The next morning he told his dead mom that he wants a playbunny to have some fun breaking the law.

    He was getting very pissed and slapped his wife with his chainsaw protection cover.

    The shit from the toilet flew out and he pooped in his pants when falling down the sewer.

    But he could grab on hes umbrella when his dog called to say that the meowmix cat had killed his big red shiny bowl of pasta. AFTER THAT HE TOOK AHOLD OF his

    brand new iphone3g, and he laughed at his wife, which had a menstruation in progress. Then he died, when smoking weed he got from grandpas weed farm, spontaneously combusting dramatically. Henks ashes got mixed in milk and cookies. When his grandfather came, the kitchen was dramatically eating cookies, but the cookies were very old, that they exploded in a explosion, that nuked henks green chubby testicles into oblivion and eventually destroying earths population. The strange aliens, playing pokemon were actually strange Pok

    Introduce yourself :D

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    7. Anything else you wanna tell us?

    Well what should i say i love the game started gaming when roborobb introduced me to mrgreen during my second year of uni so that i can relax more by playing (not drinking) now me and my bro have racked up about 100 playing hours. Nothing is truly ever going to be better, I love waking up in the morning and playing gmod in my pants!

    lol @ playing Gmod in your Pants :)

    I do that too, when I wake up, I am still sleeping so I just go and sit in front of my computer, only wearing pants and a t-shirt, it's really nice, you should try it :D

    what about fully nude? or is that a bit too 'nippy'?

    Nah, that's just disgusting, are you dirty or something, cause you think like that? ;)

    Put short - Yes. I can be dead dirt'ay for you Danni! :D

    You can be dirty for everything that moves, Yes even the steamroller

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