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  1. Your statement saddens me as you tell me it is dying. This is one of the most time-investing games I ever met, because of the experience I had.

    It also saddens me that you believe it'll die anyway, this game is fixable.

    I would put effort into it if I knew lua and the other crap but I am in lack of knowledge and it'll stay like that.

    I shall't now leave this thread until a new update.

    Bye all.

    I am glad Damien agrees with me here, all those suggestions he just made WILL make it balanced. They were mentioned weeks ago in this thread, everybody agrees on it. Please just fix that, and continue Race Maniacs.

    Zombie survival still has magic.

    ?

  2. You find out that a biochemical laboratory will "accidentally" release a deadly zombie virus (yes, deadly zombie virus.) which will spread onto all continents and nearly all islands.

    You have one month to pack your stuff.

    What would you do?

    I'll start:

    - Buy masks, can food, water and baseball bats

    - Dig a hole somewhere

    - Add door to hole

    - Camp in hole

    - Profit!

  3. Someone was playing Barbie 3 collector edition when suddenly something knocked on the balls of Roborobb which he enjoyed.His huge and pristine willy connected to his computer.

    He found pornographies even though he broke his legs last time he repaired his balls. He turned off his very small computer and went to the sex shop where Sneed was with his mother buying mans stuff.

    After seeing Sneed he ran away looking at headcrab which was on themassive red bus. Then Pufulet took out his gun called the Jiggalo3000 and shot headcrab right in the balls. But then he died very fast because of poison in headcrabs. He changed in a barrel to avoid some big sharks without the c*ck.

    The barrel had a hand with a big stick with some dogsh*t, and it says "Do a BarrelRoll!"

    Then he takes dark1thoughts face and crafts a Ushanka shaped like penis that was soft because he didn't have time to brush his teeth.

    Suddenly, a giant Roborobb's sexy cake attacks Chikennugget from outer space and to survive, he had to consume over 9000 brown cookies that were made of nordic tears, brewed with uncle sam's ale imported directly from the netherlands. He then played WoW raging like a Covenant Grunt.

    But then he visited the local headcrab army lab and he found a magic crowbar forgery.

    He had to deliver a large oblong shaped penis to EmRA's secret underground chief named Petty who had 10+ FOOTMOBILES heading towards the Whiskey Hotel.

    Ramirez did good kills.

    After that he did good kills.

    Ramirez headed towards the lonely island with his banana which looked like a big apple in the ass from the behind of an elephant.

    But, there was an AntlionGuard blocking your cock. So he used the penetrator 5000 to DO A BARRELROLL! in under 3 tiny little pity seconds he got a massive erection with Obama & Osama under his leg. He squashed them between his thighs.

    At this very moment he took the keys for the batmobile and hid them because he died suddenly. 34398 hours later Xerxes invaded Sparta. Sparta was very cold during the war because there was a man with no pants blocking the sun.

    On next day a strange man called Bob began to walk his new dog in the morgue looking, for brain for zombie as he didnt have cock long enough.

    Once he found a strawberry dick on a rhino that was horny FOR MORE PANCAKES.

    He tried petting a dog

    Fin!

    Jokes, a Hippo ended this topic. Big-Bird and Bert were looking for brains in house

  4. Completely mastered

    PHP (5 years experience, done pretty much anything you can do with it)

    HTML

    CSS

    Advanced experience

    C++

    Lua

    Python

    ActionScript (Flash)

    SQL

    Windows batch :P

    Mediocre experience

    C

    JavaScript

    Some experience

    X86 Assembler

    Ruby

    Haskell

    F#

    LOLCODE

    :>

  5. Someone was playing Barbie 3 collector edition when suddenly something knocked on the balls of Roborobb which he enjoyed.His huge and pristine willy connected to his computer.

    He found pornographies even though he broke his legs last time he repaired his balls. He turned off his very small computer and went to the sex shop where Sneed was with his mother buying mans stuff.

    After seeing Sneed he ran away looking at headcrab which was on themassive red bus. Then Pufulet took out his gun called the Jiggalo3000 and shot headcrab right in the balls. But then he died very fast because of poison in headcrabs. He changed in a barrel to avoid some big sharks without the c*ck.

    The barrel had a hand with a big stick with some dogsh*t, and it says "Do a BarrelRoll!"

    Then he takes dark1thoughts face and crafts a Ushanka shaped like penis that was soft because he didn't have time to brush his teeth.

    Suddenly, a giant Roborobb's sexy cake attacks Chikennugget from outer space and to survive, he had to consume over 9000 brown cookies that were made of nordic tears, brewed with uncle sam's ale imported directly from the netherlands. He then played WoW raging like a Covenant Grunt.

    But then he visited the local headcrab army lab and he found a magic crowbar forgery.

    He had to deliver a large oblong shaped penis to EmRA's secret underground chief named Petty who had 10+ FOOTMOBILES heading towards the Whiskey Hotel.

    Ramirez did good kills.

    After that he did good kills.

    Ramirez headed towards the lonely island with his banana which looked like a big apple in the ass from the behind of an elephant.

    But, there was an AntlionGuard blocking your cock. So he used the penetrator 5000 to DO A BARRELROLL! in under 3 tiny little pity seconds he got a massive erection with Obama & Osama under his leg. He squashed them between his thighs.

    At this very moment he took the keys for the batmobile and hid them because he died suddenly. 34398 hours later Xerxes invaded Sparta. Sparta was very cold during the war because there was a man with no pants blocking the sun.

    On next day a strange man called Bob began to walk his new dog in the morgue looking, for brain for zombie as he didnt have cock long enough.

  6. Behold!

    FVMqS.png

    What you see here is the 256-color, windows console based, 2D version of Minecraft!

    There are three different kinds of blocks you can choose from!

    Gravity!

    Different player models! (Choose from I, | and !)

    Powerful string based rendering engine!

    It is far better than Minecraft.

    I'm serious.

    Just kidding

  7. Just fucksake i not giving me correct age Darklands are suck server but when i dont wanna for other know me age but i am old :D so i am only here who have 32 years and i none other But you think why i no maked correct age edit -? sO IF YOU Believe me so ok and Hry5 Its me second acc i own Company

    In Soviet Russia, company own YOU!

    So let's make a summary at this point:

    - You are 32

    - You are 17

    - You are studying

    - You need donations to keep your servers running

    - You own a company

    - You want to be admin here because you can help

    - You have applicated for becoming an admin on Darklands as well

    - You have a second acc named Hry5

    ... I don't get it, can somebody explain please?

  8. Redgord and I thought you should make cartographer maps more often, Clavus. The map changes fast, and personally, I'm using the image to walk through the map...

    I doubt we need any cartograph'd picture of the current world, if we are going to completely restart everything on a new map. But yeah, it's easier to navigate around the world if there's a proper map, and/or compass (which I doubt Notch will add, but it would be a great addition)

    Let's just assume that north is the direction the clouds move.

    Move to, or more from?

    Both.

    how can north be in two opposing directions?

    That's normal in my world.

  9. Redgord and I thought you should make cartographer maps more often, Clavus. The map changes fast, and personally, I'm using the image to walk through the map...

    I doubt we need any cartograph'd picture of the current world, if we are going to completely restart everything on a new map. But yeah, it's easier to navigate around the world if there's a proper map, and/or compass (which I doubt Notch will add, but it would be a great addition)

    Let's just assume that north is the direction the clouds move.

    Move to, or more from?

    Both.

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