[MTA Race & MIX Map reports]

Map: IDK

Server: Race

 

Boring, pointless, no chance to win if you spawn with a shit car. Complete waste of time, not fun at all.

 

P.S.: Hydra maps are great and cry's map is really good.

[Rate the song above you!]

OMG

3hardcore5me/10

 

Let's take a step back and mellow

[Screenshot + Video Thread]

THE EVIL ONE WHO REMOVED MA NIGGA

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF. I never got to play the map!

[Official Suggestion/Changes Topic]

How about a script that says maximum 10 repeats of a map daily, i'm so sick and tired of ma nigga and big fucking madness

Down with the walls of oppression!

[Official Suggestion/Changes Topic]

SDK on DM a few months ago. Still waiting.

 

It's probably the next mode that will be added, replacing RTF. Can't give an ETA though since we're looking into other stuff first

[MoshPit Admin App]

Yessssss, One of the most regular players. There's rarely any admin at the time I play but there's always Mosh, so great fit.
 

[Screenshot + Video Thread]

OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG

[Official Suggestion/Changes Topic]

Ok. Another suggestion. Maybe update the first post with milestones in progress, what is currently being developed or in the works and which ideas/suggestions are gonna be implemented in the future? This may avoid reposting of the same suggestions and gives a better sense of progress. Players should be more aware of changes made and future changes on the servers IMO.

[Official Suggestion/Changes Topic]

Can you make the changelog display more than 10 entries? I've just discovered it and would like to see more. Please? 

[Extend the ping limit to 400]

Release us!

[Screenshot + Video Thread]

Pretty cool!! MrGreen fan fiction lol

[Screenshot + Video Thread]

Reminds me of ableton live 8. What is this and how long does it take you to make it?

[Suggestion for mix]

I would like to keep the randomness and fairness in the game please and thank you.

[Rate the song above you!]

6/10

Would probably be higher if I could understand the language.

 

Also, just wanted to rate lame shot's 10/10. So goood.

Video not available/10

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DSlNvg18MKc

does gud hiphop exist? i think yes

 

Now to keep the funk going on. Try not to get down and boogie while listening to this grooovy stuff (you can't).

 

[Burning Vehicle Race Strat?]

The checkpoint you reach will become a respawn point if you either live for five more seconds or if you reach the checkpoint after it.

Vehicles have 5 seconds of firetime, which makes it basically impossible.

 

So if you are on fire it's only worth going for the next checkpoint if you're sure that you can get two checkpoints.

 

There's also two perks in the shop that play with this, the respawn perk changes the time to live to one second and the respawn time to one second, the burning perk increases burning time

 

@Kali RaceMode:onPlayerReachCheckpoint

 

Nice!! I do have the longer burnup perk so I'll keep the 5 seconds rule in mind. Thanks!

[Burning Vehicle Race Strat?]

Hey all,

 

I'd like some advice on what to do after my vehicle starts burning while playing on race, considering there are no repairs around. I'm never sure what the best move is when this happens. I'll try to explain myself. Sometimes I would rush to the next CP and die a few seconds after I reach it but I would not respawn in the CP I just passed but on the previous one. Some other times I do respawn on the CP I just got. In the former situation, I guess killing myself as soon as my HP reaches 0 would be the best thing to do because I wouldn't waste time trying to reach the next CP. The problem is I can never tell in which CP I'm going to respawn so I can make the best choice (killing myself or going for one more CP). What I want to know is how your respawn position is determined by the game. Is it a matter of distance to the CP or maybe elapsed time since the last one? I tried to figure this out by myself but obviously I couldn't so it would be great if anyone could share their knowledge about how this works and what's the most efficient thing to do when your car is burning.

 

*CP = checkpoint (just in case) 

[Screenshot + Video Thread]

<3 mosh

 

NICE MAP!!!

 

Yea there seems to be a wierd ass lua math.random() bug, it also happens when vehicles are touching while switching vehicles.

 

Kinda fun if it doesn't happen too often.

[Official Suggestion/Changes Topic]

KaliBwoy and I did some basic testing and it looks like we'll start streaming map music, thus it doesn't have to be downloaded and saved anymore. ETA is 'soon'.

  It's supposedly in the works! @viiNi

[Add a ping limit,!]

 

You monster!

I do think that the ping limit and min fps scripts need some tweaking, but it's hard to notice the bugs when i never go above 20ms ping or under 30 fps.

A number of players were complaining about some bugs with it though.

 

 

It's just that sometimes there's an EXTREME lagger who can't be killed and is all bugged out. Other than that, this is a rage/hate thread.

[Add a ping limit,!]

Spoken like a true moose.

[Add a ping limit,!]

pls

[nine plus ten equals twenni one]

 

This whole thread...

[New admins, besweeet and Cena! New rules for admins apps.]

Nice! Congrats all!

[Original GTA:SA Files]

Nice. Make it a sticky!

[Screenshot + Video Thread]

Guys, since SkyNet is active again in MTA, the guys confuse me with him, sometimes its funny and sometimes is annoying but this time i have this:

 

01:40 p. m. - BoyKa: sky O_O

01:40 p. m. - Skyblue: sup fella

01:40 p. m. - BoyKa: fine you

01:40 p. m. - BoyKa: you are Sky?

01:40 p. m. - Skyblue: ofc m8

01:40 p. m. - Skyblue: who else can be

01:40 p. m. - BoyKa: )

01:40 p. m. - BoyKa: omfg

01:40 p. m. - BoyKa: good

01:40 p. m. - BoyKa: we should be good friends

01:40 p. m. - BoyKa:

01:41 p. m. - BoyKa: peace ?

01:41 p. m. - Skyblue: OKEY DOKEY

01:41 p. m. - BoyKa: team on mix?

01:41 p. m. - BoyKa:

01:41 p. m. - Skyblue: I DONT PLAY MIX

01:41 p. m. - BoyKa: lol

01:41 p. m. - BoyKa: you are not Sky

01:41 p. m. - BoyKa:

01:42 p. m. - BoyKa: You play Mrgreen gaming Race Mix Fun

01:42 p. m. - BoyKa: ?

01:42 p. m. - Skyblue: i really dont play mta too much now lol

01:42 p. m. - Skyblue: i play like twice a week

 

Until here it was a normal conversation and then...

01:42 p. m. - BoyKa: aa

01:42 p. m. - BoyKa: oke

01:45 p. m. - BoyKa: bro

01:45 p. m. - BoyKa: and im so sorry

01:45 p. m. - BoyKa: i was idiot dumb

01:45 p. m. - BoyKa: for my actions D

01:45 p. m. - BoyKa: you know that

01:46 p. m. - Skyblue: dafuq r u talking about

01:46 p. m. - BoyKa: you know

01:46 p. m. - BoyKa: i insulted you XD

01:46 p. m. - BoyKa: on server XD

 

Here i noticed that he thinks im SkyNet so...

01:48 p. m. - Skyblue: hmm

01:48 p. m. - Skyblue: ahhh

01:48 p. m. - Skyblue: did i banned u?

01:48 p. m. - BoyKa: yes

01:48 p. m. - BoyKa: ))

01:48 p. m. - BoyKa: )for a few days

01:48 p. m. - BoyKa: 3 days np

01:48 p. m. - BoyKa: sdk tryed to ban

01:49 p. m. - BoyKa: but dosent work with a romanian bastard

01:49 p. m. - Skyblue: ah lol

01:49 p. m. - BoyKa: eh

 

So i thought here, lets troll him a lil bit...

01:49 p. m. - Skyblue: if u suck my dick, ill make u admin

01:49 p. m. - BoyKa: ))))

01:49 p. m. - BoyKa: hahah

01:50 p. m. - Skyblue: u have 10 seconds

01:50 p. m. - Skyblue: i will tell u when i cum

01:50 p. m. - BoyKa: ok oke suck my dick

01:50 p. m. - BoyKa: ok suck your dick

01:50 p. m. - BoyKa: ))

01:50 p. m. - BoyKa: lolll

01:50 p. m. - BoyKa: )))))

01:50 p. m. - Skyblue: but i will make u admin just for 5 days

01:50 p. m. - Skyblue: the server is yours for dat days

01:50 p. m. - BoyKa: o_O go

01:51 p. m. - BoyKa: are you seriously

01:51 p. m. - BoyKa: lel

01:51 p. m. - Skyblue: u know dude, ill make u admin for a month if u show me a pic of you with a dick inside ur mouth

01:51 p. m. - Skyblue: or something with penis size

01:51 p. m. - BoyKa: lol

01:51 p. m. - BoyKa: make me admin first

01:51 p. m. - Skyblue: nanana

01:51 p. m. - Skyblue: do it and ill make u

01:51 p. m. - BoyKa: ))))

01:51 p. m. - BoyKa: no

01:51 p. m. - BoyKa: omg

01:51 p. m. - BoyKa: im not retard bro

01:51 p. m. - Skyblue: then nvm

01:52 p. m. - BoyKa: i reply

01:52 p. m. - BoyKa: at your application

01:52 p. m. - BoyKa: do too for me

01:52 p. m. - BoyKa: )

01:52 p. m. - BoyKa: if you are a really friend

01:52 p. m. - BoyKa: with boyka

01:52 p. m. - Skyblue: are u gay?

01:52 p. m. - Skyblue: cuz i like you

01:52 p. m. - BoyKa: no im not

01:52 p. m. - Skyblue: can u be gay for me?

01:52 p. m. - BoyKa: i have GF

01:53 p. m. - Skyblue: lets be boyfriends and ill make u moderator

01:53 p. m. - BoyKa: http://mrgreengaming.com/forums/topic/15594-application-by-boyka/

01:53 p. m. - BoyKa: oke oke what ever

01:53 p. m. - Skyblue: ok, but first say

01:53 p. m. - Skyblue: how much u love e

01:53 p. m. - Skyblue: me*

01:53 p. m. - BoyKa: omg

01:53 p. m. - BoyKa: bad ghayyyy

01:53 p. m. - BoyKa: much then your mom

01:53 p. m. - BoyKa: better?

01:54 p. m. - Skyblue: no

01:54 p. m. - Skyblue: try again

01:54 p. m. - BoyKa: fuuu

01:54 p. m. - BoyKa: bro stop im tired

01:54 p. m. - BoyKa: of this stupid things

01:54 p. m. - Skyblue: i thought u love me

01:54 p. m. - BoyKa: ok I Love you

01:54 p. m. - BoyKa: lets fuck

01:54 p. m. - BoyKa: omg

01:54 p. m. - BoyKa: ))

01:54 p. m. - BoyKa: Hard Cordee

01:54 p. m. - BoyKa: XD

01:54 p. m. - Skyblue: can i make u anal?

01:54 p. m. - BoyKa: fuck me

01:54 p. m. - Skyblue: will you blow me?

01:54 p. m. - BoyKa: ))))))

01:55 p. m. - BoyKa: yes

01:55 p. m. - BoyKa: on your face

01:55 p. m. - Skyblue: SHOUT LIKE IF I FUCK U

01:55 p. m. - Skyblue: IM FUCKING UR ANUS

01:55 p. m. - BoyKa: want cum on mouth

01:55 p. m. - Skyblue: **CUMS**

01:55 p. m. - Skyblue: OMG

01:55 p. m. - Skyblue: UR MOUTH IS FULL OF SEMEN

01:55 p. m. - Skyblue: U LIKE IT?

01:55 p. m. - BoyKa: yes

01:55 p. m. - BoyKa: bro did you saw my

01:56 p. m. - Skyblue: EAT THEM

01:56 p. m. - BoyKa: my app

01:56 p. m. - Skyblue: YES

01:56 p. m. - BoyKa: try to realpy

01:56 p. m. - Skyblue: ILL SIGN IT WITH MY SPERMAS

01:56 p. m. - Skyblue: can u blow me again?

01:56 p. m. - BoyKa: http://www.xnxx.com/video5063702/his_giant_black_dick_fucks_her_white_face_and_pussy

01:56 p. m. - Skyblue: NOOO

01:56 p. m. - Skyblue: WE GAY

01:56 p. m. - Skyblue: SAY U LOVE MY DICK

01:57 p. m. - BoyKa: I Love You Sky

01:57 p. m. - BoyKa: Fuck your anussss

01:57 p. m. - Skyblue: LOVE MY DICK

01:57 p. m. - Skyblue: IM SPANKING U WITH MY DICK

01:57 p. m. - BoyKa: if you love me

01:57 p. m. - BoyKa: do relpy

01:57 p. m. - BoyKa: here

01:57 p. m. - BoyKa: http://mrgreengaming.com/forums/topic/15594-application-by-boyka/

01:57 p. m. - BoyKa: and i will love you too

01:58 p. m. - Skyblue: IM THE DANGER

01:58 p. m. - Skyblue: I SAY WHAT TO DO

01:58 p. m. - Skyblue: U FINISH MY DICK

01:58 p. m. - Skyblue: AND I REPLY

01:58 p. m. - Skyblue: NOW SUCK IT

01:58 p. m. - BoyKa: )))

01:58 p. m. - BoyKa: oke

01:58 p. m. - BoyKa: i suck it

01:58 p. m. - BoyKa: ))

01:58 p. m. - BoyKa: lel

01:58 p. m. - Skyblue: how it tastes?

01:58 p. m. - BoyKa: like a dish

01:58 p. m. - Skyblue: are u insulting me?

01:58 p. m. - Skyblue: eat a mint and blow me

01:58 p. m. - BoyKa: no ))

01:58 p. m. - Skyblue: AHHH

01:58 p. m. - Skyblue: AHHHHH

01:59 p. m. - Skyblue: BLOW ME MORE

01:59 p. m. - Skyblue: AHHHHHHHH

01:59 p. m. - Skyblue: AH

01:59 p. m. - Skyblue: AH

01:59 p. m. - Skyblue: AHHHHH

01:59 p. m. - BoyKa: http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/screamer

01:59 p. m. - Skyblue: AHAHAHAHHHHHHH

01:59 p. m. - Skyblue: AH

01:59 p. m. - Skyblue: AH

01:59 p. m. - Skyblue: AH

01:59 p. m. - Skyblue: ***CUMS**

 

Hope u liked it

Good job sky