Crashco

Dear fellow colleague, Today at aproximatley 6:00 PM, I attempted to log onto my favorite Minecraft server, mrgreengaming. I was suddenly dismayed by the fact that I had been banned for no apparent reason. I fancied to discover the reason why I had been banned so I left-clicked the Firefox icon at the bottom of my computer screen and opened up to mrgreengaming.com, my home page. I opened the bans/unbans section on the server to request that my current status be absolved but then pondered upon this putrid thread. Never in my months of playing on mrgreengaming have I ever seen something so atrocious; I had to look away from the screen in order to not spew my bodily fluids onto my new gaming keyboard. I am disgusted that I was banned for this reason and want you to know that RadzAns and I did not commit such an abominable offense to this server. YOLO is a highly respectable faction and its original members, which would be radzAns and I, SuperYuper, would never display such grotesque and idiotic behavior. I am not sure how you chose who to ban but it was indubitably not radzAns and I who executed the making of this tower of lava. As you can see, our faction was open and we could have had some hooligan nutjob easily join our faction and create said tower. You claimed you banned everyone from the faction YOLO, but I clearly saw england90111 on the live map ensuing my ban. Would you kindly reconsider your decision to ban radzAns and I as we did not commit the offense you denounced we did. We now know to be careful with whom we grant access to the almighty faction of YOLO. With great power comes great responsibility. God's speed, SuperYuper Thank You, and have a nice day.

I think you should add USA in there too .