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[Ywa]

E3 2012 discussion thread.

What games/announcements are you hoping for and etc. etc.?

I look forward to the following:

- Agent (PS3)

- GTA5

- New Quantic Dream project

- The Last of Us (PS3)

- Ep3 (as if)

I dislike it that I'm on holidays during E3.

Edit by Clavus:

Presentation times!

http://e3.gamespot.c...=e3expo%3Bpress

June 4th:

Microsoft - 17:30 GMT

Electronic Arts - 21:00 GMT

Ubisoft - 23:00 GMT

June 5th:

Sony - 2:00 GMT

Nintendo - 17:00 GMT

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[Rinkana]

Fuck the E3

Edited June 3, 2012 by Rinkana

[Dr.Minky]

Im hoping for a more in depth demonstration of the new crytek engine

And obviously more hitman absolution and assassins creed gameplay would be cool,

Edited June 3, 2012 by Dr.Minky

[Raptor]

Speaking about E3, they will also talk about Dark Souls' new DLC there :3

But I'm also hyped about a few other games, such as GTAV and what they will do about Metal Gear: Rising... which looks like shit now.

[FishWithAHat]

Borderlands 2

[Sneed]

Ep3

Borderlands 2

Edited June 3, 2012 by Sneed

[Dr. Pannenkoek]

Ep3

Borderlands 2

+GTA for me

[CyriusG]

I just want something from Valve. If I get that I'll be happy.

[Clavus]

Microsoft press conference starts in 22 hours.

Press conference start times.

[Wessel Kompier]

I'm a pretty big fan of Assassins Creed, but I don't dig the location where AC3 is going to take place.

[Hundred2]

I'm a pretty big fan of Assassins Creed, but I don't dig the location where AC3 is going to take place.

Why not.

Anyway.

I'm only looking forward to the Microsoft one, the way they humiliate themselves every year is always amazing.

[BouweV]

Assassin's Creed 3

GTA 5

Only games I'm interested in, AC for the awesomeness and GTA because I just want to own every gta game.

Not that I've got any time nowadays to play games tho...

[Reap3r]

Is valve going present Global Offensive to E3?

[Clavus]

Is valve going present Global Offensive to E3?

I think I read that they'd be on the show floor with CS:GO and Dota 2 yeah.

[TheGreenGrasshopper]

I'm not really looking forward to anything in particular, just hoping for some spectaculair news on... well anything actually.

One day, I'm going to the E3 myself. ADVENTUUUURREEEE *flies off*

[Reap3r]

Hmm might go to E3 perhaps, YOLO.

[Chikennugget1]

You can't go to E3, only journalists can ( but it was opened to everyone before).

I'm waiting for something about Halo 4/GoW, and a possible Smash Bros on WiiU (I'll buy it just for this game x( ).

[Clavus]

You can't go to E3, only journalists can ( but it was opened to everyone before).

I'm waiting for something about Halo 4/GoW, and a possible Smash Bros on WiiU (I'll buy it just for this game x( ).

That was just one year. They opened it up to everyone again last year if I remember correctly.

Also a pre-E3 Nintendo WiiU presentation at 23:00 GMT (so in 40 minutes) is going live here:

http://www.nintendo.com/nintendo_direct

[Clavus]

Welp that one's over. IRC commentary:

[00:00] <Clavus> Nintendo presentation started

[00:00] <Clavus> with wonderful Japanese English

[00:00] <Ywa> It started already? Link? @ Clavus

[00:01] <Clavus> pre-E3 presentation

[00:01] <Clavus> http://www.nintendo.com/nintendo_direct

[00:01] <Ywa> Oh

[00:01] <Rachel> oh dear

[00:01] <Rachel> oohh dear

[00:02] <Rachel> haha

[00:02] <Clavus> deu with wiiu

[00:02] <Clavus> oh god this is amazing

[00:02] <Rachel> poor man

[00:02] <Rachel> conn ected

[00:03] <Clavus> oh it's not live, I saw a skip

[00:03] <Clavus> stupid prerecords

[00:03] <Clavus> WII U GAMEPAD

[00:04] <Clavus> U HEARD IT HIER FIRST

[00:04] <Rachel> oh

[00:04] <Rachel> whats that thing

[00:04] <Rachel> its massive

[00:04] <Rachel> gamepad

[00:04] <Rachel> -.-

[00:05] <Clavus> presisry

[00:05] <Rachel> its very tiring to listen to him

[00:05] <Rachel> how can he keep talking like that

[00:05] <Clavus> oh god they stole PS3 gamepad pressing

[00:05] <Clavus> *joystick

[00:06] <Rachel> !

[00:06] <Clavus> and then my stream freaked out for a second

[00:06] <Rachel> thats quite cool

[00:06] <Clavus> oh it's sort of back

[00:06] <Rachel> card reading

[00:06] <Rachel> thing

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[00:06] <Clavus> furry independent tv rrrremote

[00:07] <Clavus> I should stop making fun of his accent

[00:07] <Clavus> oh seriously

[00:07] <Clavus> did they just put that controller on the floor

[00:07] <Rachel> ...

[00:07] <Rachel> they did

[00:07] <Clavus> it is sorta neat

[00:08] <Clavus> the controller that is

[00:08] <Rachel> but just really cheesy

[00:08] <Rachel> as well

[00:08] <Clavus> OH GOD THIS CONTROLLER WILL MAKE ME AN AMAZING ARTIST

[00:08] <Clavus> no actually it's pretty gimmicky

[00:08] <Rachel> this is just going to be a women console again

[00:08] <Clavus> fuck no not more motion sensing

[00:09] <Clavus> WHERE IS MY NEURAL BRAIN INTERFACE

[00:09] <Rachel> the graphics of the games are so bad

[00:09] <johnline> link plz

[00:09] <Clavus> http://www.nintendo.com/nintendo_direct

[00:09] <Rachel> wii fit -.-

[00:09] <johnline> oh great

[00:09] <johnline> nintendont

[00:10] <Clavus> watch for the fun

[00:10] <johnline> no tactile interface == go away shit

[00:10] <Clavus> otherwise you won't get the internet jokes you'll see for weeks to come

[00:10] <Rachel>

[00:10] <Rachel> ANOTHER

[00:10] <Rachel> controller

[00:10] <Clavus> WIIU PRO CONTROLLER

[00:11] <Rachel> shakes hands

[00:11] <Xsw98X> WIIU

[00:11] <Clavus> xbox controller had sex with a wiimote

[00:11] <Xsw98X> BEST

[00:11] <Xsw98X> FACE

[00:11] <Xsw98X> EVER

[00:11] <Xsw98X> :}

[00:11] <Rachel> pink didlos

[00:11] <Ywa> Totally not fake photos

[00:11] <Clavus> 'turning your perfect family living room into a playground'

[00:12] <Clavus> they haven't seen the living rooms I've had

[00:12] <johnline> lol

[00:12] <johnline> i herd that

[00:12] <Clavus> finally

[00:12] <Clavus> DEMOS

[00:12] <Clavus> GO GO GO

[00:12] <johnline> wii changes ur garden into a type of kitchen/bathroom

[00:12] <Rachel> wow

[00:12] <Clavus> OH NO

[00:13] <johnline> and ur ribbing room into a prayground

[00:13] <Rachel> this is just

[00:13] <Clavus> CHEESY

[00:13] <Clavus> ACTING

[00:13] <Rachel> yes

[00:13] <Rachel> that

[00:13] <BouweV> this new nintendo thing sounds like the birthplace of new meme's

[00:13] <johnline> thats what all geek do

[00:14] <Rachel> i like the fact that its

[00:14] <Rachel> the same screen on your tv

[00:14] <Rachel> but

[00:14] <Rachel> .

[00:14] <johnline> TODD

[00:14] <Clavus> oh look Nintendo finally discovered social networks

[00:14] <Rachel> OCTOG123

[00:14] <Clavus> SORRY WARREN

[00:14] <johnline> i hope i get to create a stupid charicature that doesnt look like me

[00:15] <johnline> to me thats what gaming is about

[00:15] <Clavus> lol fake advice

[00:15] <Rachel> time for a drink before my head explodes watching this

[00:15] <Clavus> LOL

[00:15] <johnline> too painful to watch

[00:15] <Clavus> no this is comedy disaster gold

[00:16] <johnline> all i can think about is people using the wiiU to call you up and show you their willy

[00:16] <Clavus> zombie boss

[00:16] <Clavus> gawd can't handle a boss

[00:16] <johnline> I BEAT HIM!

[00:16] <Clavus> why

[00:16] <Clavus> why do they think this is good advertising

[00:16] <Clavus> WHYYYY

[00:17] <johnline> japan never gets it

[00:17] <johnline> hell ms dont either

[00:17] <johnline> with their stock images and all white families with one black person randomly there for good measure

[00:18] <Darkstar> Is it me or does Iwata look like a Mii.

[00:18] <johnline> yay charicatures

[00:19] <johnline> http://i.imgur.com/bECmV.jpg

[00:19] <Clavus> lol

[00:19] <Clavus> do they actually have to explain the word "Miiverse"

[00:20] <Darkstar> Apparently they do

[00:20] <Darkstar> Since the majority of their fanbase is 5, or 75

[00:20] <Clavus> I wonder how Nintendo will handle this social interactivity

[00:21] <Clavus> it'll be full of asshats

[00:21] <Clavus> so it's gonna get busy

[00:21] <Clavus> doodles

[00:21] <Clavus> oh GOD

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[00:21] <Clavus> OH GOD

[00:21] <Darkstar> Oh no

[00:21] <Clavus> THEY ARE JUST GIVING THE TROLLS AMMO

[00:21] <Darkstar> In b4 dick everywhere

[00:21] <Darkstar> dicks*

[00:21] <Clavus> LITTERALLY GIVING THEM THE ONLINE EQUIVALENT OF WMDS

[00:21] <johnline> http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/599523_374176562640973_1333775265_n.jpg

[00:21] <Darkstar> However, Clavus, this is implying that people buy Wii U

[00:22] <Clavus> oh they will

[00:22] <Clavus> after all it's the first console in ages, plus successor to the Wii

[00:22] <Darkstar> true

[00:22] <Clavus> lol at all those text bubbles

[00:22] <Clavus> NOBODY TYPES THAT MUCH ON A CONSOLE

[00:23] <Rachel>

[00:23] <Clavus> by the time this E3 is over I won't be able to shout all caps for weeks

[00:23] <Darkstar> TIMETRAVELLING WIIU

[00:23] <Clavus> 'enjoy a sense of connection'

[00:24] <Clavus> sigh

[00:24] <Rachel>

[00:24] <Rachel> dont you want to be connected

[00:24] <johnline>

[00:24] <johnline> lolowned

[00:25] <Clavus> oh they finally have a service that also works on PC

[00:25] <Clavus> Nintendo Network

[00:25] <Clavus> they're just 2 generations late with proper online

[00:25] <Rachel> sawshell elements

[00:25] <Rachel> they didnt need it

[00:25] <Rachel> people were retared enough to buy a wii anyway

[00:26] <Darkstar> 'even reacher'

[00:26] <Darkstar> wat

[00:26] <Rachel> ...

[00:26] <Clavus> IENTERNET BROWSER

[00:26] <Clavus> oh so it's just a tablet

[00:26] <Clavus> wonder what their browser supports

[00:26] <Darkstar> Opera?

[00:27] <Rachel> what

[00:27] <Ywa> PS3 uses Webkit/Chromium

[00:27] <Clavus> no idea, was that on the Wii

[00:27] <Clavus> ?

[00:27] <Darkstar> Or webkit based probably

[00:27] <Rachel> ...

[00:27] <Rachel> wow

[00:27] <Rachel> curtain

[00:27] <Rachel> hooray

[00:27] <Clavus> also watch porn on that thing and accidently throw it on the tv

[00:27] <Rachel> hahaha

[00:27] <Clavus> *accidentally

[00:27] <Darkstar> haha

[00:27] <Rachel> thats a good thing

[00:27] <Rachel> big screen

[00:27] <Rachel> if you have one

[00:28] <Clavus> I love dem "probrems"

[00:28] <Clavus> last accent joke sorry

[00:28] <Clavus> a new form of together

[00:28] <Clavus> MAKE SENSE MAN

[00:28] <Clavus> MAKE SENSSE

[00:28] <Rachel> why didnt they just get someone who speaks proper english

[00:28] <Rachel> it would be a lot faster

[00:29] <Clavus> yeah that My Body Is Ready dude of Nintendo America

[00:29] <Rachel> you hear that clavus

[00:29] <Clavus> what's he called again

[00:29] <Rachel> you wont feel alone anymore

[00:29] <Darkstar> Reggie something

[00:29] <Clavus> Reggie yeah

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[00:29] <Darkstar> 'to deriber'

[00:30] <Clavus> tweeter account

[00:30] <Rachel>

[00:30] <Darkstar> I THOUGHT THAT WAS YOUR LAST ACCENT COMMENT.

[00:30] <Rachel> was that it

[00:30] <Clavus> Twitter is the only social thing that I consider to be still going strong

[00:30] <Rachel>

[00:30] <Rachel> meh

[00:30] <SDK> aw

[00:30] <SDK> i just missed it

[00:30] <Clavus> and that was it

[00:30] <Rachel> haha

[00:30] <Rachel> it was live

[00:31] <Rachel> aww

[00:31] <Rachel> i miss him already

[00:31] <Darkstar> It was pre-recorded

[SkyNET]

i wanna hear abaout the new Tomb Raider

Edited June 3, 2012 by SkyNet{HuN}

[Raptor]

I'm a pretty big fan of Assassins Creed, but I don't dig the location where AC3 is going to take place.

I believe it was 18th century, North America.

Edited June 3, 2012 by Raptor

[Clavus]

Updated Ywa's first post with the GMT times of the press conferences.

[Corby]

Kinda sucks I'll be at work and miss all except Ubisoft's presentation...

[Ywa]

Updated Ywa's first post with the GMT times of the press conferences.

Thanks!

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