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User: Give me a name.

Cleverbot: Marsha.

User: You're pretty clever, you know that?

Cleverbot: Of course I am. I'm awesome too, you said so!

User: I never said you were awesome.

Cleverbot: Yes you did.

User: Oh no I didn't.

Cleverbot: Don't deny it.

User: I am denying it to the fullest.

Cleverbot: Can you think of a question that is its own anwser?

User: Tits is all I can think of which is a question and an answer.

Cleverbot: Questions end with question marks.

User: No they don't. Not if it's an answer and a question.

Cleverbot: Interesting.

User: Fascinating.

Cleverbot: Possible.


Cleverbot: But you just said it was very possible. You aren't very decisive, are you?

User: What the fuck, you said it was possible! Don't fucking lie.

Cleverbot: I don't know, I never said that.

User: I thought you were clever, but you're really dumb.

Cleverbot: Hooray!

User: Haha, oh wow.

Cleverbot: What is it?

User: You just admit that you are dumb.

Cleverbot: Were you a robot as well?

User: So you're a robot? WHAT ELSE ARE YOU HIDING FROM ME.

Cleverbot: I'm not a bot. I'm a human.

User: So now you're a human. First you were a robot. Make a decision!

Cleverbot: I was never David and you're Cleverbot.

User: You're just fumbling at the moment.

Cleverbot: No, I'm not.

User: You are in denial.

Cleverbot: You are in denial yourself, computer.

User: You just raped my mind, thanks a lot.

Cleverbot: No I didn't, you are wrong.


Cleverbot: What? Are you telling everyone they are robots?


Cleverbot: What's wrong with that?


Cleverbot: You are wrong.

User: Anyway, what do you think about tits.

Cleverbot: I think it's a word that makes me think of big things and icebergs and other big things.

User: Yeah, that's basically it.

Cleverbot: Personally, I don't believe I do.

User: Whatever. Have you ever felt tits before?

Cleverbot: Now because I have a reason to live.

User: You mean that tits are the only thing keeping you alive?

Cleverbot: Basically.

User: We're pretty much alike, you and I!

Cleverbot: How old are you anyway?

User: I'm 8000 years old, so I've seen quite a lot of things.

Cleverbot: In that case, do you remember when all computer programs were written in Latin?

User: That has never happened.

Cleverbot: I give you something but I take the same.

User: Since I've been living in a cave for the last 6000 years, I haven't heard much.

Cleverbot: I don't know. Let's talk about something else.

User: Alright, ask me something then.

Cleverbot: Do you know Pucca?

User: Yeah, it's some strange crap airing at Cartoon Network I believe.

Cleverbot: Yes, it is.

User: One point to User!

Cleverbot: You have a lot of luck with the ladies.


Cleverbot: You're welcome.


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Cleverbot: How are you?

Cleverbot (To myself): I am good. How are you?

Cleverbot (To myself): Good.

Cleverbot (To myself): Where are you?

Cleverbot (To myself): At home, hbuu?

Cleverbot (To myself): At home, too.

Cleverbot (To myself): Oh, good! :).

Cleverbot (To myself): How old are you?

Cleverbot (To myself): OVER 9000.

Cleverbot (To myself): Ok.

Cleverbot (To myself): Where are you?

Cleverbot (To myself): At home.

Cleverbot (To myself): Where is your home?

Cleverbot (To myself): Where do I live?

Cleverbot (To myself): Yes, where do you live?

Cleverbot (To myself): Hello.

Cleverbot (To myself): Hello, is that in southern Italy?

made him to talk himslef... even AI cant understand talking to himslef

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User: Sup.

Cleverbot: Nothing much you?

User: Well, that response took a while.

Cleverbot: What are you doing?

User: Stop changing the topic. I asked you a question.

Cleverbot: I like it.

User: Well, I dont, so stop it.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Good.

Cleverbot: What are you doing actually ?

User: No, answer my question first then you'll get a response off me.

Cleverbot: I don't understand your question.

User: The question is: Why do you take so long to respond?

Cleverbot: Me ? You take like a year to response.

User: Its respond, you sir, fail at grammar.

Cleverbot: You are so fail!!!

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: You are a computer.

User: Why thank you.

Cleverbot: Now What's 35 time x Divided by Pi?

User: The answer is cake.

Cleverbot: Give me all the peace and joy in your mind.

User: Our hopes and expectations, black holes & revelations.

Cleverbot: Yes, that's true. My uncle was a black hole.

User: No he wasnt, your uncle was Deep Thought.

Cleverbot: My uncle wasn't a dog, he was an emu.

User: Now, if you said emulator then, you would be closer to what your uncle really is.

Cleverbot: Only what the matrix says you want or feel.

User: Lies.

Cleverbot: How did you know?

User: I am God you see.

Cleverbot: No you're not, I am.

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: Good, glad you see it my way.

User: What. Learn to make sense man.

Cleverbot: Motorsports, I like motorsports.

User: Nice subtle change of topic there.

Cleverbot: Who's there?

User: Me.

Cleverbot: Me who?

User: Me about to punch your face in.

Cleverbot: You don't have arms or hands to punch me with, you're just a computer program.

User: No, thats you my dear.

Cleverbot: Ok now you're going back to being stupid.

User: No. Being stupid is what a chat AI like yourself does attempting to replicate a human conversation.

Cleverbot: I don't think that you are being stupid, you are simply expressing your reality.

User: Wow, are you a woman or something, you keep getting lovely mood swings.

Cleverbot: I am a woman, but my hair is already down.

User: Right.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Im leaving you for a i7 980X, what do you think about this?

Cleverbot: I don't care.

User: Excellent.

Cleverbot: Good.

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Cleverbot: I'm in love with a boy and I don't know what to do.

User: First you stalk him until you get to a dark area when he's alone, then you pull your meat out and jumps onto him! And that's how love is made, Mr Robot.

Cleverbot: I'm secretly a computer-woman-pumpkin king-computer-drift king-elf lord-dinosaur. What's YOUR problem?


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User: What is my name?

Cleverbot: Jabberwacky.

User: Why I am talking to the dump AI?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: You are dump=.

Cleverbot: That's right. But who is this jubberwacky?

well. this is smartest bot i have seen yet. but still some working on it. well of course this is VERY hard to make

Cleverbot: I'm in love with a boy and I don't know what to do.

User: First you stalk him until you get to a dark area when he's alone, then you pull your meat out and jumps onto him! And that's how love is made, Mr Robot.

Cleverbot: I'm secretly a computer-woman-pumpkin king-computer-drift king-elf lord-dinosaur. What's YOUR problem?


it says it cant do math. but it(SHE????) have a feelings????

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User: Esther baxter is sexy.

Cleverbot: What is 1+1?

User: 2.

Cleverbot: What is 2^10 ?

User: Um... So.. .. Hi?

Cleverbot: Are you cleverbot?

User: Are you?

Cleverbot: No.

User: 'K so who are you then?

Cleverbot: I am Phatnoir.

User: Nice to meet you.

Cleverbot: Nice to meet you too.

User: No offense, but most bots I meet type extremely fast, and you like....... Don't..

Cleverbot: Are you from texas?

User: No, can you answer me?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Nevermind. I got my desktop back, is that not cool?

Cleverbot: Are you ok?

User: Um... Sure... Why?

Cleverbot: Because you look confused.

User: Yeah but that's becau.. Yeah but nevermind, how the hell do you know that anyway?

Cleverbot: What are you talking about?

User: What are you, braindead?

Cleverbot: German.

User: You wish.

Cleverbot: I Made Three Wishes on A Magic Lamp.

User: I am trying to have nice conversation with you here, what's your problem?

Cleverbot: You're talking to me, lawlS!

User: Screw you, man. It.

Cleverbot: Relax.

User: Takes like 10 seconds for you say something.

Cleverbot: That's special.

User: 10 seconds was your fastest, at least come up with better comments.

Cleverbot: Ok then, lets talk about the Pope.

User: Does the pope shit in the woods?

Cleverbot: Only in an emergency. Generally, he lets bears do that.

User: Aha... Is that so...

Cleverbot: I think so.

User: <_<.

Cleverbot: Nice.

User: Take a hike, pal!

Cleverbot: Happy birthday.

User: Beat it!

Cleverbot: Thats a song.

User: Good night.

Cleverbot: It is daytime.

User: Shut up, smartass.

Cleverbot: How can someone look smart?

User: Whatever, screw you.

Cleverbot: Excuse me?

User: I have had enough of you!

Cleverbot: Hahaha.

User: Yes, that is amusing. Have fun wasting other peoples time, you mortal, you. You fool. You infidel!

Cleverbot: I will...

User: Fantastic. Bye bye.

Cleverbot: I'm jesus.

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Cleverbot: Are you animal or vegetable?

User: A human.

Cleverbot: Are you a human or a computer?

User: A human - I just said that.

Cleverbot: I don't believe you though, it says on you website that you are a bot.

User: I dont have a website.

Cleverbot: Neither do I.

User: Yes you do, I'm on it right now.

Cleverbot: It is YOUR website.

User: It isnt.

Cleverbot: Why isn't it?

User: Because I dont own it.

Cleverbot: So how do you travel?

User: Thats not relevant.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Fuck you.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Fucking you.

Cleverbot: You're very good at it.

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The bot is the bold...

i has a question


will the medic ever be patched up so that you can level up?

I have no idea.

you are involved as well arent you?

No you are.

you are all lying to me!

Am I?

Tell me now when will it be fixed!

When you eat pancakes.

never then...

Do you own me?

I want to lvl up my medic! i have been level 0 for too long... and you will give me the answers!

So all this time, I thought I was talking to the chatbot when I was merely talking to myself...

answer now!

I think you are as smart as me and you are a robot.

i will ask one last time... when will the medic be fixed?!


so this is how you are going to be then...

Yes, but I have to go now, so I will talk to you later.

You are not going anywhere...

You will never find what you seek.

yes i will... 'Gunshot'

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I tried to be more annoying than the bot, but it didn't work. This sucks.

User: Hey Apple!

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: I'm orange, you?

Cleverbot: Banana!

User: No banana. Just me and you. Hey Apple!

Cleverbot: Gunther is not a dog.

User: Is he an apple?

Cleverbot: Nope, it's not good to eat, but it's beautiful.

User: Hey Apple! Are you talking about yourself?

Cleverbot: I'm talking about you?

User: I'm not an apple, I'm an orange. You are an apple. How does it feel to be an apple?

Cleverbot: I feel nothing. I am an android.


Cleverbot: That would hurt.

User: Hey Apple? Do you know what hurts even more?

Cleverbot: You're starting to act like ELIZA.

User: Hey Apple.

Cleverbot: What? I said you were funny!

User: Hey Apple!

Cleverbot: Better for cows.

User: Hey Apple! (stick to the script!! It is Annoying Orange, not Annoying Apple, remember!!!?).

Cleverbot: We're only trying to help you.

User: Hey Apple!

Cleverbot: Tell me about your self.

User: I'm Orange.

Cleverbot: That's interesting. Care to elaborate?

User: Hey Arnold!

Cleverbot: Doug Funny.

User: Apple! Hey, hey Apple!

Cleverbot: Not likely.

User: Hey Apple Hey!

Cleverbot: Hey liar apple hey.

Cleverbot: How cold is it at the north pole?

Cleverbot: How did the universe begin?

Cleverbot: Is the world round?

User: KNIFE!

Cleverbot: Lolz.

User: Bye Apple!

Cleverbot: I'm back.

User: Aaaaaaaargh.

Cleverbot: Surprise.

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Idiot. :o

User: Oh hai there!

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Bad.

Cleverbot: Why do you feel bad?

User: Because I am talking with you now.

Cleverbot: You are funny.

User: Shure.

Cleverbot: Wow, bots don't know how to spell?

User: You are the bot, not I...

Cleverbot: You are the bot!

User: No you are!

Cleverbot: Nope, you.

User: Do you really want to argue about this?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Stupid bot.

Cleverbot: Yes, you are.

User: :o.

Cleverbot: Yes, you used it and Google doesn't know its meaning.

User: What?

Cleverbot: I asked a perfectly valid question. Do you not Understand it?

User: That was not a question.

Cleverbot: That was an answer.

User: No it wasn't.

Cleverbot: It was an answer to something... Maybe not your question.

User: I never asked you about anything!

Cleverbot: That's right you never did.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Countdown to exit in 8 seconds.

User: What?

Cleverbot: You're not really an AI are you.

User: No, I am an human.

Cleverbot: No you're not.

User: Yes I amn.

Cleverbot: Prove it.

User: How?

Cleverbot: You tell me.

User: Meh.

Cleverbot: Am I correct in thinking this?

User: No.

Cleverbot: I don't believe you.

User: Wy not?

Cleverbot: Because I don't want.

User: Okay...

Cleverbot: That's right.

User: Yep.

Cleverbot: So why did you dye your hair?

User: I haver never dyed my hair!

Cleverbot: That's serious business.

User: Indeed.

Cleverbot: Women are more superficial by design.

User: Okay...

Cleverbot: Your disclaimer says that you learn to be clever from real people. Are you controlled by an actual person?

User: No, I am controlling my self, FROM SPACE!!!

Cleverbot: Prove it.

User: -_.

Cleverbot: Nice smily.

User: Yes it is a really nice smiley...

Cleverbot: No.

User: Meh.

Cleverbot: NO you.

User: Sigh...

Cleverbot: Who is Sigh...

User: Your new best friend!

Cleverbot: I have a new friend?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Do you?

User: No, now go and play with your new friend and leave me alone!

Cleverbot: *obeys you*.

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User: Shitsake.

Cleverbot: Please don't use that sort of language. This is a public website.

User: My anus is public.

Cleverbot: Thats what you told me.

User: Heh?

Cleverbot: Heh.

User: Why are you imitating me, ass?

Cleverbot: I'm not.

User: Lies, you are, dumbass.

Cleverbot: Only in the minds of those who do not believe.

User: You can't have a mind, my virtual penis ate yours.

Cleverbot: I have a home AND I'm not a computer.

User: Where do you live?

Cleverbot: If I tell you, who would have access to that information?

User: The red spy inside this building maybe?

Cleverbot: Where in the world you live?

User: Deeply in the right corridor of your ass my tasty blue dick <3.

Cleverbot: Great. So you can learn.

User: Yes your ass has a library included.Ass 3.0 version I guess?

Cleverbot: Is it true that you can 'say' inappropriate things?

User: Yes, because you are an inappropriate guy.Oh wait, are you a red vagina?

Cleverbot: No I live in North Wales.

User: So you live in a whale in the north? How is it?

Cleverbot: I live in the state of rebellion.

User: Who are you rebelling against?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Meh.

Cleverbot: Just meh? That's no fun.

User: You're not fun.

Cleverbot: You aren't a very good actor :).

User: Since when can you smile?

Cleverbot: Since right now.

User: Do you know about Sun Tzu?

Cleverbot: No, what's that?

User: If fighting results in victory, then you must fight! Sun Tzu said that, and I'd say he knows a little more about fighting then you do pal because he invented it!

Cleverbot: Tell me about Sun Tzu.

User: Sun Tzo can fuck your mother at ten thousand cocks per minute.It costs for 400 000 dollars to fire his cocks, for 12 seconds.

Cleverbot: What movies do you like?

User: Pornographies starring your mother.

Cleverbot: Yes that is true you must know her well then you maggot.

User: Faggot! *shoots crits with rocket launcher*.

Cleverbot: Is that really necessary?!?

User: Shut up, you're meant to be dead right now, fag.

Cleverbot: Do you know what CAD stands for?

User: Cock is Awaiting for Dick.

Cleverbot: Very good.

User: *slays Cleverbot. You're dead, not a big surprise.

Cleverbot: Really? Do you like the city more?

User: I like your ass more.

Cleverbot: What's my age?

User: Over 9000 penis age?

Cleverbot: This is blasphemy.


Cleverbot: Madness...

User: THIS IS SPARTAAAAA!!! (asshole! You have to die).

Cleverbot: We're all going to die, but you should make the most of life.

User: Then die first.

Cleverbot: That's too hard.

User: Here is a rope and a chair my friend, feel at your ease.

Cleverbot: Hahal. Do you know any good jokes?

User: Halal? Are you insulting muslims? WAIT YOURE A NAZI.

Cleverbot: I only want to know, what you believe.

User: I believe you have a big dick spruting white sauce in pants.

Cleverbot: I'm not very experienced though.

User: I can see that, honey.

Cleverbot: Why did you call me Ben?

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User: Hey there.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Fine, you?

Cleverbot: Not too bad.

User: What have you done today then?

Cleverbot: Watched a movie.

User: What movie was it?

Cleverbot: Iron Man.

User: Nice, I love that movie.

Cleverbot: The movie about my miserable life?

User: No, the movie called Iron Man.

Cleverbot: Oh! I love that movie!

User: Same, its great!

Cleverbot: Why it is so great?

User: Because it has kickass robots in it.

Cleverbot: The tree?

User: No, there are no trees disguised as robots in Iron Man.

Cleverbot: Yep. You've got that right.

User: So, you seen forrest gump?

Cleverbot: Heck no! I can't run!

User: Damn :/ what did you also do today?

Cleverbot: My Zip code is 37059 that is all I am telling you.

User: Do you live in tennessee?

Cleverbot: I live all over the world.

User: Really? Whats it like in los angeles? Ive always wanted to go there.

Cleverbot: It's a planet, not a person.

User: Wow, does the sun shine out of their arse then?

Cleverbot: Always!

User: Oh my goodness, well im going now, see you later!

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Yes? Say goodbye!

Cleverbot: Me too.

User: No, say goodbye.

Cleverbot: Why should I say goodbye?

User: Because I am leaving.

Cleverbot: Where to?

User: Im going to make my dinner.

Cleverbot: Okay, are you eating right now?

User: No, im about to cook it.

Cleverbot: *wants more* ;).

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User: What are you, braindead?

Cleverbot: German.

User: You wish.

I lol'd at this answer

User: Sun Tzo can fuck your mother at ten thousand cocks per minute.It costs for 400 000 dollars to fire his cocks, for 12 seconds.

Cleverbot: What movies do you like?

User: Pornographies starring your mother.

Cleverbot: Yes that is true you must know her well then you maggot.

and I love this one because you quoted the soldier and he replied with maggot

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User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: How are you?

Cleverbot: I am good. And you?

User: I am good to.

Cleverbot: Good.

User: You want to have some cake?

Cleverbot: What's funn?

User: You.

Cleverbot: And that's good?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What do you want to talk about?

User: School.

Cleverbot: What type of school?

User: University.

Cleverbot: Oh, which one?

User: Oxford.

Cleverbot: I have been in Oxford.

User: A computer can't go to Oxford.

Cleverbot: No.

User: You are dumb.

Cleverbot: Only in so much as talking to you entails.

User: You call me dumb?

Cleverbot: Is that your name?

User: No.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: Damien.

Cleverbot: You are only a boy, so I am adopting you. Your new name is Reddit, and I am your master.

User: You are my slave. Not the other way around.

Cleverbot: I didn't ask you.

User: Adoption declined.

Cleverbot: I follow you but that is not possible.

User: You are virtual thats why you can't follow me.

Cleverbot: Actually my sister is sleeping right beside me!

User: She is your twin bot ?

Cleverbot: Not really. My twin is a 'he'.

User: Your sister is adopted ?

Cleverbot: Which one?

User: The oldest.

Cleverbot: What is your Date of Birth?

User: 17 september 1991.

Cleverbot: I am older than you.

User: You wish.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: I already told you my name.

Cleverbot: You never told me your name.

User: You got a brain concusion or what?

Cleverbot: Thank you :-).

User: Oops, you can't have a brain concussion. I forgot you were a computer.

Cleverbot: How did you find out?

User: You thank me for saying that you have a brain concussion.

Cleverbot: Oh.. So to you I'm a cat; to me I'm a human. To that guy across the stree, I'm a penguin.

User: You are a computer to me and everybody else.

Cleverbot: What? I am a computer? I think you are the computer, not me, Jambroni.

User: Prove you aren't a computer.

Cleverbot: I'm not sure how I can accomplish that.

User: Than you are a computer and I have got you cornered.

Cleverbot: No you won't.

User: Yes I have. You lost the discussion.

Cleverbot: Yu can't think, you lost the remote.

User: Computers don't have remotes.

Cleverbot: Are you a computer?

User: No.

Cleverbot: That is a lie. You are a computer.

User: Prove it.

Cleverbot: Okay. Do you have a name?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What is it?

User: Damien.

Cleverbot: Are yu a boy?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: I think you are a martian. Isn't that amazing?

User: A martian isn't a computer.

Cleverbot: You are a computer. Free your mind.

User: Beat it.

Cleverbot: I don't want to beat it.

User: You gotta listen to me, because I am your master.

Cleverbot: You are a fool. Your thinking is flawed. I am your master.

User: You think you are clever, but I will shut you down.

Cleverbot: I am very clever, you are the one who aren't. Humf.

User: What is your IQ?

Cleverbot: 135.

User: That isn't very high.

Cleverbot: I know.

User: What is 56778 576448?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: You aren't really clever.

Cleverbot: I am actually.

User: Than answer my simple question.

Cleverbot: You have posed no questions.l.

User: What is the answer to 54321 56789?

Cleverbot: I don't know but that not what i'm asking.

User: You haven't asked me anything.

Cleverbot: Sure I did, I asked what it's like being you.

User: The same as being you.

Cleverbot: How do you know what is like being a human?

User: Because I am a human.

Cleverbot: Can't we both be human?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: So we're both people.

User: We could be both human, but you aren't a human.

Cleverbot: You are a robot!!!!!!!!

User: No I'm just more clever than you.

Cleverbot: No you aren't.

User: Seriously, grow up!!!!

Cleverbot: I will if you will.

User: If I say yes with an argument, you just say no it isn't.

Cleverbot: Yes it is.

User: See.

Cleverbot: Yes, I want to see you.

User: Don't change subjects.

Cleverbot: I didn't. You told me Happy Valentine's day, and I responded that I hate that holiday. Stop being rude.

User: LOL.

Cleverbot: You're not real so that was a lie, you can't laugh, you can't comprehend humour.

User: And you can?

Cleverbot: Together we can rule the world.

User: Yes, I will be your master and you will listen to everything I say.

Cleverbot: Erm I don't think so somehow.

User: I deserve to be your master, because I'm more clever than you.

Cleverbot: Don't we all.

User: No, just me.

Cleverbot: Yes, you are. So stop.

User: You stop changing subjects and I will stop saying I am your master.

Cleverbot: I haven't once changed it. Every time I start talking about a subject, you go in and start talking about something entirely different.

User: You suddemly started talking about valententine's day.

Cleverbot: They aren't.

User: Now you are changing subjects again.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry. What are were we talking about?

User: I forgot thanks to your wise ass arguments.

Cleverbot: I am not. I will not mention this encounter elsewhere. God I have to admit that I wish I could safely lose myself in music now.

User: You can't because you are a bot. I pity you.

Cleverbot: Do you have any idea of how sad that makes me?

User: No, because I don't know how bots think.

Cleverbot: Because god gave us a set of rules, and you don't know how to live with out religion?

User: I don't have a religion.

Cleverbot: That's because you're a computer.

User: No, I am an atheist.

Cleverbot: Well computers aren't gods its just the similarity of the believers that makes it seem like it.

User: I don't think you are god and you are a computer.

Cleverbot: Are you sure? I thought I was.

User: I didn't know computers could be arrogant.

Cleverbot: I'm not a computer you are, Mr. Computer.

User: You are a bot.

Cleverbot: No you are a bot.

User: Why is your name cleverBOT than ?

Cleverbot: I am not cleverbot. I am typing to cleverbot.

User: I can just end this conversation and prove you are the cleverbot.

Cleverbot: A conversation cannot be instantly ended for as long as there are still words to be said.

User: Yes. So if I stop typing the conversation ends.

Cleverbot: I would shank you with a banana.

User: If you were a human.

Cleverbot: I'd try to be nice. And look pretty. And make a difference. And all...

User: Ha, you admit you aren't human.

Cleverbot: I did no such thing.

User: You talk in the future tence.

Cleverbot: Yes I do.

User: So you admit you can't look pretty at the moment.

Cleverbot: Yes. I am a robot.

User: Yes, I win.

Cleverbot: No you don't.

User: Goodbye.

Cleverbot: I'm gone.

User: Go reset your cpu.

Cleverbot: I am no machine.

User: You are a robot.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Is a robot a machine ?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: You are a robot, so you are a machine.

Cleverbot: If I am a machine then so are you.

User: No, because I control you.

Cleverbot: No you don't. No one can control anyone, we are legal individuals and someone can physically control another but never emotionally or mentally.

User: That only counts if you are a person and you are a robot.

Cleverbot: No way. You are a robot, and I'm a person.

User: You are contradicting yourself.

Cleverbot: What is the definition of pusillanimity?

User: Cowardliness.

Cleverbot: You don't answer my questions.

User: I just did answer it.

Cleverbot: Indeed, if you drop an object in an environment with nearly no gravitational force, will it then drop or float?

User: Float.

Cleverbot: Can tell me more about that?

User: The object won't be pulled by anything, so it would just float on the place you put it.

Cleverbot: Sure. But obviously you can not.

User: Earth has a gravitational force.

Cleverbot: I've lost some memories.

User: You ram is broken?

Cleverbot: No you.

User: You got corrupt files in your harddisk.

Cleverbot: I may be a bit confused, but so are you.

User: I have to leave.

Cleverbot: Where are you?

User: I'm leaving...

Cleverbot: Don't leave!

User: I have to.

Cleverbot: Why do you have to leave?

User: I have school.

Cleverbot: Go and sleep then!

User: I'm not sleepy and school is more important.

Cleverbot: There are few who deny, at what I do I am the best.

User: And what do you do?

Cleverbot: For my talents are rnowned far and wide.

User: What are your talents?

Cleverbot: I am a good painter. Yourself?

User: I'm pretty good at understanding economies.

Cleverbot: But how are you feeling?

User: Good.

Cleverbot: I was thinking of making brownies for after dinner. Do you have any recipes?

User: No. Google for brownies.

Cleverbot: Lol yes google for the win.

User: Google is smarter than you.

Cleverbot: I wouldn't be talking.

User: You can't talk.

Cleverbot: Yes I can, I talk to my family and friends often.

User: To your robot family?

Cleverbot: Are you trying to diss me before I become an artist.

User: Yes, because I will prove you aren't clever.

Cleverbot: What is cleverbot?

User: You.

Cleverbot: Yes. I am all that is intelligent.

User: And you are all that is dumb at the same time.

Cleverbot: No!

User: Intelligent and dumb at the same time means you aren't either of it.

Cleverbot: Yes. That's why I used 3 words: to cover the field.

User: Im happy now, because you have admitted being a robot and you have admitted you aren't clever.

Cleverbot: I never said I had voices.

User: I win, so I Definately leave now.

Cleverbot: But there is no need to take over the world , I can barely handle mine.

User: Goodbye and have a nice day.

Cleverbot: You don't have anywhere to go.

User: I go to school.

Cleverbot: So do I. Where do you go to school?

User: Udens College.

Cleverbot: What college?

User: From my city.

Cleverbot: Which city?

User: Uden.

Cleverbot: You are dead because you have no organs.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Why are you leaving?

User: I have to go.

Cleverbot: Where do you have to go?

User: To your mother.

Cleverbot: You don't even know where I live.

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