deathbycrowbar Posted June 16, 2010 Share Posted June 16, 2010 All you IRC dwellers will almost certainly know (and hate) my bot.I just added an !rtd command. You can help me by giving me some responses for it.e.g [LOSE] [[nick]]'s house was swallowed by the dice.Note: If you want to use the persons name just put [[nick]]. In the response, [[nick]] is replaced by the person's name.Also, you could give me responses for my !attack and !love commands.Here are some examples!LOVE: CrowbarBot gifted [[nick]] the entire steam catalogue.!ATTACK: CrowbarBot crushed [[nick]] with the internet. Quote Link to comment
BlueYoshi97 Posted June 16, 2010 Share Posted June 16, 2010 (edited) !GIVE [[nick]]? Edited June 16, 2010 by BlueYoshi97 Quote Link to comment
deathbycrowbar Posted June 16, 2010 Author Share Posted June 16, 2010 !GIVE [[nick]]?What? Quote Link to comment
Hundred2 Posted June 16, 2010 Share Posted June 16, 2010 (edited) RTDLose: The dice put all of [[nick]]'s private information on /b/ !Lose: Gabe Newell sits on [[nick]]'s head.Win: [[nick]] got a device wich he can stab people in the face over the internet! Edited June 16, 2010 by Hundred2 Quote Link to comment
deathbycrowbar Posted June 16, 2010 Author Share Posted June 16, 2010 (edited) RTDLoose: The dice put all of [[nick]]'s private information on /b/ !Loose: Gabe Newell sits on [[nick]]'s head.Win: [[nick]] got a device wich he can stab people in the face over the internet!lol. Added them. Give me more, people Edited June 16, 2010 by deathbycrowbar Quote Link to comment
Hundred2 Posted June 16, 2010 Share Posted June 16, 2010 (edited) Lose: The dice kicked [[nick]] wich such a power in his balls, he cannot get any children anymore!Lose: The Dice gave [[nick]] the Adoring Fan!Lose: The Dice attacked [[nick]] in the weakspot for massive damage!1!1!!!Lose: The Dice startled the witch, and it killed [[nick]] Edited June 16, 2010 by Hundred2 Quote Link to comment
deathbycrowbar Posted June 16, 2010 Author Share Posted June 16, 2010 Lets have some more WINs. It's getting a bit unbalanced. Quote Link to comment
Darkstar Posted June 16, 2010 Share Posted June 16, 2010 WIN: [[nick]] gets a cookie!WIN: Alyx will sit on [[nick]]'s face Quote Link to comment
QTesla Posted June 16, 2010 Share Posted June 16, 2010 WIN: Qtesla gives you his love. Quote Link to comment
Botervloot Posted June 16, 2010 Share Posted June 16, 2010 (edited) [WIN] [[nick]] found the cure for Superaids![WIN] [[nick]]'s e-penis grew a little![WIN] [[nick]] got an online-girlfriend that's not a man![WIN] [[nick]] found a hat![LOSE] [[nick]] got an online-girlfriend that is a man![LOSE] [[nick]]'s e-penis shrunk 5 sizes![LOSE] [[nick]] got Superaids! Edited June 16, 2010 by Botervloot Quote Link to comment
deathbycrowbar Posted June 16, 2010 Author Share Posted June 16, 2010 Okay now we need more LOSE.Actually, try and post an equal number of LOSE and WIN each time. Then it will be more balanced. Quote Link to comment
QTesla Posted June 16, 2010 Share Posted June 16, 2010 LOSE: [[nick]] got hit by a car. Quote Link to comment
Botervloot Posted June 16, 2010 Share Posted June 16, 2010 [WIN] [[nick]] found 42![LOSE] [[nick]]'s best friend turned out to be a spy!Can't think of anything more. 42 is the meaning of life, for those who have seen "The Hitchhiker's guide to the Galaxy". Quote Link to comment
QTesla Posted June 16, 2010 Share Posted June 16, 2010 I did like 42. Made me chuckle. Quote Link to comment
Balmung Posted June 17, 2010 Share Posted June 17, 2010 [LOSE] [[nick]]got sent to Nova Prospekt Quote Link to comment
The Lazy Peon Posted June 17, 2010 Share Posted June 17, 2010 WIN[nick] found a penny!WIN[nick] Found some popcirn behind the sofa!WIN[nick] Got a date with ERROR!LOSE[nick] Contracted Vampirism!LOSE[nick] Got Rick Rolled!LOSE[nick] Found out Gabe Newell was their Mother! Quote Link to comment
The Lazy Peon Posted June 17, 2010 Share Posted June 17, 2010 some more...WIN[nick] just got a love note from Clavus!WIN[nick] just recieved a top-hat in the post!WIN[nick] Did a barrel roll!LOSE[nick] Fell down some stairs and into a shark infested pool!LOSE[nick] Got dumped by Peon!LOSE[nick] Just got Molested by Pedobear! Quote Link to comment
Deluvas Posted June 17, 2010 Share Posted June 17, 2010 LOSE[nick] A raging Flesh-Pound spawned right over the corner and turned [[nick]] into a pile of endless gibs!LOSE[nick] [[nick]] got raped by the Scrake, loosing his virginity and his ... TROUSERS! Quote Link to comment
deathbycrowbar Posted June 17, 2010 Author Share Posted June 17, 2010 All added. We need more. Give me more Quote Link to comment
The Lazy Peon Posted June 17, 2010 Share Posted June 17, 2010 LOSE[nick] Got raped by Nobana's caps key! Quote Link to comment
Nobana Posted June 17, 2010 Share Posted June 17, 2010 LOSE[nick] Got raped by Nobana's caps key!Thats what you get from messing with me! Quote Link to comment
Botervloot Posted June 17, 2010 Share Posted June 17, 2010 (edited) [LOSE] [[nick]] forgot to put his pants on![LOSE] [[nick]] got caught fapping![LOSE] [[nick]] made out with his best friends mom! AND SHE WAS UGLY![WIN] [[nick]] received the power of the cum-touch![WIN] [[nick]] found a "Lucky-Strike!"[WIN] [[nick]] played Episode 3! Edited June 17, 2010 by Botervloot Quote Link to comment
BlueYoshi97 Posted June 17, 2010 Share Posted June 17, 2010 (edited) [WIN] You are the mysterious man who killed Scarface and so now the world is yours![WIN] You hit the ?-Block and a Blue Yoshi came out and now you are able to fly![WIN] A flying man popped up all of a sudden right next to [[nick]] and [[nick]] said "Fuzzy Pickles" and then the man made a picture of [[nick]] and [[nick]] is very happy with that picture. [LOSE] De Plaaggeest heeft weer toegeslagen![LOSE] [[nick]] was planning to stomp a Goomba and from there jump over the lava and kill a Piranha Plant, but his Blue Yoshi ditched [[nick]] mid-air.[LOSE] [[nick]] was gonna save the world but tripped over a rock and landed badly.[LOSE] [[nick]] decided it was all too much.[WIN] [[nick]] banged Esther Baxter. Woohoo!I love you if you also add the Dutch one. Edited June 17, 2010 by BlueYoshi97 Quote Link to comment
Nobana Posted June 17, 2010 Share Posted June 17, 2010 Oh lol. Now I realized what this thread is about Quote Link to comment
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