Tom Klijbroek Posted April 24, 2011 Share Posted April 24, 2011 Hi there my dear friends from Left 4 Green! Maybe it's a nice idea to talk about soccer for a bit. What's your favourite club? Or player that you like? Did or do you still play soccer?I used to play soccer for my local team, but they always put me in the worst team because of my small height. Our players were either fat, small, handicapped, retarded or a combination of that. 'Fat Gerard' never took a shower after a match so his smell made the trip home after losing 0-11 even worse. 'Fat Arjan' never showed up on training but they put him in the starting line-up because of his huge size. I always got into fights with teamplayer 'Linke Teun' and sometimes we got sent of both by the ref during a match because of the namecalling. At one time I got injured doing a crazy dance in the dressing room and it got infected and my toenail had to be removed. I had to recover for a few months but never made my comeback on the pitch. Sometimes I see one of the players at my hometown and they ask me when I will return to the team but I won't but maybe I should. Now that I look back on those times they seem like a lot of fun and Linke Teun went to juvenile hall anyway. Quote Link to comment
BlueYoshi97 Posted April 24, 2011 Share Posted April 24, 2011 Being small is not a crime. You may have a better condition than those fatties. This solution is a bit late, but if you ever get the sudden urge to drive a DeLorean and timetravel back to that time, just join the opposite team. Then you can at least legally tackle Linke Teun. Quote Link to comment
Tom Klijbroek Posted April 24, 2011 Author Share Posted April 24, 2011 Yeah I know.. Messi is small too. We had one player who could actually play soccer pretty well, but he was a muslim and new to the club. For some reason he always showered with his underwear still on. So one time his pants got pulled down in the dressing room.. and he quit the team. Our best player, gone. Quote Link to comment
BlueYoshi97 Posted April 24, 2011 Share Posted April 24, 2011 (edited) I used to play Hockey. I have bad memories about that which are pretty good when I look back at it. I think I broke a record, because I was fluent a whole season. I had training every friday, and a match every saturday but I managed to not come a single time that whole season. Back then, I was home alone with my Mom and we couldn't afford to pay for central heating that strong winter. In fact we didn't even have a shower for a while. I think that's why she gave me so much freedom and she didn't care that I didn't go to hockey a whole season (we didn't pay for it either).The next season(s) I joined again and it was a bit better because my coach never let me do anything during matches. Seriously, at the beginning he just said that I had to sit on the bench and I stayed there until the match was over. I just wished that he would tell me beforehand that he wasn't gonna put me in at all so I could actually enjoy the match without having to worry that I had to go play at some point.And I love playing soccer in Pro Evolution Soccer 5 in which I can edit the people and give them blue hair or cat-heads. That game is great. Soccer is relaxing to watch, since I usually don't really care who wins. But I also barely watch it. But playing soccer IRL sucks. Edited April 24, 2011 by BlueYoshi97 Quote Link to comment
Mathematic Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 I played soccer but it's just not me. I like hockey more I think.And I don't care if it's called Football or Soccer. Quote Link to comment
Tom Klijbroek Posted April 25, 2011 Author Share Posted April 25, 2011 Yea but football's more like: Quote Link to comment
Darkstar Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 Nope. That's American Football.American Football != FootballFootball = FootballSoccer = Football Quote Link to comment
ahvo Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 American Football != FootballFootball = FootballSoccer = FootballDon't forget swamp football = Football Quote Link to comment
Raptor Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 Its called Football --> 1:26 Quote Link to comment
Tom Klijbroek Posted April 25, 2011 Author Share Posted April 25, 2011 I should have named it the soccer, football, american football, swamp football and hockey thread. Quote Link to comment
Mr. Darkness Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 (edited) You know whats weird for me?First there is a regular (normal, on grass) soccer. Then there appears American football.Then Swamp. Then Sand. There is too much of theese.I would laugh if there appears to be Basketball on sand or swamp or like hockey in water, durr. Edited April 25, 2011 by Mr. Darkness Quote Link to comment
Messy Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 (edited) I am a member of a soccer academy named Aris Thessaloniki F.C. I play soccer and I can say I am one of the best. I'm a right wing and sometimes an attacking middle fielder. I have speed, a deadly left foot, a great long shot and I dribble perfectly I currently wear number 10, I am the master of penalties and free kicks. I am left footed, but I prove to everyone that playing to the right wing as a left footed player is the best.I'm of course a fan of Aris Thessaloniki F.C.I also love a lot of clubs. I'm a fan of:1. Aris Thessaloniki2. Barcelona F.C3. F.C Bayern Munchen4. Lyon F.C5. Chelsea F.C6. Ajax F.c And my favorite players are:1. Arjen Robben (Bayern Munchen)2. Lionel Messi (Barcelona)3. Michel Bastos (Lyon)4. Neri Castillo (Aris)5. Florent Malouda (Chelsea)6. Eriksen (Ajax)The best for me is Arjen Robben and I play like him Edited April 25, 2011 by Messy Quote Link to comment
Mathematic Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 (edited) Good Messy! Self-confidence is very important if you want to achieve! Edited April 25, 2011 by Mathematic Quote Link to comment
Tom Klijbroek Posted April 25, 2011 Author Share Posted April 25, 2011 Wow. I only hope you're not as injury prone as the real Robben. Quote Link to comment
Messy Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 Wow. I only hope you're not as injury prone as the real Robben.Fortunately, I'm not an injury prone But I have been injured once very hard. My leg almost broke on a tackle :/ And I was hurting for 3 weeks. Quote Link to comment
Cookie Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 I dont like football or Soccer. Only when our dutch team plays I watch. Quote Link to comment
Tom Klijbroek Posted April 25, 2011 Author Share Posted April 25, 2011 It's probably going to be one long streak of victories till we meet Spain or Germany in the Euro 2012 final and then it's all over again. Quote Link to comment
Messy Posted April 26, 2011 Share Posted April 26, 2011 You will win as long as you have Robben.That guy makes the difference. Quote Link to comment
Tom Klijbroek Posted April 27, 2011 Author Share Posted April 27, 2011 Anyone watching Real - Barça? What a match, lol. With every foul there's 20 players standing around the ref and even the stand-in goalkeeper got a red card. Quote Link to comment
BlueYoshi97 Posted April 27, 2011 Share Posted April 27, 2011 Anyone watching Real - Barça? What a match, lol. With every foul there's 20 players standing around the ref and even the stand-in goalkeeper got a red card.Is the match more classic than the infamous Netherlands - Portugal? Quote Link to comment
Tom Klijbroek Posted April 27, 2011 Author Share Posted April 27, 2011 Is the match more classic than the infamous Netherlands - Portugal?You mean the Battle of Nuremberg?http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_NurembergNah it wasnt like that. Messi saved the day. Quote Link to comment
BlueYoshi97 Posted April 27, 2011 Share Posted April 27, 2011 Is the match more classic than the infamous Netherlands - Portugal?You mean the Battle of Nuremberg?http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_NurembergNah it wasnt like that. Messi saved the day.Oh... I would have liked to see that record being broken. Quote Link to comment
Sergio_Riv Posted May 2, 2011 Share Posted May 2, 2011 Tomorrow, FC Barcelona is gonna win and go to the Final of the Champions League, fuck yeah. Messi owns!Who's with me? Quote Link to comment
mogadonskoda Posted May 2, 2011 Share Posted May 2, 2011 Tomorrow, FC Barcelona is gonna win and go to the Final of the Champions League, fuck yeah. Messi owns!Who's with me? I am Quote Link to comment
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