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One of those random topics again!

If you have a favourite game or movie you will also have a know or even have favourite quote

of that game/movie/book/blah blah blah. And this is how it works.

We want:

-Name of the Movie/Game/...

-Person/People who said that

-The Quote itslelf

(-and maybe, why you like that sentence so much)

We all have that favourite quote. This one sentence that let your balls freeze in the middle of the movie...or game :D

No More Heroes 2

Travis Touchdown

Everybody deals with grief differently, right?

Some people fuck at funerals..

I cut of heads.

Most epic quote ever~

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Quotes from Mother/Earthbound (the best game ever)

One of many reasons Mother is my most favourite game, along with Paper Mario, is the typical humour, which is also in Paper Mario. It's the TVTropes kind of humour. It's breaking it's own fourth wall, so to say.

"To meet Geldegarde Monotoli, you'll need our help. I don't know exactly why...it's just a hunch."

-one of many "vague" hints in Earthbound, said by a Runaway Five band member.

"I'm one of the masters of this hole. There are five masters in all. We are all moles, of course. I believe I'm the third strongest amongst us. Take your best shot!"

"I'm really the third strongest master. I'll destroy you now!"

"My strength falls between the second and fourth strongest masters. Do you wanna test me?"

"I'm truly the third strongest master of this hole. I'll demonstrate the power of being third to you!"

"Ha ha ha. You've fought the strongest master of this hole, the second strongest master of this hole, the fourth strongest master of this hole, and the weakest master of this hole! I'm truly the third strongest master of this hole. Now you see the true advantage of being third!"

-The five "third strongest" Guardian Diggers in the Gold Mine

"Ness, sir...are you staying here tonight? Thanks for being so generous with your tips...you never gave me a tip?...never mind..."

-Bellhop at Fourside

The best ones are from Mother though. But I can't find them on the internet. It's basically like... you enter Magicant... you see some kind of weird half-cat... you talk to him and he says 'Hi, I'm a cat swimming in the ground.' It's totally not relevant to the story at all. This is Mother.

Paper Mario:

A quiz:

Dorguy the First: D-Man A goes to the store and buys an equal number of

tomatoes and eggplants. Eggplants cost 7 coins apiece and

tomatoes cost 10 coins apiece, OK? D-Man A has 50 coins when

he goes into the store. He comes with out with 5 coins.

Dorguy the First: Those are the facts. Now! Who is the most powerful person in

The Underwhere?

- Queen Jaydes

- Queen Deejays

- Queen Dayjes

Dorguy the First: Next question! Shayde B buys 667 pens for 13 coins each and

buys 108 notebooks for 42 coins each. He needs more money, so

he takes out 3,756 coins from the bank and spends it all.

Dorguy the First: Those are the facts. Now! What is my name?

- Gorguy the Thirst

- Dorguy the First

- Borguy the 64th

Dorguy the First: Now for the last question. Panda A and Bear B go to Apple

Mountain for a day of apple picking, right? There are 120

apple trees on the mountain, and each has a 20-apple yield.

A takes 10 seconds to pick each apple, while B takes 20

seconds to pick each apple.

Dorguy the First: Those are the facts. Now! How many times did I just say the

word "apple"?

- 5 times

- 6 times

- 7 times

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Fallout New Vegas.

-NCR soldier #412.

"Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter."

Fallout New Vegas.

-NCR soldier #123 (DRUNK).

"When I got this assignment I was hoping there would be more gambling."

Deus Ex: Human Revolution.

-Adam Jensen, commenting on the sad passing of Big Rizzle.

"Yeah R.I.P"

Fallout New Vegas.


"We've got stuff we are not even allowed to sell people! Only at Mick and Ralph's!"

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War has changed. It's no longer about nations, ideologies or ethnicity. It's an endless series of proxy battles, fought by mercenaries and machines. War, and its consumption of life, has become a well-oiled machine. War has changed. ID tagged soldiers carry ID tagged weapons, use ID tagged gear. Nanomachines inside their bodies enhance and regulate their abilities. Genetic control. Information control. Emotion control. Battlefield control. Everything is monitored, and kept under control. War has changed. The age of deterrence has become the age of control. All in the name of averting catastrophe from weapons of mass destruction. And he who controls the battlefield, controls history. War has changed. When the battlefield is under total control, war... becomes routine.

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Fallout New Vegas.

-NCR soldier #412.

"Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter."

Fallout New Vegas.

-NCR soldier #123 (DRUNK).

"When I got this assignment I was hoping there would be more gambling."

Those quotes are in my opinion the most annoying, since every nameless NPC keeps saying it, along with stuff like "Watch out for Alice McLaverty. She's been riding asses again" at completely random moments at completely random spots.

The best quotes are from that comedian guy on the strip. Something like "I told my wife "You know, you look pretty good even though you're a Ghoul. Too bad she isn't a Ghoul, OUCH!".

Yes-Man is also pretty funny, along with other robots.

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