BlueYoshi97 Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 Doctor Apple has people in his room. He wants to find out if they're penguins. And he paints a door on the wall. Then he's like Quote Link to comment
Tom Klijbroek Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 What is a monkey hanging from a tree?A clothes hanger.Because he's hanging from a tree. And clothes are also hanging from a rack. BlueYoshi97 1 Quote Link to comment
TheGreenGrasshopper Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 How do you spot a blind man in a nudist colony? It's not hard.two fish are in a tank, says one to the other: "Do you know how to drive this tihng?"I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger, then it hit me. Damien 1 Quote Link to comment
Baron Baconeer Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 A pirate walked into a bar with a steering wheel jutting from his pants. The barkeep asks "What is that thing?" The pirate glances at the barkeep and answers: "Arr, it be drivin' me nuts!" Quote Link to comment
xeim Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 (edited) How do you spot a blind man in a nudist colony? It's not hard.Why do i think this is funny <,< What do you do with a dog that has no legs?Take him out for a drag.What's Brown and Sticky ? A Stick . Edited November 3, 2011 by xeim Quote Link to comment
TheGreenGrasshopper Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 What do you do with a dead chemist? Barium.What did one ion say to the other? I've got my ion you.Why do milking stools only have 3 legs? Because the cow has the udder.What does a star wars toy drive? A toy yoda.now you guys, I mustache you a question but I'll shave it for later.(You asked for puns sir?) Damien 1 Quote Link to comment
mogadonskoda Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 (edited) What do you do with a dead chemist? Barium.What did one ion say to the other? I've got my ion you.I would tell you a chemistry joke but all the good ones Argon.That just leaves me the bad ones The names bond, ionic bond, taken not shared Edited November 4, 2011 by mogadonskoda Quote Link to comment
terminator Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 rotorcopter and Raptor 2 Quote Link to comment
EmRA Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 You should be punished for making this thread. Sacrevy 1 Quote Link to comment
Tom Klijbroek Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 Two birds were sitting on a branch.Says one to the other: 'do you have a penny with you?''No', says the other, 'why do you ask me that?''Well', says the other, 'because there's a penny stall down here.'You know, you give a cent, a euro, and then you get a euro back. Quote Link to comment
Raptor Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 What says the Sniper to his Wife in their bed?Headshot Quote Link to comment
Clavus Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 I submitted ten puns to a pun writing contest in the hope of winning something.No pun in ten did. Damien 1 Quote Link to comment
Mathijs1996 Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 I submitted ten puns to a pun writing contest in the hope of winning something.No pun in ten did.awww ;S Quote Link to comment
Retard Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 man who runs in front of bus gets tired. Man who runs behind the bus gets exhausted. Damien 1 Quote Link to comment
FishWithAHat Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 Why walk over the when its green, when you can get driven over it when its red. Quote Link to comment
Navo Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 Are we really Göring this way?Anne Frankly I hate threads like this.Sadly I can nazi an end to this thread soon. Damien 1 Quote Link to comment
oDi_W Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 So a man comes at the docter.Doctor: will you clean it up? Quote Link to comment
Navo Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 Hundred2, Baron Baconeer and xeim 3 Quote Link to comment
Tom Klijbroek Posted December 4, 2011 Share Posted December 4, 2011 (edited) There's an airfield, and a farmer is always watching the jet planes taking off. So a pilot says to the other: we should take that farmer with us sometime, he's always watching us. So they take him with them. The jet makes a fast turn left and the farmer says: ah, I expected that! Then a turn to the right, and again, 'I expected that'. Then the plane does a loop, and the farmer says: 'Hmm i didnt expect that'. So they land and the pilot asks: why did you say I expected that at the turns but not at the loop? Well, says the farmer, I expected I would crap my pants but I didn't expect the crap would slide down my neck! Edited December 4, 2011 by Tom Klijbroek Quote Link to comment
Luke Nukem Posted December 4, 2011 Share Posted December 4, 2011 You have been looking for a date since FOREVERalone. Quote Link to comment
Dr.Minky Posted December 4, 2011 Share Posted December 4, 2011 Ahhh, I used to be good at making up things like these, once a pun a time.. Quote Link to comment
BlueYoshi97 Posted December 4, 2011 Author Share Posted December 4, 2011 I WANNA MARRY SATURNbut she already has a ring Quote Link to comment
The Lazy Peon Posted December 4, 2011 Share Posted December 4, 2011 If history has told us anything, it's that Three Reich's make a wrong. Quote Link to comment
Dr.Minky Posted December 4, 2011 Share Posted December 4, 2011 If history has told us anything, it's that Three Reich's make a wrong.Wow Peon, a Hitler joke? Really? Thats just not reich.. Quote Link to comment
Sneed Posted December 4, 2011 Share Posted December 4, 2011 If history has told us anything, it's that Three Reich's make a wrong.Hoho that joke was just filled with Reich info Quote Link to comment
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