Tom Klijbroek Posted February 4, 2012 Share Posted February 4, 2012 You are.. a heterosexual caucasian male born between 1989 and 1999, you're not very religious, your intelligence is above average but you're an underachiever at school, you don't like homework, you like online gaming instead and browsing the internetz, you think Family Guy is pretty funny too, now you think this topic is very lame but deep inside you know I'm psychic. Quote Link to comment
Baron Baconeer Posted February 4, 2012 Share Posted February 4, 2012 Ahah. Wrong. Quote Link to comment
Tom Klijbroek Posted February 4, 2012 Author Share Posted February 4, 2012 Hmm.. Scheiße. Quote Link to comment
EmRA Posted February 4, 2012 Share Posted February 4, 2012 Now that you got started, you might as well tell us more about yourself. Quote Link to comment
Tom Klijbroek Posted February 4, 2012 Author Share Posted February 4, 2012 Well I already did that @ 'Introduce yourself', the story of my life doesn't need to be told twice. This is about me reading the palms of the hands of L4G members. Quote Link to comment
Danni Posted February 5, 2012 Share Posted February 5, 2012 You are.. a heterosexual caucasian male born between 1989 and 1999, you're not very religious, your intelligence is above average but you're an underachiever at school, you don't like homework, you like online gaming instead and browsing the internetz, you think Family Guy is pretty funny too, now you think this topic is very lame but deep inside you know I'm psychic.K, go discuss it with your friends thnen http://www.apa.org/ Quote Link to comment
TheGreenGrasshopper Posted February 5, 2012 Share Posted February 5, 2012 I don't think family guy is pretty funny. You should have stuck with the original text. That's more acurate imo Quote Link to comment
BlueYoshi97 Posted February 5, 2012 Share Posted February 5, 2012 If I can't describe myself, then neither can you. Quote Link to comment
Tootao Posted February 5, 2012 Share Posted February 5, 2012 Wrong part : you don't like homeworkI love my homework :X Quote Link to comment
Tom Klijbroek Posted February 5, 2012 Author Share Posted February 5, 2012 Wait.. let me just read the fortune of some random stranger.. like this young man over here.. let's see..If I can't describe myself, then neither can you.Uhhmmm.. I can tell by the lines in your hand that an important line is missing.. this means that you have been missing an important figure in your life.. most likely a father figure. The absence of a father figure made you a shy and unsure adult who will probably choose to work in a field where he has to deal more with objects than with people, such as ICT. But I can also tell by the lines that there's a creative need to be heard.. during your hours as an ICT worker you will work on a creative project like a book or a painting. This book will be a greater succes than the ICT work because this is where the heart really is, this line is way thicker. After the release of the fantasy tale book you will meet a girl that you will consider a soulmate because you share a lot of interests. The two of you will marry and you'll have two daughters. After your own experiences with the missing father figure you will be very close to the children and scared to leave them alone for too long. If you want to hear more you should pay 25 dollars. Quote Link to comment
BlueYoshi97 Posted February 5, 2012 Share Posted February 5, 2012 You're very optimistic. Quote Link to comment
BinSlayer Posted February 5, 2012 Share Posted February 5, 2012 (edited) Yoshi it's very sad to post jokes from one account and reply to them from another Tom Klijbroek's age is 12 and he talks about.. heterosexuality? I didn't know such things when I was 12.He speaks english FLUENTLY at the age of 12 and he lives in Elburg, NL (english not being primary language)edit: if you dont understand where this is going, then here's an easier version:Tom Klijbroek = BlueYoshi97 Edited February 5, 2012 by BinSlayer Quote Link to comment
Sacrevy Posted February 5, 2012 Share Posted February 5, 2012 (edited) You're right.I'm worse. Edited February 5, 2012 by ZomBitch Quote Link to comment
Tom Klijbroek Posted February 5, 2012 Author Share Posted February 5, 2012 I think I'll stop reading hands now. I can handle most insults but when folks claim I'm actually BlueYoshi97 that's something that crosses the line. BlueYoshi97 1 Quote Link to comment
Guest Posted February 5, 2012 Share Posted February 5, 2012 I think I'll stop reading hands now. I can handle most insults but when folks claim I'm actually BlueYoshi97 that's something that crosses the line.But, this is BlueYoshi97 and you're Tom KlijbroekI can totally tell the difference Quote Link to comment
Silver Dot Posted February 5, 2012 Share Posted February 5, 2012 (edited) nice job defining every single gamer ever Edited February 5, 2012 by Silver Dot Quote Link to comment
BinSlayer Posted February 5, 2012 Share Posted February 5, 2012 (edited) I think I'll stop reading hands now. I can handle most insults but when folks claim I'm actually BlueYoshi97 that's something that crosses the line.It's not like I'm guessing it out of the blue.. But there's no way a 12 year old kid was that smart.. I know Yoshi's english is close to perfect. So you kinda blew your cover this time.. You can pretend I'm wrong but we both know it to be true Edited February 5, 2012 by BinSlayer Quote Link to comment
Tom Klijbroek Posted February 5, 2012 Author Share Posted February 5, 2012 Well.. whatever. Quote Link to comment
BlueYoshi97 Posted February 5, 2012 Share Posted February 5, 2012 Tom Klijbroek's age is 12 and he talks about.. heterosexuality? I didn't know such things when I was 12.Yeah but you are gay.Also, most regulars here have good English. Why wouldn't Tom Klijbroek be one of them? Quote Link to comment
warp Posted February 5, 2012 Share Posted February 5, 2012 (edited) You are.. a heterosexual caucasian male born between 1989 and 1999, you're not very religious, your intelligence is above average but you're an underachiever at school, you don't like homework, you like online gaming instead and browsing the internetz, you think Family Guy is pretty funny too, now you think this topic is very lame but deep inside you know I'm psychic.Profiling teenage geeks with 50/50 chances of getting it right doesn't make you a psychic...Tom Klijbroek is just a fake troller searching for his/her 15 minutes of fame. Edited February 5, 2012 by warp Quote Link to comment
Tom Klijbroek Posted February 5, 2012 Author Share Posted February 5, 2012 I'm sorry warp, I know it's lame, but it wasnt me, it was BlueYoshi97, he's me, I don't exist, don't blame me for my topics. Quote Link to comment
BlueYoshi97 Posted February 5, 2012 Share Posted February 5, 2012 You do not exist? Or do I not exist? Or do we both not exist?We are living hallucinations. Quote Link to comment
Tennisballesser Posted February 5, 2012 Share Posted February 5, 2012 I only know I exist Not quite sure about it Quote Link to comment
Tom Klijbroek Posted February 5, 2012 Author Share Posted February 5, 2012 I only know I exist Not quite sure about it According to your profile, you are female, which gives you the 86% chance of being just another Yoshi-alt account. But then you probably would have something with 'moon' or 'saturn' in your signature, so it's not THAT likely. Quote Link to comment
Guest Posted February 5, 2012 Share Posted February 5, 2012 (edited) According to your profile, you are female, which gives you the 86% chance of being just another Yoshi-alt account. But then you probably would have something with 'moon' or 'saturn' in your signature, so it's not THAT likely.Incorrect, she is my girlfriend from Germany. Trolololololol Edited February 5, 2012 by Guest Quote Link to comment
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