Darkstar

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Henk was playing with his shoes in his attic when his mother died in her sleep. The next morning he told his dead mom that he wants a playbunny to have some fun breaking the law. He was getting very pissed and slapped his wife with his chainsaw protection cover. The shit from the toilet flew out and he pooped in his pants when falling down the sewer. But he could grab on hes umbrella when his dog called to say that the meowmix cat had killed his big red shiny bowl of pasta. AFTER THAT HE TOOK AHOLD OF his brand new iphone3g, and he laughed at his wife, which had a menstruation in progress. Then he died, when smoking weed he got from grandpas weed farm, spontaneously combusting dramatically. Henks ashes got mixed in milk and cookies. When his grandfather came, the kitchen was dramatically eating cookies,

hahaha, we so need that as last human!!!! it would make it much more amusing! while being raped!

im not entirely sure that would go with the whole 'aaahhhh! frigging hell!! im being raped!!!" mood that is last human

ah, that makes sense now i love the fact that this topic has shifted away from where each individual is from

ouch.

i didnt know what that "A.M.O.L.A.D t-shirt" meant i know of them, im just not into that sort of music i say this because there are several people in several of my classes at college who are fans of iron maiden

oh yes! and also shows like top gear and rather cool rock bands like muse, for instance

i just thought that i might add in what i have didnt mean to boast or anything

niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice this is mine: Dell XPS 420 Processor: Intel® Core2 Quad CPU Q6600 @ 2.40GHz (4 CPUs), ~2.4GHz Memory: 4096MB RAM Graphics card: ATI Radeon HD 3800 Series Hard Drive: 1 TB (2x 500 GB Samsung HDD) Monitor: Dell SP2008WFP(Digital) same processor as me ^^

im from the crumpet and scone eating and tea drinking country that is the UK, but tbh its rather rubbish here right now.... would love to live in Sweden however, IKEA is immense!!! but also, from that list of images about sweden, you missed out ABBA just thought i'd point that out

i like tug_hut best, sure its more biased towards humans, but the zombies win so frequently, its nice for the living to win for a change