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RealJesus

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  1. One kiss is all it takes
    Fallin' in love with me
    Possibilities
    I look like all you need

  2. Chce ci jebac analnieĀ 

  3. Chce ci jebac analnieĀ 

    1. RealJesus

      RealJesus

      yeah, give info, then we go to the beach on a date, cutie

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  4. Chce ci jebac analnieĀ 

  5. GC lottery is haram; also gonzalezo is a pervert

    1. RealJesus

      RealJesus

      damn, all this time I thought it was a religious community... might have to change my name thenĀ :(

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  6. DYqkNkfXcAAEjgs.jpg

    el rey de espana

    1. RealJesus

      RealJesus

      I hope he returns, and he Ramos is good, he's just a dickhead lol

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  7. Ohhh u the girl Iā€™m looking for ;-; so preciousĀ 

  8. When things are not good we protest. But when things are good we have to share satisfaction.

    I'd like to congratulate @Cena for that non-English mute.

    It can be a small thing, but grander, it is a progress. Ā :thanks:

  9. Morata is killing it at Chelsea 2 goals and 2 assists in 1 and a half games :/

    1. RealJesus

      RealJesus

      Did fuck-all against us, will do fuck-all against any decent team with a proper defense. He did good against Everton because their back-three is Keane, Ashley Williams and Jagielka, all slow and mediocre defenders.Ā 

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  10. Group H #UCLdraw

    Real Madrid

    Borussia Dortmund

    Tottenham Hotspur

    Apoel

    1. RealJesus

      RealJesus

      Can't wait for Bale and Modric to come back home

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  11. OMGASM ASENSIO WORLD CLASSENSIO

    (surely at least work 10 million euro on jesus was a fapper scale?)

    1. RealJesus

      RealJesus

      ter stegen should have saved that goal; his goal in the first leg was amazing though

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  12. Morata to Chelsea confirmed lmao

    1. RealJesus

      RealJesus

      Son is a Spurs player, he's good, but he's one-dimensional as fuck, he's one hell of a finisher though.

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  13. Morata to Chelsea confirmed lmao

    1. RealJesus

      RealJesus

      He's half a girl he's half a boy, Torres Torres
      he looks just like a transvestite, Torres Torres
      he wears a frock, he loves the cock he sells his area on Albert's dock, Fernando Torres, Carraghers bit on the side.

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