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  1. RealJesus

    Morata to Chelsea confirmed lmao

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    2. RealJesus

      RealJesus

      Son is a Spurs player, he's good, but he's one-dimensional as fuck, he's one hell of a finisher though.

    3. Maher

      Maher

      Min Son, A korean player plays for spurs, a hell of a finisher...

    4. RealJesus

      RealJesus

      aka Sonaldo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZwKw4_idZjM

  2. RealJesus

    fam, I got you vids from the SWE-FIN match; will post on YT eventually and link ya (Nylander and Dhalin are too fkn good)

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    2. Berg

      Berg

      But i agree, Canada were lightyears better than Sweden..

    3. RealJesus

      RealJesus

      yeah, the crowd's always pumped up; sad for the third place final against Russia :( Sweden got the Besweet award

    4. Berg

      Berg

      Sad for Canada.. Both teams was great! It was a really fun match to watch

  3. RealJesus

    y u no play no more curry man

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    2. waspy.

      waspy.

      ;-; me too to be honest :(

    3. RealJesus

      RealJesus

      Insurgency, quite a different game

    4. eatmychildren

      eatmychildren

      issa masta piece

  4. RealJesus

    GC lottery is haram; also gonzalezo is a pervert

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    2. Cena

      Cena

      No! You are PERFECT!

    3. Gonzalezo

      Gonzalezo

      Cena wanna be ur boyfriend XDDD 

    4. RealJesus

      RealJesus

      😳

  5. RealJesus

    You must be happy that Real won La Liga; but hopefully they lose the CL final and Buffon lifts it. CBA people rating Zidane as a good manager for winning the CL back to back and the double. 

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    2. BlueYoshi97

      BlueYoshi97

      Europa League is where it's at

    3. ChickenAttack

      ChickenAttack

      Mou chosen one is in the building

    4. RealJesus

      RealJesus

      The Dutch failing to do the world a favor, how unsurprising, goddamn U-21 Ajax side :( but dw Juanito, I don't like Juve either, but I prefer them to Real

  6. RealJesus

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    el rey de espana

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    2. RealJesus

      RealJesus

      I hope he returns, and he Ramos is good, he's just a dickhead lol

    3. RealJesus

      RealJesus

      DZaVGPxVQAA8EEG.jpg

      new royal baby in the spanish royal family

    4. ChickenAttack

      ChickenAttack

      we went through the casillas family, anything is an improvement nowadays

  7. RealJesus

    White says hi, Canadian says eh? Mexican goes half a night day. Arab goes brooo! French goes honhonhon. And the Asian says Oh Herro!

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    2. theMOROCCANguy

      theMOROCCANguy

      rucka rucka AAAALIIIIIIIII

    3. Personalizado

      Personalizado

      what the fox says?

    4. Love A

      Love A

      Habibi :P

  8. RealJesus

    Group H #UCLdraw

    Real Madrid

    Borussia Dortmund

    Tottenham Hotspur

    Apoel

    1. Maher

      Maher

      Hala madrid!! 

       

    2. RealJesus

      RealJesus

      Can't wait for Bale and Modric to come back home

    3. ChickenAttack

      ChickenAttack

      Apoel will kick ass

  9. RealJesus

    muzzzzzy u alive?

    1. eatmychildren

      eatmychildren

      i want die

    2. RealJesus

      RealJesus

      so you've died before, huh? you're me now, huh?

  10. RealJesus

    #COYS @TheMoose @Maher

    1. ChickenAttack

      ChickenAttack

      Meh

      this year the team is fucked and PetrobaSG is gonna fuck us all.

      Anyway, congrats.

    2. Maher

      Maher

      Real madrid just got sick and never dies ;)

      It happened the same when the time we was vs Dortmund, Hala madrid always.

      Congratlutions!

    3. eatmychildren

      eatmychildren

      do people still watch the foot and the balls?????

  11. RealJesus

    Give me your marathon skills fam

    1. race

      race

      i concentrate and stay calm its nothing with luck or noluck

    2. RealJesus

      RealJesus

      8yjzB24.gif

  12. RealJesus

    Polska polska da da da madafaka

    1. theMOROCCANguy

      theMOROCCANguy

      I AM POLAND KURWA MAC

    2. neox.

      neox.

      cycki

  13. RealJesus

    sINGLE MALT SCOTCH WHISKY IS ON MY MIND IF YOU WANT TO KNOW SHIIIET

    1. lame shot

      lame shot

      no

    2. Cesaro

      Cesaro

      Shut up

  14. RealJesus

    malo malo malo eres

    1. neox.

      neox.

      bad yisus

    2. r0cK

      r0cK

      bueno bueno yo soy

  15. RealJesus

    Vinny why didn't you save the day against the caravan merchants?

    1. race

      race

      i only do Caravan banger racing. 

       

  16. RealJesus

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    Ayo, MC Ramos in da casa; brraaa brrraa Marcelo homie, let's go, no you ain't gettin' da mic, Cristianoooo; Gareth you still ugly, hermanooo

    1. Gonzalezo

      Gonzalezo

      RealJesusOnion :mellow:

  17. RealJesus

    apparently Morata to Atletico Madrid is gonna happen lel

    1. ChickenAttack

      ChickenAttack

      haha you were right he's a hilariously shitty player

      atleti must be on the rocks. godin must be 40 years old

      and diego costa to china which is sad

  18. RealJesus

    I got your 1,000 GCs fam

    1. Cena

      Cena

      Cool! 

  19. RealJesus

    Pep is a fraud, Achraf

  20. RealJesus

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    peak ramos today

  21. RealJesus

    Come On You Spurs!

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