Thats just a stupid question Why exactly? I mean fat guy = Boomer heavy smoker = Smoker (obv) strong dude = Tank weird scary woman = Witch strong hillbilly = Charger homosexual = Jockey? Its becuse the boomer explodes (boom)? Smoker coughs like smokers... Tank duuh he takes so much damage etc but the jockey is a clown... Would be so awful if they were running around screaming HOMO!