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Navo

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  1. Henk was playing with his shoes in his attic when his mother died in her sleep.The next morning he told his dead mom that he wants a playbunny to have some fun breaking the law.He was getting very pissed and slapped his wife with his chainsaw protection cover.The shit from the toilet flew out and he pooped in his pants when falling down the sewer.But he could grab on hes umbrella when his dog called to say that the meowmix cat had killed his big red shiny bowl of pasta. AFTER THAT HE TOOK AHOLD OF his brand new iphone3g, and he laughed at his wife, which had a menstruation in progress. Then he died, when smoking weed he got from grandpas weed farm, spontaneously combusting dramatically. Henks ashes got mixed in milk and cookies. When his grandfather came, the kitchen was dramatically eating cookies, but the cookies were very old, that they exploded in a explosion, that nuked henks green chubby testicles into oblivion and eventually destroying earths population. The strange aliens, playing pokemon were actually strange Pok

  2. enk was playing with his shoes in his attic when his mother died in her sleep.The next morning he told his dead mom that he wants a playbunny to have some fun breaking the law.He was getting very pissed and slapped his wife with his chainsaw protection cover.The shit from the toilet flew out and he pooped in his pants when falling down the sewer.But he could grab on hes umbrella when his dog called to say that the meowmix cat had killed his big red shiny bowl of pasta. AFTER THAT HE TOOK AHOLD OF his brand new iphone3g, and he laughed at his wife, which had a menstruation in progress. Then he died, when smoking weed he got from grandpas weed farm, spontaneously combusting dramatically. Henks ashes got mixed in milk and cookies. When his grandfather came, the kitchen was dramatically eating cookies, but the cookies were very old, that they exploded in a explosion, that nuked henks green chubby testicles into oblivion and eventually destroying earths population. The strange aliens, playing pokemon were actually strange Pok

  3. I was told a joke about Holland: Holland is flat and full of dykes.

    As dykes can also mean lesbians :P

    I went to holland when i was a member of scouts (i quit scouts last year but holland was ages ago)

    We camped over at a scout place that was unfortunatly slap bang in the middle of an industrial area.

    When you went up or down the river there were factories and such on each side and lots of smells.

    The worse smell however was actually in the town, where i was told the smell was burning animal shit.

    Whatever it was it is so far the worst smell ive ever smelt.

    The town was nice though, despite the fact that almost every shop, no matter what shop it was, had candy underwear in it :P

    You nub, when do you foreigners finally learn that it isn't Holland but Netherlands! ;)

  4. Hi there!

    I'm Squirrel-Dude[NL], I'm a friend of Hundred2 in RL, and he showed me this comunity, what looked like a pretty good place.

    The games I currently have in my possession are:

    GTA 4, Left 4 Dead, Half life 2 with all episodes and lost coast, Call of Duty 4, Battlefield 2, Team fortress 2, Empire: Total War, Red Orchesta, Bioshock, Portal, Battlefield 2142, Frontlines, Fuel of War, Battlefield Heroes Beta, (not impressed) and alot of small games that I'm not going to write down.

    The games I currently play are:

    Left 4 Dead, GTA IV, Team Fortress 2, and sometimes Empire: Total War.

    I'm currently looking for some good mates to play L4D with, as that devel-ish Hundred2 always plays GMOD. (:P)

    But yeah, as I'm to lazy to write more, I'm stopping now.

    See you guys on the forums, and maybe ingame! <3

    (Btw, with my infinite wisdom I managed to write a R to much. Can a admin please change that?)

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