BlueYoshi97

Ni Pah's avatar serves as a perfect reaction to this bump.

You must do it to his whole class then. Each of them personally. That would be fair.

That's so poetic. Its from a song. That explains. I knew Yoshi wasn't that much of a poet. I made that poem myself, no ghostwriters in here! Also what is the idea behind your emoticon with the bicycle?

I would retreat and go back home. Would you rather be: Tinky Winkey - You are purple, wear an upside-down triangle and you are in love with your red handbag and stuff. You don't care what people say and you are openly homosexual. Dipsey - You are a nigger and you are shy. But you try to be a little gangsta as well. Oh and you love your big-ass dalmation head that doesn't really fit you so well. Lala - You like playing with a huge ball, you look like a spoiled girl (unless the narrator tells you not to) and you stand around posing all day. Basically you're a hooker. Poo - You uh... you drive a Kick Scooter and you go hella fast with it. You love your Kick Scooter more than the other Teletubbies. Noonoo - You SUCK! ..............................you know as a vacuum cleaner and all you suck...........

I wanna be invisible, So fucking bahad..... Stealing all the things I never had..... I wanna be on the cover of wanted posters Smiling because I can not be seen. Being invisible only isn't so handy as you guys think. You need ghostmode and the ability to pause time. That would be awesome.

As a quick spoiler: Round 3 will probably have no theme/type at all. Of course, before you think it will be laughably easy to make a map then, mind that originality will still be very important, aside from fun gameplay of course. The mappers will have the freedom to do whatever they want. There's no worrying about putting cactuses in and stuff. But the map-rating is gonna be stricter than ever. So now, stop complaining about the current maptype (to some of you), and decide to join this round (round 2) or not. You can at least try to make an original map with flying vehicles. But keep trying your best though. We don't want to test maps that are doomed to fail. Maybe you can play Dodge The World Trade Center, Be A Bee Bringing Honey To The Sea, The Day That The UFO's Took Over, or Do A Barrel Roll - Press Z Or Arwing Twice! I'm just saying, flying maps doesn't have to mean 'Fly A Crappy SeaSparrow And Waterplane Through Some Checkpoints And Done' - that would not be a good idea.

Sometimes I have periods of nightmares. These nightmares are different than normal dreams. One thing is that I have like a loooooooot on one night. And they are usually very very realistic. And then in those periods I am confused for the whole day, seriously. It's really impossible to think of what was real and what wasn't. My worst dream was when me and my little brother were being chased by a Tornado... and then the whole fucking nightmare, I was being chased by a Tsunami at random places. But the good dreams... are funtastic. I just can't believe how cool dreaming is. Not only do you see things that you can't imagine while awake, you also just live the whole thing.

It will be tricky, yes. Perhaps I could expand the "Map Type" a bit... so it doesn't have to be flying. Or should I change it to "Make whatever you like as long as it has FLYING in it. The whole map doesn't have to be flying, as long as there's a flying part in it somewhere." The point is to make a flying-map that is NOT boring.

Bump Attack! May The Best Mapper Win! (Unless the best mapper makes a crap-map and the worst mapper makes a map that is even better then the worst mapper will win but then it's not the worst mapper anymore so that would mean that...........................and...............but.............and therefore............cheese.................clocks............sun............pie...............................................kids.................. and therefore forget what I just said.)

Yo.

No I didn't. I would never waste delicious chocolate for that.

Bumping is seen as a crime against nature by most people on this forum. They will hunt for you, especially that Danish guy will, he is probably still looking for you because he thinks you are a pedophile.

Say here what you dreamed of last night. And causes? If you don't remember, talk about another classic dream. I dreamed that Gyro Gearloose made a very cool script for MTA. In the map PsychoAlfa the Kadabra used PsyBeam. And then we were time-traveling. Causes: Making MTA Maps + Reading Donald Duck + Playing Pokémon SoulSilver.

In fact though... both "Flying" and "Falling" are not themes. They are 'type of maps'. You can make any type of map as long as it sticks to the the theme, but we can change that. Maybe it's better if we let the whole 'theme' thing go and change it to 'Flying Maps'. I also had the idea of making it both "Flying" and "Falling". For example you fly a plane for a while, then you change into a SWAT and you fall for a while, then you change into plane again etc. But I think many will agree that that will be too challenging and it may limit your mapping-freedom. I'd like to have a "Flying"-type of map-requirement of this round. It may sound boring but there's a wide variety of things you can do in a flying map. You can use planes, helicopters, Vortex, but also flying cars, spaceshuttels, flying yellow popcorn-thingies (yes Emanuel used this one) and Hydra's. You can find scripts for some of these all over the internetz. Flying maps are harder to make interesting, but originality is an important thing. Perhaps there will be a round 3 in which Falling-Type can be used. Do you guys agree?

You guys can discuss what the next theme is gonna be. .:SDK:. wants a Stuntplane theme. Do you guys agree? If you want, we can start the next round tommorow already, but if someone else is dying to organize the next round, feel free.

Here are the final results! Formula: P = Y + B + . + F In which P stand for total Points, Y for Ywa's rating, B for BinSlayer's rating, . for .:SDK:.'s rating and F for FantomicanYoshi's rating. 6TH PLACE - 23 POINTS MoshPit - Desert8(remix) This map is quite original. The Hypnoze-Sky didn't really fit the whole thing though. Not a bad map, but nothing special. 5TH PLACE - 24.5 POINTS p0w3rfull1 - p0w3rfull1 TURBO Map has nice gameplay. The song is really cool. But it is not really desert-themed so much. 4TH PLACE - 29.5 POINTS weet - rusty race Very smooth race map. Nice to play K-DST in the background with this map. 3RD PLACE - 30 POINTS King Ruff - Codename - Sandy The gameplay was ok, the desert-theme in this map is the best though. Nice object-placing. 2ND PLACE - 32.5 POINTS besweeet - Desert Domination Cool song and very cool coaster. You are good at making them. 1ST PLACE - 35 POINTS [sKC]CsenaHUN - Fighting Out Of Desert All maps in this contest were really nice. But nothing stood a chance to this masterpiece by [sKC]CsenaHUN. This map is like living a movie. Very cool map! Csena earned 2000 GC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ywa or .:SDK:. will know how to send you the Green Coins (hopefully ). -- Again, really nice job everybody!

So who do we have right now anyway? The Best Coming From The West MoshPit in one corner... The Ice-Cold Stone-Hard Royal King Ruff in the opposite corner... The Hungarian Horntail [sKC]CsenaHUN in the third corner... The Lightning-Quick Unstoppable RollerCoaster-Lord besweeet in the final corner... And probably others (who will have to stand in the middle of the arena, since we ran out of corners). If you are not joining the contest but still wanna see the maps, you can buy a ticket for 200 GC (economical crisis) make sure you join tommorow after 19:00 somewhere. I hope BinSlayer, .:SDK:. and Ywa will be online around then... at least one of them to upload the maps. Also, if you are not joining but you are playing in the server at that point, feel free to shout out things like "OMG BEST MAP EVER" or "I'D RATHER EAT SHIT OUT OF AN ELEPHANT'S ASS THAN TO PLAY THIS MAP EVER AGAIN!", or to give your opinion in any other possible way.

Greetings. Did you notice? YOU ONLY HAVE 2 (TWO) DAYS LEFT TO CREATE/FINISH/POST YOUR MAP FOR THE FIRST QUARTER-CIRCANNUAL INTERNATIONAL OFFICIAL FUNKOLOGICAL DIABOLICAL MR. GREEN MULTI THEFT AUTO: SAN ANDREAS MAP CONTEST (aka the FQCIOFDMGMTASAMC)!!!!!!!!!!!! Give it your all!

Are you his personal coach?

Stop complaining about his English skills, you dolts. That is Mr. Dot's job. Mr. Dot could also fix your posts.

Looks cool!

Hell Racer Inferno Speed-script by BinSlayer. I hope the map works... race-part10000.zip Note: I made this map in one run (meaning without closing Map Editor). This, because there's part coaster in this map and I know that my Map Editor doesn't like coasters so much when it comes to re-opening. After I posted this map here, I re-opened and tested to see if it would still work. The first time I tested there were completely invisible objects all over the place. They would disappear one by one when you respawned but it was still A Bug's Party. After that I tested it a lot of times and it worked like normal. SO! If the map does show this bug (or another major glitch that makes it unplayable), please try to reload first and if doesn't work anymore after that, that would not be so very cool. Let it work. Please?

1/10. Also. I want to give an additional 10/10 for stalker-dude(nl)'s Amelie video on top of this page. I made a MTA map with that music.