BlueYoshi97

Nude girls as checkpoints. It may be a bad idea, but it's a great idea.

Awesome-O. Did you make that?

We probably gonna test the maps January 30th evening. I'd give you until 19:00 to post maps. Hopefully you will complete your maps before 19:00, so I won't get people raging at me for taking away 5 hours of precious map-making-time. The contesters who 'finish' on 2nd and 3rd position can either: -Carry the winner's weapon. -Shine the winner's boots. -Give the winner a backrub perhaps.

It is a good idea. But it doesn't work.

0.4 and 0.1 Green Coins respectively. Rounded down to the nearest whole number. I don't know. We'll see. But for now it's just the winner that earns cash.

HIJACK got banned. besweeet was happy! HIJACK got unbanned! People were thinking "How could this happen!" BinSlayer gave a rough explanation on it. Players did not understand how the admins could be so sure that it was a bug and wanted the admins to explain more. Ywa used Thread Close! Players got confused because they still didn't get an answer as to why HIJACK was banned and feel left out. besweeet decided it was all too much and then this horrible day popped up where he packed his bags and called a cab. Now, he left us forever (again). Now we are feeling lonely. So I provide him with a Dutch goodbye song... EDIT: This is the way I see the story at least. besweeet can come back here and we can start a whole discussion again, but I think a one-on-one chat with admins and him could be enough.

There's not so extremely much going on in the server. It's not like all hell breaks loose when there is no admin in tha plizace. And I think admins are online or nearby a lot. Otherwise we could just get more admins.

Members are overreacting on this forum... not especially you, but everyone here is... I am disappointed that people in this community do not listen to each other. That leads to both sides whining about the whining from the other side. Perhaps players were complaining to much, but by closing the "Oh My Goodness Is [sGA]H!J@CK BANNED?" topic, you made everything worse. Everyone is asking for information. Some people say... "Pff it's just a ban, you should not care about what that bug meant or if they were sure, because admins are always right." Blam! End of community. You, besweeet, have a point. Farewell, besweeet, although it's not the first time you said goodbye to this forum.

Stop complaining, what's the fucking point of a forumgame when you can't bump it? Why do these topics still exist and are they still open when you are not allowed to post in it? So next time, don't bump, but just make the exact same topic again. Maybe then everyone will calm down.

This discussion won't go anywhere unless the admins tell the community their explaination. BinSlayer already did this, but I sense he has to explain better.

The first one is hopefully false (otherwise I would like to recieve my part of the bribe as soon as possible). The latter one is also untrue. Perhaps we can stop discussing, and let the unbanners tell the community exactly their reasons to unban HIJ@CK.

We would all like to know what HIJ@CK himself has to say, I think... As we would all like to know what this bug means... I have spectated [sGA]HIJ@CK on many occassions, and what I saw was someone that always took turns amazingly, always knew where to go and stuff. I don't think s0beit would be enough to get all those toptimes, without it being visible, and also, this is the first time he gets banned for it, it never happened before. Still, it's hard to agree when you say "Oh it was just a bug because mapchange." That would mean everytime someone gets banned for s0beit, all we have to do is check if it happened during map change? It is impossible to say if it is a bug, that is why we must send FBI over to [sGA]HIJ@CK's house and search his computer.

Jealous? Never. It's just a video game. But he's making the racing extremely boring and stupid. I'm a huge race fan. I watch racing all the time and go to races. When you cone across a driver who wins ALL THE TIME and SETS ALL THE RECORDS, you want them gone. Those are the people who are ruining racing. Yeah, we know you can win and set all the records, so GTFO. But, to all his own. I'm sure my time with MTA is almost up. Most people complain about 'n00bs' in the server. Nice to see someone raging about good players for a change. But we can't just ban Hijack just because he is too good. Maybe you can ask him nicely to stop playing good?

I must say you are dense, you stupid human. Bots have feelings as well, did you not know?

BinSlayer I hope you will enjoy being homosexual from now on.

I should have known he got banned right after playing a map made by me. They aren't made to get such fast toptimes in.

If this phenomenon is true, it will result in overtime for the admins deleting toptimes...

For BinSlayer race-furbinslayer.zip

What?

Who Will Be The King? Somewhere near the beginning the dinghy to NRG-500 change fails.

Mission Invision race-limahl.zip

So, I told you about when I was given the quest to save Shark-A-Nine Bay by providing 4 ingredients, which was done by making 4 maps that start with 'C'. It never finished. Well, I got there for the last time, scared that it was too late, but they all seemed okay. Mayor Sharkoyo admitted he was just dying for a CinnamonChocolateCookieCoffee. To make up for it, he gave me the opportunity to interview the 3 main stars in the upcoming television series in San Adreas: "ShaPhiTle-Tales". He made an appointment for me in an office in Las Venturas. A few days after that, I was on my way. These are the main stars. They all played together before in the movie "Pokémental!": SHARK-A-NINE Hometown: Shark-A-Nine Bay. Filmography: He played Porygon in Pokémental. He says "Porygon may have usheleshsh movesh in the Pokémon Univershe, but he is the only Pokémon in hishtory that wash able to damage people OUTSHIDE the televishion!". Didn't Pikachu help him? Anyway, personally I don't believe him. TURTLE Hometown: Turtle Town. Filmography: Pokémental, he played Shuckle. Perhaps not the most well-known character ever, but what if I tell you his brother played Squirtle, his father Blastoise (awesome father), and his uncle played Koopa the Quick in 'Super Mario 64'. DOLPHIN Hometown: Dolphinity. Filmography: Lanturn in "Pokémental". --- Right when I met them, I knew we couldn't fit in the office, so we were standing outside it but it was okay - all other people were gone anyway once they saw Shark-A-Nine. ----So, when did this whole idea start?---- Dolphin: Yoshi was in a Psychosis when he made a map, and later when he looked at it he was like 'wow, I'm pretty artistic when I'm out of my mind!' Turtle: That's when Acid Island was created. He knew the map would not get uploaded to Mr. Green level, and the rest I don't remember. Shark-A-Nine: In the firsht epishode, we have to go to Achid Island to shtop a very dark cloud from taking over the Moon. ----And how did it end?---- Dolphin: We didn't see a dark cloud. It was sunny. Yoshi was being paranoid that day. But hey, it's based on a true story, that's all that matters! Even though the story was just Yoshi seeing things that weren't there. ----Are you guys the only 3 that play in the ShaPhiTleS series?---- Turtle: No, Bunny will be playing our friend Budhha. There's also Funky Kong playing the King from Bumbaclot Bay. And some others as well. Shark-A-Nine: But, we are the mosht important onesh. The sheriesh are named after ush. ----What kind of series will it be?---- Dolphin: Consider the whole series as a serious thing, mixed with so-called Big Mouthed Alligator Moments (completely random unexplained moments that have nothing to do with the plot and is never spoken off again afterwards). Shark-A-Nine: I'd shay it'sh in revershe. ----But will there be action in it? Romance, perhaps?---- Shark-A-Nine: Yesh, a lot of action! Turtle: Romance too, but Budhha gets them all. :< Dolphin: Yeah... Budhha is the boss player... ----Okay. Well, those were all good questions I asked them, I'm not gonna put the other questions in here because you are gonna feel REALLY confused at the end. But last but not least, is there anything you want to say to the Green people out there?---- Shark-A-Nine: Watch it or I kill you! Dolphin: Gotta watch 'em all! Turtle: Tell Yoshi to stop twitching all day. What's wrong with him? SHAPITLE TALES IMAGINE THE UNIMAGINABLE!

The video doesn't work for me, but I know you get pissed off fast. I don't know if he was standing still on the road on purpose, or that he rammed you while driving. Ramming is tolerated, in fact, the whole point of having no ghostmode is to ram each other to make it more fun (unless they do nothing else but ramming people). No one seems to actually like that though. ;-( Ghostmode for revolution! With 40 players it's unthinkable to not hit anyone usually. But anyway, if you're sure someone is really blocking on purpose, go ahead and post a video.

Holy shizzle-wizzle in the dazzle to the nizzle! =O How many years did it take you to build that?

The shows are cool, man. Too bad there's so many fakers around. The reason I'm watching always is I'm hoping for the cute little girl in a purple coat with bunny ears to reappear.