Frizzy

Religious oppression?

That's not a Nazi symbol, it's a swastika.

-Shit post- :<

I discovered fake moustaches.

People from Europe, perhaps?

I can personally attest to the 4th one, we have had many loving encounters.

Well, seen as how dodgit is stolen straight from the yog-lympics (as well as a number of other things) I would feel a bit cheated if you did, really. I mean, you didn't even bother to change the name, let along the game itself! EDIT: More theft of Dodgit has been seen. At least this time it's slightly different because it's automated. I'm actually quite upset by people in this regard :<

Deathrun! The age-old CS classic, but in Minecraft! By: Quert and Frizzy How to play- Team 1 will select 3 players. These three players will be the deaths for the round. Team 2 will go into the "runners" area with an equal number of people that Team 1 intends to put into the area. Team 2 must make it past the trap and to the end, then kill all of the deaths to win. Team 1 must flip the levers to stop them ALTERNATE: How to play- 3 people choose death All other enter the runner starting area Deaths must flip switches to kill runners Whichever runner kills the most deaths wins the game If all runners die then all deaths gain 1 point and are swapped with 3 runners. (the deaths hange team to runners and 3 runners change team to death) -RULES- Deaths- No 'switch rushing' (flipping every switch on the map to intentionally lose the game for your team) No breaking blocks No killing/harming other deaths intentionally Runners- No sprinting (the arena was made so that sprinting wasn't required due to its bugginess in SMP) No harming/killing other runners No breaking blocks No pushing other runners into traps No holding up the round Coordinates: x: 250 z: -100 (The sandstone is where the entrance is) Team Selection First Trap Second Trap Third Trap Fourth Trap (Open at one part to show the inside) Fifth Trap Sixth Trap End of run/Start of fight with death team Death Room (top floor) Death Room (bottom floor)

Except for the Penguin invasion of '57 not much happened.

Who was a martian stork, yes. And was also a Nazi.

I was born February the 30th, 1848. The Nazi's had already taken over Santa's workshop and the southern hemisphere was under martian control. I distinctly remember the doctor bring me up and about the spank me. And the moment his white-gloved hand collided with my soft, whiter, tushie everything became clear! I demanded that my doctor release me immediately. So shocked was he that he dropped me straight onto my head and cracked the ground. I pulled a pair of devilish black shade from the thin air and but them on tiny and adorable little head. It was at this moment that my life was forever changed. Martians, Nazi's, and even a few Nazi Martians burst through the door! I remember them taking aim and firing as I dived at the front one, a karate kick to the face. I didn't stop there, spinning my legs around me as I landed to trip up a few others in the doorway. I immediately back-flipped behind one of the few remaining men standing, breaking his neck effortlessly in the fall. I turned down the hall way, meeting eye to eye with my arch nemesis. His small, big headed, green frame stood straight in his brown tench coat-like uniform. His raven black hair parted at the middle and he stared at me from behind his toothbrush moustache with eye the size of rugby balls. "Mawshian Hitwer..." I gasped He fired a telekinetic burst, blasting me from my feet and out the window. Fast-forward 6 years, to the French Revolution. Louis was there at the guillotine for heinous crimes against society. His wife's spendings on the cheaply manufactured goods of the mole squirrels being far too high for the populace. And that's not even mentioning their intergalactic policies with the space gingers! I know it sounds strange, but that's how things worked back then. But I digress. I swooped in from the side in a desperate attempt to save the mortally-endangered monarch. But I failed once more as I watched my arch nemesis drop the guillotine on the one man that dared to oppose his regime. Age fourteen, I met the love of my life. Never before had I thought so highly of another living being. We spent every day together, in each other's arms at every chance. It was a feeling greater than any I had ever felt before. It was a glorious, harmonious relationship that no person doubted would last for less than an eternity!But one fateful day, as we kissed under the pale moonlight, her true form was revealed. My arch-nemesis once more stood in front of me, laughing maniacally. I was devastated. I remember it so clearly, his stork-like walk as the evil beast made his way back to his flying saucer. And here I am now, searching the internet for an army of able people. Those well equipped with knowledge, strength, or a sense of justice! So far I have been completely unsuccessful. But one day I will rise up against the Martian tyranny and face my nemesis one final time. We will do battle upon the Eiffel tower. And what a glorious battle it shall be.

Gotta love google bots.

This one is just a short story. If you want one that I'm actually going to continue try "Star Thief" if you haven't already. I also have, somewhere on this computer, an attempt at comedy writing. I stopped half way but I could upload what I have if you want to read some more stuff by me

Architecture FTW! We've found Box's job, guys!

I like how everyone puts themselves around 7 for building when pretty much none of them are. No offense, but let me put things into perspective here- I'd put the VoxelBox crew at around 8-8.5/10 (simply because I've seen some amazing structure in my time). But to consider the VoxelBox anything lower than 8 is heresy.! Most people would put them immediately at 10/10. I'd put my money down to say most people are 2-2.5 times lower than what they say they are. (once more, no offence.) I'm just not much creative, but ofcourse if you tell me which way to do a thing i will do it. Maybe if you don't want i'll just help dig down and gather resources, that's okay Creativity is what makes a good builder. Anyone can place blocks where they're told. It's those that design it who are the good builders.

I like how everyone puts themselves around 7 for building when pretty much none of them are. No offense, but let me put things into perspective here- I'd put the VoxelBox crew at around 8-8.5/10 (simply because I've seen some amazing structure in my time). But to consider the VoxelBox anything lower than 8 is heresy.! Most people would put them immediately at 10/10. I'd put my money down to say most people are 2-2.5 times lower than what they say they are. (once more, no offence.) Well if the guy wants to help, let him help, the good builders will become apparent very quickly anyway! (even more so if people would post an entry for the wall design already!) I'd build a wall were it not for this damned contest taking up my time. also, WHY AM I STILL AWAKE!?

I like how everyone puts themselves around 7 for building when pretty much none of them are. No offense, but let me put things into perspective here- I'd put the VoxelBox crew at around 8-8.5/10 (simply because I've seen some amazing structure in my time). But to consider the VoxelBox anything lower than 8 is heresy.! Most people would put them immediately at 10/10. I'd put my money down to say most people are 2-2.5 times lower than what they say they are. (once more, no offence.)

Propositions: Oh I wasn't sure if the guys in black and brown were meant to be bad, but if not one of them's holding his bad arm which isn't very nice. On your comment about them men in the tattered black and brown outfits: perfect. That's exactly what I was aiming for. I wanted the reader to see the callousness of the society and, through this, to double guess the intentions of people taking away an injured man. I'll edit this post with comments that pertain to the main purpose later. And a friend once told me "The only way I even understand your stories is if I read the title first". Go figure. Ok, read through your edits. Love them. But I'll change them when it isn't 2 a.m. Thanks loads, Awesomeo! EDIT: By the way, the "Yoda talk" is there to pace the story. I often use it when I want a more sombre, slower tone. Over-elaboration is, in some cases, desired. It's what separates good writing from bad a lot of the time. Compare "Lucy tripped" to "Lucy felt her feet catch against the ground as she began her descent the concrete below". It allows for a lot of room to breath and be creative. Unless you mean something else and I'm missing your point completely. EDIT 2: There, edits have been made!

well its fun , thats the important thing about it , me and like 10 people are playing on a server that box hosting for us , its quite good , just cause a couple of us been screwing around we reseted the map a couple of times , but now we fixed everything up , and we have a good map generated , its an huge ocean , with a little number of islands , we just made a dock with boats , at the spawn , and placed protection on it , and they do everything else anyone knows whats the problem with steam? T.T it just went offline for like 5 mins allready for no reason T.T And do you want proof Tekkit PvP is bad? Yesterday Mathijs and I got in a big end game fight. Me (Equivelant Exchange) vs Mathijs (Industiral/Build craft). The fight itself was legendary. Everything around us became craters and rubble. Fire tore forests asunder and entire deserts where (literally) glassed! Lighting fell from the sky as I flew high over Mathij's head, desperately dodging lasers. But in the end neither of us took any damage. And because dark/red matter armor never break and nanosuit makes you invicincible... And sorry about the Discord base, box :< Actually, very little was done by me. I was exaggerating for dramatic effect. Nothing in the E mod that does damage does any block damage, and I only used lightning. So the worst that happened was a tiny isolated forest fire. Mathijs did almost all the damage using the mining laser. Please don't jump to conclusions, it makes you look dumb. well those items will be banned , and i bet 90% of the damage was done by you. EE2. ahaha then he dosent know how to use ee2 xP , just upgrade the redmatter armor , and spam C , and here you go , a free nuke to use Actually, what happened there was a weird post mash-up. I have no idea how it happened, but parts of your text are in there. And you clearly no nothing of the EE mod. Redmatter armor doesn't give you anything but a high armor rating. You're thinking of gem and armor and, more specifically, the infernal chestplate. And no, the explosion isn't that big. And I didn't even have that.