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You're in the club and this guy slaps your girlfriends ass


Sneed

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Posted (edited)

Smash my glass on the bar and stab his fucking face ...

Been there done that whats next?

And get your ass handed to you because it totally isn't obvious what you are planning to do when you smash your glass.

But if you DO manage to stab him, enjoy your assrape in jail :V

EDIT: I'd chill with the nigga because he obviously enjoys quality ass, which I can appreciate, and we can have long talks about chicks with nice asses.

It's just a friendship waiting to happen.

Edited by Hundred2
Posted (edited)

I wouldn't oftenly go to a club with my girlfriend because this shit would always happen in clubs. Maybe rarely actually, but in this case I would only stand by my girlfriend oftenly kissing/hugging or just sitting somewhere while she has her head lying on my shouler. Then no one would actually come. Imo, this is the smartest way to make people understand she has her hart given to me... unless there are some perverts. But those perverts deserve a broken glass stabbed in their face like terminator would do, with a reason: I was defending someone who I love.

Edited by Mr. Darkness
Posted (edited)

I wouldn't oftenly go to a club with my girlfriend because this shit would always happen in clubs. Maybe rarely actually, but in this case I would only stand by my girlfriend oftenly kissing/hugging or just sitting somewhere while she has her head lying on my shouler. Then no one would actually come. Imo, this is the smartest way to make people understand she has her hart given to me... unless there are some perverts. But those perverts deserve a broken glass stabbed in their face like terminator would do, with a reason: I was defending someone who I love.

*sniff* so beautiful.

Not like people really care if you "gave her your heart" if the guy wants to molest her.

and terminator's plan would end up in getting his own ass kicked.

Im sorry son.

Also Zunz, join the club.

Edited by Hundred2
Posted

The guy probably isn't expecting to gain anything from it other than a punching bag maybe so I'd just carry on.

Besides it's not my shit being slapped.

Posted (edited)

I think 'slap his ass back' was the correct answer?

There is no correct answear.

But i will tell my gf to file sexual assault charges, because he's black so he'll automatically be found guilty.

:V

Edited by Sneed
Posted

Could just use one of my fabulous martial arts moves and knock him out.

Instead, if I have to choose a less aggressive way, I could limit myself to say that he'd mistaken her for his mother <_<

Posted

I think 'slap his ass back' was the correct answer?

There is no correct answear.

But i will tell my gf to file sexual assault charges, because he's black so he'll automatically be found guilty.

:V

This man understands how the legal system works.

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