Chances to survive a zombie apocalypse?

[Hundred2]

Nah better idea. use Ywa as meatshield so you can run away.

OR according to this awesome spray i saw. do the Thriller dance and escape

[Axon]

Do you own any guns? My father has a very old stupid little gun that fires blanks. So that didn't count

My chance to survive is 47%. Yay...

[bastardman]

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Edited January 9, 2021 by bastardman
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[Mayco]

56% for me but I have another question XD

What would be your survival chances if you meet zombie Bean in real life?

I want to write a Guide: "How to survive a zombie named Bean!"

The "Bean Survival Guide" has only one word in it. Suicide.

[Sneed]

And before becoming a zombie buy all the TV's in the world XD

Edited July 10, 2009 by Sneedbeard

[Botervloot]

And before becoming a zombie steal all the TV's, Games, Consoles, Motercycles, Cars, PCs in the world XD

[Njittie]

Got somewhere around 45%, dont want to register.

[Chikennugget1]

Mmm maybe I can use a spray+stick and it BUUUURNZ

[EmRA]

The page wanted me to sign up and I was like "hell no."

The meter was a bit above 50% when I answered last question tho, I'd guess its the 56% few ppl got here.

I did that according if I was at dad's house tho, at mom's house (where I am most of the time), as biggest gun there is goddamn bow.

Clavus, I think you'd only annoy the zombs. Or if our undead friends need eyes..

[Clavus]

I'll just go punching zombies then. They won't know what hit em.

[Deluvas]

I'll just go punching zombies then. They won't know what hit em.

Zombies will eat your fists :/

[Cowchucker]

65% Im gonna pwn some zombies, ESCUSE! meh!

And screw you american haters for the ones actually hating.

Robo you gonna be the first to be shot in the foot by me.....nvm im gonig to shoot your eyes out and skull fuck you.

[Chikennugget1]

Nah you won't touch zombie Robo,I'll morph into Zombie-Cake and eat your cow ballz

[Clavus]

I'll just go punching zombies then. They won't know what hit em.

Zombies will eat your fists :/

... but they wont be able to bite.

[Sneed]

And before becoming a zombie steal all the TV's, Games, Consoles, Motercycles, Cars, PCs in the world XD

I mean steal not buy

[Mayco]

Got somewhere around 45%, dont want to register.

There's a button with "Take me to the results without registering" or something like that

[ikt]

100%!!!!!111!11

Nope, 43.

[EmRA]

Woah, bumb.

I think that we Europeans would have time to prepare, as it's either America or some of the mad countries in the east that fucks shit up.

In that time I would go to dad's house, get shitload of canned food and stuff, bring all the guns (and maybe even try to take that deactivation off from that deactivaded ww2 smg my dad has) and ammo upstairs, then break the stairs. I would also write to the walls with big letters: "COME NEAR AND GET SHOT!! UNLESS YOU'RE WITH HELICOPTER TO RESCUE ME THAT IS."