The Unofficial Mr. Green Rap

[VMR]

[QTesla]

Ywa's story

Ywa woke today, eatin' his breakfast away,

When he realised his server's weren't up to date,

He turned on his pc,

jumped on the IRC and said to clavus " Do you want to touch me?"

well listen yo,

It turns out that Ywa was drunk,

He had a lot of work to do so his brain waves shrunk,

He took a drink after drink, one after another,

He was hopin' it would make his E-peen harder.

Then lunch time came, And it always brings him pain,

he ain't got nothing to eat. he just run out again,

the shops are far away guess he'll go hungry fo' today

But then then A nice young lady came knocking at the door

" My car has broke down, it Don't work no more"

"well honey, maybe you can ride me on my bedroom floor"

To His disappointment, she got up and left,

That just left him standing there playing with his self

He made a mess, didn't clean it up,

But that's ok since it's in a cup.

And that's the way ywa does his day,

Ain't scared of nothin' that comes his way

So Don't be a pussy, Do the Ywa day,

It's 100% legit but just a small price to pay

Edited August 13, 2010 by QTesla

[Ywa]

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[QTesla]

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I can tell you loved it.

[Botervloot]

I think he's blushing or he's doing the Gordon Freeman approach.

[Albzi]

Lel'd.

I love it.

[QTesla]

There will be an episode 2 of ywa's day later on.

[QTesla]

Episode 2:

Ywa feeling better, isn't drunk today,

But he gettin' ready for another ywa day,

he has a quick shower, with water in his hair,

and eats some chocolate that he may have spare.

Then he get's ready, and puts on some clothes,

then grabs his baby diapers that he must dispose,

Then he blows his magic horn and all the babes gather round,

you see, this whistle makes a girl "attracting sound",

so he getting all babes you can see outside

but when they say him they all cried, some died.

But we know it doesn't stop him,

Takes alot more to kill the king,

his limit's are limitless, his power is dangerous,

and I'm guessing after this rap he will be furious,

But this is where Ywa's day starts to take form,

He sees an old lady, fighting with a thorn,

WIP SMASH CRACK, ywa takes her down,

"I hate old people" he says with a frown,

With just 5 minutes to lunch,

he crosses the street,

He wonders what people he will meet, BUT WAIT!

A car from no where, hit's him in the face,

Smashed around the place, spread around the space.

WAKE.

He's a hospital bed, smells of rotten egg,

See's an old lady with a broken leg,

He gonna enjoy his time here fo'sure

making fun o' ladies while slowly getting cured.

well now wait now ladies,

I hope this rap set your free,

and if it didn't do it's job,

Just wait for ep 3.

Edited August 14, 2010 by QTesla

[Albzi]

yahyah do want ep3.

BUT WILL IT EVER BE RELEASED.

[MiF]

First rap i did like

Nice work there... Oh and you got good fingers for writing

Episode 2:

Ywa feeling better, isn't drunk today,

But he gettin' ready for another ywa day,

he has a quick shower, with water in his hair,

and eats some chocolate that he may have spare.

Then he get's ready, and puts on some clothes,

then grabs his baby diapers that he must dispose,

Then he blows his magic horn and all the babes gather round,

you see, this whistle makes a girl "attracting sound",

so he getting all babes you can see outside

but when they say him they all cried, some died.

But we know it doesn't stop him,

Takes alot more to kill the king,

his limit's are limitless, his power is dangerous,

and I'm guessing after this rap he will be furious,

But this is where Ywa's day starts to take form,

He sees an old lady, fighting with a thorn,

WIP SMASH CRACK, ywa takes her down,

"I hate old people" he says with a frown,

With just 5 minutes to lunch,

he crosses the street,

He wonders what people he will meet, BUT WAIT!

A car from no where, hit's him in the face,

Smashed around the place, spread around the space.

WAKE.

He's a hospital bed, smells of rotten egg,

See's an old lady with a broken leg,

He gonna enjoy his time here fo'sure

making fun o' ladies while slowly getting cured.

well now wait now ladies,

I hope this rap set your free,

and if it didn't do it's job,

Just wait for ep 3.

Just...

Edited August 14, 2010 by MiF

[QTesla]

Start of ep 3 here.

Time to get out of the rotten egg place,

He couldn't help the smile on his face,

As the nurse came in and gave him a wink,

His nuts tightened up, which made her think,

Ywa thought he was gonna get laid,

instead she called the fire brigade,

"There's a man in here, and he's on fire"

Ywa like the compliment, His peen0r climbing higher.

"hurry up and be big and brave"

"time's One thing I can not save!"

Ywa turned around to strike a pose,

When he saw skin fall from his nose,

HE WAS ON FIRE AHYAAHAEUAHAHEA

More coming soon.

[Albzi]

Poor Ywa

[VMR]

It feels like this story is about Ywa's penis...

[QTesla]

It feels like this story is about Ywa's penis...

Aren't most Ywa stories?

[Messy]

Lel'd.

Wat ?

[Albzi]

Sorry, lol'd I mean but.... awesome®.

[Messy]

Sorry, lel'd I mean but.... awesome®.

[QTesla]

Someone else's turn to rap now.

[QTesla]

2 years later, Mr.greens lay in the dust,

the steel strong forums just turned to rust,

The noobs and boobs were not fussed

but we know,

revival of the forum is a must.

That's right, year 2012,

this worlds upside down,

turned into hell,

no smiles just frowns.

But don't you see?

from the powers that be,

a bright light beaconed

"get fun for free"

Not sure any of this makes sense but I was busy with other stuff while reviving this most awesome thread.

[Lastion]

Welcome to the World of an Era of green.

Welcome to the world with the Problems of zombies.

We Greenies stand strong and unite

Toghether we will fight

Headless or not

All will be fought.

As we enter the night.

Our enemies will feel alright

but as time goes by.

They will be eaten by every single fly.

Greenies think it is fun

Failures think theyll die.

We pick up our guns.

they wont even try.

Thats why we alrdy won

We were laughing at their corpses

at the moment we were done.

We wont confess but we had succes

Couldnt think of something more.....

[Ashendar]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7goZUYGXAHA&feature=related

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Yo' rap sucks biatches .

This is what you should take as your target :