BlueYoshi97 Posted February 26, 2010 Share Posted February 26, 2010 (edited) I'm gonna tell you a bedtime story, people... so you can dream about it all you can!Back in the day, when the internet was slower,Hacks weren't made, chances of viruses were lowerEveryday, Ywa the Genius got olderThat is to say, as he became the game-beholderYwa had to struggle for a little bit of changeHe found a talking animal, which was a little strangeThe talking animal was Wise Owl ClavusEliteHe asked Ywa the Genius "Whatchu doin' on the street?"Listen", Clavus continued "I have money for youYou can earn it if you can give me directions to the Zoo."Ywa said "It's just across the street, what are you, blind?"The owl said "Thank you, that was very kind."Ywa wasn't patient and he asked "Where is my money?"ClavusElite laughed and said "See that is kinda funny...I'm just a freaking owl, I don't have anything.So thanks for your directions, I'm going on the wing."Ywa ran after the owl and said "Not so fast, kid!"Then he wondered... maybe he should just lay off the Acid."My mind is playing tricks on me, maybe I should go to my place."He picked a pocket or two on his way home, just in case.Between his nice bedroom set, he was on the internetHe was quite upset because he was unable to forgetthat his dad once said: "I gave you a TV setbut I bet I'll regret it cuz I'm already in debtPlease son, don't be worthless, I hope you will succeedEach one, of these words, are important guaranteed."Ywa was very sad, he wants his dairy dadto be proud of what he had, so Ywa used his headand he came with an idea, because games were all he neededto fame and to be a rich man and so he proceeded."I'm gonna start right away", making servers till todayAnd soon he became rich enough to pay his dad's arrayYwa was very handy, when it came to planting trees.And so he used his nickname, in the games, "Mister Green".ClavusElite passed the window of the young rich child.The owl looked down on the kid and he smiled.Because of his proud, or because of his greed?And will Ywa the Genius succeed to his accede?The next chapter tells about politeness and spite but despitethe excitement I'm wishing all of you a time of delight...Good night!I know it sucks ass, and that it doesn't make sense, but anyone can um... make the next 'chapter' of the story... in a rap of course.And so, Mr. Green became the source of Ywa's cash,But Ywa was afraid that one day the servers might crash,And he didn't want to see all his money burn to ashBut when he thought of trash in his cache, he got a flashAnd then Ywa remembered the Wise Owl ClavusEliteBut the last time he saw him he was in another street.And so Ywa the Genius jumped right up from his seat,But before he went searching he wanted something to eat.And so he took a hike because he didn't like his bike,But that was bad cuz he felt like doing a hunger strike.And on the way he tripped over a rock and landed low.But when he wanted to get up again someone said "Yo!"And Ywa thought he heard ClavusElite the Owl or so,But all he saw where two huge buffalo-winged piping crows.And one of em said "Yo, are you Ywa the Mastermind?"But before he could answer them they said "Well, nevermind,And so um yeah, my man here's Death By Crow Bar and I'm Kraay,But even though we're rare we'd like to help you, little guy!""And what do I need help with?" asked Ywa a little shy,But unlike he expected they suddenly shouted "Spy!"And Ywa turned around to catch the bastard stab his back,But when he looked around him real quick he didn't see jack.And Death By Crow Bar said "Yo, nucka, superior skill!"But Ywa wasn't laughing like the birds, but dressed to kill.And then he got his gun out his pocket and it went still.But Ywa changed his temper when one of the crows said "Chill!"And then he whispered to his friend "Yo, Crow Bar, this is bad!But yeah, Mayco the Duck already warned us Ywa's mad.And that we make him happy if we helped him with his troubleBut it's gonna be hard to invade his personal bubble!"And Ywa asked "I don't know how you want to make amends,But I really don't need no help when it comes to girlfriends.And I'd appreciate if you shut up about that subject,But if you wanna help me with Mr. Green, that'd be perfect!"And so Ywa the Genius and crow Kraay started workingBut Death By Crow Bar found it boring and he started shirking.And Crow Bar would feel really really bad about it later,But then he thought "Man, fuck it, being member would be greater!"And everyone didn't believe two birds would make it better,But Mayco the Duck and Clavus the Owl were both real sweaters.And while this might seem like the story ended, that's not right.But chapter 3 will come sooner or later just stay tight.Good night! Edited May 7, 2010 by BlueYoshi97 Quote Link to comment
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