Zombie apocalypse: What would you do?

[VMR]

I wanna warn my team:

I want twice as much cola than you guys. So preapare my drinks.

I only drink water

But I must warn you: I eat twice as much chips as anyone else in this community.

[Messy]

I wanna warn my team:

I want twice as much cola than you guys. So preapare my drinks.

I only drink water

But I must warn you: I eat twice as much chips as anyone else in this community.

Warning:

Notte eats twice as much peanuts than anoyone else in the community

[Pufulet]

The Bus was from Resident Evil Extinction. It was a school bus with steel and grate things on the windows, and spikes .

I dont care what u guys eat but im driving the bus.

[Pufulet]

So this is the idea:

1 - I get a sword and a shotgun and go find Messy.

2 - Me and Messy find a bus.

3 - We go to a workshop while on the way picking up QTesla.

4 - Reinforce the bus

5 - Travel and pick up Necrossin and MiF from the toilet house surrounded by hillbilly zombies.

6 - We camp in an opened space for the night.

7 - QTesla goes out of the bus when everyone is sleeping to have a crap. But hes constipated so he takes his time.

8 - Necrossin wakes up and looks for QTesla outside.

9 - Zombie appear because of QTesla's fresh crap.

10 - We drive off abandoning them two to fight for their survival because we thought they were in the bus.

11 - ???

12 -

[VMR]

I wanna warn my team:

I want twice as much cola than you guys. So preapare my drinks.

I only drink water

But I must warn you: I eat twice as much chips as anyone else in this community.

Warning:

Notte eats twice as much peanuts than anoyone else in the community

He's allergic to peanuts. One peanut could kill him.

[Pufulet]

I wanna warn my team:

I want twice as much cola than you guys. So preapare my drinks.

I only drink water

But I must warn you: I eat twice as much chips as anyone else in this community.

Warning:

Notte eats twice as much peanuts than anoyone else in the community

He's allergic to peanuts. One peanut could kill him.

pringles ftw!

[QTesla]

I don't like the way I was chosen to die :'(

[Pufulet]

I don't like the way I was chosen to die :'(

how did u know u died? You and Necrossin made it and went through a scorched forest to get revenge on Messy for adding laxative in ur drink... well idk why u were still constipated.

[TheGreenGrasshopper]

Yeah you guys go ahead making groups and such, but while you'll be gangbanged in group, I'll kicking ass with any survivor I can find... In Russia ... in my own built bunker with resources and all. Thank you Zombie survival guide

[Messy]

So this is the idea:

1 - I get a sword and a shotgun and go find Messy.

2 - Me and Messy find a bus.

3 - We go to a workshop while on the way picking up QTesla.

4 - Reinforce the bus

5 - Travel and pick up Necrossin and MiF from the toilet house surrounded by hillbilly zombies.

6 - We camp in an opened space for the night.

7 - QTesla goes out of the bus when everyone is sleeping to have a crap. But hes constipated so he takes his time.

8 - Necrossin wakes up and looks for QTesla outside.

9 - Zombie appear because of QTesla's fresh crap.

10 - We drive off abandoning them two to fight for their survival because we thought they were in the bus.

11 - ???

12 -

We r awsum

[Dusty]

Drive along in a car, get attacked by a burning state trooper zombie, crash my car. Get found by a police officer, get shot at by a wannabe gangster and his pregnant Russian girlfriend, along with an average American TV Salesman.

We would then proceed to travel to the nearest shopping mall, find the bottom floor or "Metropolitan" has several zombies. After killing these undead creatures, we would take the lift up to the second floor, to be greeting by the Mall's security team, that seem to dislike us and lock us in a home furnishing store. After escaping from their by tricking one of the security guards by telling them the toilet in the store is fake, we then proceed to lock the majority of the security team away, and relax for a while.

After some relaxation, we'd find a truck load of people are driving to the Mall. After much shooting of zombies, we rescue them and allow them inside. After more relaxation and panicking of what to do, some bright spark has the idea of reinforcing a few shuttle buses that are in the Mall's underground parking lot, driving them through the zombie filled streets, then jumping onto a boat and sailing to a remote island, free of zombies.

After many days of reinforcing the buses, we set off. Plowing through the streets, stopping only to pick up the local gun store owner, Andy, on the way past. Unfortunately he was bitten trying to escape, and becomes one of the undead. Furthermore on the travel to the docks, one of the shuttle buses flips on it's side, with a gay organ player accidentally chainsawing a hot blonde to death. Zombie's quickly break in and eat the flesh of the remaining survivors of that particular bus.

The remaining bus, with great difficulty, gets to the docks and escapes on the boat. After many days of sailing (and having fun with a video camera they found on board) - We arrive on a remote island, which we believe to be free of zombies.

HOWEVER! We are wrong, this island in fact has loads of zombies, and we're eaten.

[Darkstar]

I see.

[Dusty]

I see.

I like Dawn Of The Dead. Leave me be ):

[RockstarEnergy]

Is that really what happends in the end of Dawn of the Dead? I watched the camera part (BEST PART EVAR) and didnt watch the rest. My friends said something about The island being full of zombies, is that true???

[EmRA]

Why not watch it yourself and find out?

999th post, the plot thickens..

[Pufulet]

meh where are the cool characters?

[Messy]

Pufulet. I warn you. I will steal the bus unless you don't give coca cola to me.

GIMMEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Firehawk]

So this is the idea:

1 - I get a sword and a shotgun and go find Messy.

2 - Me and Messy find a bus.

3 - We go to a workshop while on the way picking up QTesla.

4 - Reinforce the bus

5 - Travel and pick up Necrossin and MiF from the toilet house surrounded by hillbilly zombies.

6 - We camp in an opened space for the night.

7 - QTesla goes out of the bus when everyone is sleeping to have a crap. But hes constipated so he takes his time.

8 - Necrossin wakes up and looks for QTesla outside.

9 - Zombie appear because of QTesla's fresh crap.

10 - We drive off abandoning them two to fight for their survival because we thought they were in the bus.

11 - ???

12 -

maybe tat zombie whas me because i whas dressed like a zombie. but the part about his fresh crap must be a lie

[Messy]

So this is the idea:

1 - I get a sword and a shotgun and go find Messy.

2 - Me and Messy find a bus.

3 - We go to a workshop while on the way picking up QTesla.

4 - Reinforce the bus

5 - Travel and pick up Necrossin and MiF from the toilet house surrounded by hillbilly zombies.

6 - We camp in an opened space for the night.

7 - QTesla goes out of the bus when everyone is sleeping to have a crap. But hes constipated so he takes his time.

8 - Necrossin wakes up and looks for QTesla outside.

9 - Zombie appear because of QTesla's fresh crap.

10 - We drive off abandoning them two to fight for their survival because we thought they were in the bus.

11 - ???

12 -

maybe tat zombie whas me because i whas dressed like a zombie. but the part about his fresh crap must be a lie

KILL FIRE! HE IS ZOMBO! We dont care for dressing

Edited September 3, 2010 by Messy

[Chikennugget1]

What I would do> place 451 ipods around my house, all plugged to a giant speaker, playing dis:

Nah, I would go on an island, far away, and rebuild a life, as zombies cant swim, so they'll have more difficulties to find me.

Edited September 3, 2010 by Chikennugget1

[Messy]

Nah, I would go on an island, far away, and rebuild a life, as zombies cant swim, so they'll have more difficulties to find me.

And if they could swim?

[Pufulet]

Messy have a bus filled with cola in teh back and pringles.... and can of beans!

[Firehawk]

So this is the idea:

1 - I get a sword and a shotgun and go find Messy.

2 - Me and Messy find a bus.

3 - We go to a workshop while on the way picking up QTesla.

4 - Reinforce the bus

5 - Travel and pick up Necrossin and MiF from the toilet house surrounded by hillbilly zombies.

6 - We camp in an opened space for the night.

7 - QTesla goes out of the bus when everyone is sleeping to have a crap. But hes constipated so he takes his time.

8 - Necrossin wakes up and looks for QTesla outside.

9 - Zombie appear because of QTesla's fresh crap.

10 - We drive off abandoning them two to fight for their survival because we thought they were in the bus.

11 - ???

12 -

maybe tat zombie whas me because i whas dressed like a zombie. but the part about his fresh crap must be a lie

KILL FIRE! HE IS ZOMBO! We dont care for dressing

i whas dressed because the zombies will accept me and they wont eat me.

anyway i rather stay with ya guys in te bus. and ofcourse take my lego pistol with me, in-case of an emergency.

i luv pringles

[Pufulet]

k but me and messy get backseats when sleeping

[Messy]

k but me and messy get backseats when sleeping

That's sure