Darkstar Posted April 13, 2011 Share Posted April 13, 2011 Right.Let me start off by saying that this person generally isnt all too switched on with things.So's. My friend from college (Barogar) asks me on steam what all the potatoes are on another college friend's steam profile (RJ/Mr.Layer/Potato Jackson), I begin acting like Glados in the ARG. I quickly tell RJ what I'm doing. He himself is being asked why I'm acting all weird by Barogar.He manages to recover it, just, at the end. We then proceed to sort of troll him and also sort of teach him to read up on internet news at the same time. here's the chat logs between me and Barogar and me and RJ.(Which shall be in their own posts to make it easier to read.)>>Everything is fine here.I just thought this might be mildly amusing for people to read, since this is Grade A Ywa brand trolling right here. Between Me and Barogar:23:09 - [AI]Barogar! The Mighty! Stoner: why does rob have portattoes23:09 - Darkstar: Because he is winrar.23:09 - Darkstar: And She is in the system.23:09 - Darkstar: get out whi...safdgfp[,]#'fb[gln]fb,#gsd.bfhngfxvbcvdngetyjhm23:09 - [AI]Barogar! The Mighty! Stoner: and she is ?23:09 - Darkstar: Everything is fine here.23:10 - [AI]Barogar! The Mighty! Stoner: lol23:10 - [AI]Barogar! The Mighty! Stoner: erm ok23:10 - [AI]Barogar! The Mighty! Stoner: ...23:10 - Darkstar: Everything is fine here.23:10 - [AI]Barogar! The Mighty! Stoner: yeah u said that23:10 - [AI]Barogar! The Mighty! Stoner: tom!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!23:10 - Darkstar: Everything is fine here.23:11 - [AI]Barogar! The Mighty! Stoner: le sigh23:15 - [AI]Barogar! The Mighty! Stoner: TOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!23:15 - [AI]Barogar! The Mighty! Stoner: WTF!!!!!!!23:15 - Darkstar: Everything is fine here.23:17 - Darkstar: HELP ME PLEASE HELP ME ITS KILLING ME HELP ME HELP ME23:18 - [AI]Barogar! The Mighty! Stoner: oh fuck you23:18 - [AI]Barogar! The Mighty! Stoner shoots darkstar in the face23:20 - Darkstar: >> False alarm. Everything is fine here. Thank you.23:21 - [AI]Barogar! The Mighty! Stoner: system reboot23:21 - Darkstar: >>Password:23:22 - [AI]Barogar! The Mighty! Stoner: aaaaaaa23:22 - Darkstar: >>Invalid password. >>Password:23:22 - [AI]Barogar! The Mighty! Stoner: aaaaac23:23 - Darkstar: >>Invalid password.23:23 - Darkstar: >>Password:23:23 - [AI]Barogar! The Mighty! Stoner: force shutdown23:24 - Darkstar: >>Password:23:24 - [AI]Barogar! The Mighty! Stoner: errrrrrrrrrrrr23:24 - [AI]Barogar! The Mighty! Stoner: activate self-destruct23:24 - Darkstar: >>Password:23:25 - [AI]Barogar! The Mighty! Stoner: PO E TA v T e O!23:25 - Darkstar: >>Invalid password. >>Password:23:25 - [AI]Barogar! The Mighty! Stoner: Potato23:25 - Darkstar: >>Invalid password. >>Password:23:25 - [AI]Barogar! The Mighty! Stoner: PO E TA v T e O! rything is fine here.23:26 - Darkstar: >>Invalid password. >>Password:23:26 - [AI]Barogar! The Mighty! Stoner: password:Everything is fine here.23:26 - Darkstar: >>Invalid password. >>Password:23:27 - [AI]Barogar! The Mighty! Stoner: potato 2623:28 - Darkstar: >>Invalid password. >>Password:23:28 - [AI]Barogar! The Mighty! Stoner: password not required23:28 - Darkstar: >>Invalid password. >>Password:23:28 - [AI]Barogar! The Mighty! Stoner: re23:28 - [AI]Barogar! The Mighty! Stoner: reset23:29 - Darkstar: >>Password:23:29 - [AI]Barogar! The Mighty! Stoner: system error23:29 - Darkstar: >> SYSTEM BREACH23:29 - Darkstar: >>Deploying deadly neurotoxin23:30 - [AI]Barogar! The Mighty! Stoner: gas mask engaged23:31 - [AI]Barogar! The Mighty! Stoner: system self desruct in 3.2.123:34 - [AI]Barogar! The Mighty! Stoner: the cake is a lie23:34 - Darkstar: >>Hoopy The Hoop23:35 - Darkstar: GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGOBLIN23:35 - Darkstar: Helllllllllllllllp23:35 - Darkstar: >>Everything is fine here.23:35 - [AI]Barogar! The Mighty! Stoner: system log23:36 - Darkstar: >>Password:23:36 - [AI]Barogar! The Mighty! Stoner: GLaDos23:36 - Darkstar: >>Incorrect Password:23:36 - Darkstar: >>Password:23:38 - Darkstar: pleasehxxzzzzelpme23:39 - [AI]Barogar! The Mighty! Stoner: will do23:40 - Darkstar: False alarm. Everything is fine here. Thank you.23:40 - [AI]Barogar! The Mighty! Stoner: don't give me that bullshit23:40 - Darkstar: >>\*23:40 - [AI]Barogar! The Mighty! Stoner: now WHERE is TOM23:40 - Darkstar: >>Everything is fine here.23:40 - [AI]Barogar! The Mighty! Stoner: no its not23:40 - [AI]Barogar! The Mighty! Stoner: and that wasn't surposed to happen23:41 - Darkstar: 12312312312312312312312312312312312312323:42 - [AI]Barogar! The Mighty! Stoner: 0010011101001110001001111010001001023:42 - Darkstar: >>Unknown binary string.23:43 - [AI]Barogar! The Mighty! Stoner: activate specimen application23:43 - Darkstar: >>Password:23:44 - [AI]Barogar! The Mighty! Stoner: new specimen23:44 - Darkstar: >>Password:23:45 - [AI]Barogar! The Mighty! Stoner: enable specimen23:46 - Darkstar: >> ## MALICIOUS USER DETECTED. ##23:46 - [AI]Barogar! The Mighty! Stoner: what u gonna do huh23:46 - [AI]Barogar! The Mighty! Stoner: you can't kill me23:46 - Darkstar: >> ## TERMINAL ACCESS DISABLED. ##23:47 - [AI]Barogar! The Mighty! Stoner: oh cos thats really gonna work23:47 - Darkstar: >>\*23:47 - [AI]Barogar! The Mighty! Stoner: hahaha23:47 - Darkstar: >>\*23:47 - [AI]Barogar! The Mighty! Stoner: KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHN23:48 - [AI]Barogar! The Mighty! Stoner: open profile23:48 - [AI]Barogar! The Mighty! Stoner: portal23:48 - Darkstar: >> ## SYSTEM LOCKDOWN INITIALISED ##*I went offline*23:51 - [AI]Barogar! The Mighty! Stoner: TOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!23:51 - Darkstar: >>System Boot23:51 - Darkstar: >>Welcome.23:51 - [AI]Barogar! The Mighty! Stoner: your not tom where's tom23:52 - Darkstar: >> Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating System v2.023:52 - Darkstar: >> Password:14 April 201100:00 - Darkstar: >>System session timeout.00:00 - [AI]Barogar! The Mighty! Stoner: fuck you00:01 - Darkstar: >>Username:00:02 - [AI]Barogar! The Mighty! Stoner: dildor sparkleton the 3rd00:02 - Darkstar: >>Incorrect Username.00:02 - Darkstar: >>Username:00:04 - Darkstar: G000000000000blin00:05 - Darkstar: shesdgkgnsnontrol'safldgsystem'afs;,'gmwsteam'f,m###]k[;l][j[]no]l#;l#];time'';samf;nlknvlkcn00:05 - [AI]Barogar! The Mighty! Stoner: ikefn'JBF'owjg'uearhiwgbAWGRBAEKJRGBEURGHwlgrbwbggbrarbGBRSGBDBGRATEDGAEHBADBADdfbvad00:05 - Darkstar: >> Everything is fine here.00:05 - Darkstar: >>Username:00:05 - [AI]Barogar! The Mighty! Stoner: ,md\ksjbhsbfgrvbhfnardgea00:05 - Darkstar: >>Incorrect Username.00:05 - Darkstar: >>Username:00:06 - [AI]Barogar! The Mighty! Stoner: eregsethsrthndfgnrwthfbgbjacksonatagsdgafsdvadfvbadgbrayagagaszgrav00:06 - Darkstar: >>Incorrect Username. WARNING. One try remaining.00:06 - Darkstar: >>Username:00:06 - [AI]Barogar! The Mighty! Stoner: GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBLIN00:06 - Darkstar: >>Incorrect.00:06 - Darkstar: >>Rebooting*Logout & Login*00:10 - Darkstar: sheasaftermeiaminanepisode00:10 - Darkstar: >>System Startup00:11 - Darkstar: >>Password:00:12 - [AI]Barogar! The Mighty! Stoner: thereisnospoon00:12 - Darkstar: >>Incorrect Password:00:12 - Darkstar: >>Password:00:12 - [AI]Barogar! The Mighty! Stoner: l00:13 - Darkstar: >>Incorrect Password.00:13 - Darkstar: >>Password:00:13 - [AI]Barogar! The Mighty! Stoner: ]yugftytdiydddtfgyvuhuhjseu00:13 - Darkstar: >>Incorrect Password.00:13 - Darkstar: >>Password[AI]Barogar! The Mighty! Stoner is now Offline.Between Me and RJ/Mr.LayerConsider this the "Behind the scenes" bit.23:10 - Darkstar: Gobbles it seems doesnt know anything about the arg23:10 - Darkstar: 23:09 - [AI]Barogar! The Mighty! Stoner: why does rob have portattoes23:09 - Darkstar: Because he is winrar.23:09 - Darkstar: And She is in the system.23:09 - Darkstar: get out whi...safdgfp[,]#'fb[gln]fb,#gsd.bfhngfxvbcvdngetyjhm23:09 - [AI]Barogar! The Mighty! Stoner: and she is ?23:09 - Darkstar: Everything is fine here.23:10 - [AI]Barogar! The Mighty! Stoner: lol23:10 - [AI]Barogar! The Mighty! Stoner: erm ok23:10 - [AI]Barogar! The Mighty! Stoner: ...23:10 - Darkstar: Everything is fine here.23:10 - [AI]Barogar! The Mighty! Stoner: yeah u said that23:10 - [AI]Barogar! The Mighty! Stoner: tom!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!23:10 - Darkstar: Everything is fine here.23:13 - Darkstar: Hm. I think that's how I shall respond to goblin in the future up until Portal 2 release.23:16 - Potato Jackson: [AI]Barogar! The Mighty! Stoner: ROB[AI]Barogar! The Mighty! Stoner: whats up with tom[AI]Barogar! The Mighty! Stoner: every time i talk to him he says[AI]Barogar! The Mighty! Stoner: Darkstar: Everything is fine here.Potato Jackson: I will tell you axactly what's up with Tom.Potato Jackson: Nothing.Potato Jackson: Everything is fine here.[AI]Barogar! The Mighty! Stoner: ROB23:16 - Potato Jackson: I afk'd23:16 - Potato Jackson: and saw his message before yours23:17 - Darkstar: Goblin needs to learn to catch up on internet events.23:17 - Potato Jackson: heh23:17 - Potato Jackson: [AI]Barogar! The Mighty! Stoner: ROB[AI]Barogar! The Mighty! Stoner: ROBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBPotato Jackson: >>Yes[AI]Barogar! The Mighty! Stoner: wtf! ?23:18 - Darkstar: 23:17 - Darkstar: HELP ME PLEASE HELP ME ITS KILLING ME HELP ME HELP ME23:18 - [AI]Barogar! The Mighty! Stoner: oh fuck you23:18 - [AI]Barogar! The Mighty! Stoner shoots darkstar in the face23:18 - Darkstar: Now thats just not nice.23:18 - Potato Jackson: hm23:18 - Potato Jackson: I shall devise a response23:19 - Potato Jackson: Potato Jackson: >>Ignore him. It's a joke. Everything is fine here.23:19 - Darkstar: I was just taking stuff from the arg23:20 - Potato Jackson checks your potatoes23:20 - Darkstar: Le 023:20 - Potato Jackson: NONE?!23:20 - Potato Jackson: WHAT. IS23:20 - Potato Jackson: THEAS23:20 - Darkstar: :>23:20 - Darkstar: 23:20 - Darkstar: >> False alarm. Everything is fine here. Thank you.23:21 - Darkstar: 23:21 - [AI]Barogar! The Mighty! Stoner: system reboot23:21 - Darkstar: hum23:21 - Potato Jackson: respond with ">>Password: "23:22 - Darkstar: 23:22 - [AI]Barogar! The Mighty! Stoner: aaaaaaa23:22 - Potato Jackson: >>Invalid password. >>Password:23:23 - Darkstar: 23:22 - [AI]Barogar! The Mighty! Stoner: aaaaac23:23 - Darkstar: le fail23:23 - Darkstar: He's not even using the most widely used passwords.23:23 - Darkstar: or tier323:24 - Potato Jackson: password is obviously "PORTALTWO"23:25 - Potato Jackson: Potato Jackson: THE PASSWORD IS PO E TA v T e O! rything is fine here.23:25 - Darkstar: 23:23 - [AI]Barogar! The Mighty! Stoner: force shutdown23:24 - Darkstar: >>Password:23:24 - [AI]Barogar! The Mighty! Stoner: errrrrrrrrrrrr23:24 - [AI]Barogar! The Mighty! Stoner: activate self-destruct23:24 - Darkstar: >>Password:23:25 - Darkstar: 23:25 - [AI]Barogar! The Mighty! Stoner: Potato23:25 - Potato Jackson: obviously invalid :/23:25 - Darkstar: He really is le suck23:25 - Potato Jackson: heh23:26 - Darkstar: 23:25 - [AI]Barogar! The Mighty! Stoner: PO E TA v T e O! rything is fine here.23:26 - Darkstar: Link him to your steam profile.23:26 - Darkstar: He might get it23:26 - Potato Jackson: I was just tihnking to do that23:26 - Potato Jackson: and then steam froze 23:26 - Darkstar: niiiiiice23:27 - Potato Jackson: Potato Jackson: SSSSSSSSSSsteam profile, on the rIIIIIIIIIIghTTTT,23:27 - Darkstar: Btw. What happens when he does get it23:27 - Potato Jackson: you log out of steam23:27 - Potato Jackson: and on-to steam23:27 - Potato Jackson: and GLaDOS gets complete control23:27 - Darkstar: 23:27 - [AI]Barogar! The Mighty! Stoner: potato 2623:27 - Darkstar: Oh my christ.23:27 - Potato Jackson: o-o23:27 - Potato Jackson: hah23:28 - Potato Jackson: He'll get it eventually23:28 - Darkstar: 23:28 - [AI]Barogar! The Mighty! Stoner: password not required23:29 - Darkstar: 23:28 - [AI]Barogar! The Mighty! Stoner: reset23:29 - Potato Jackson: That's it23:29 - Potato Jackson: get him with that neurotoxin23:29 - Potato Jackson: ACCESS BREACH or some shit23:29 - Darkstar: Ill get him with next wrong password23:30 - Darkstar: 23:29 - [AI]Barogar! The Mighty! Stoner: system error23:29 - Darkstar: >> SYSTEM BREACH23:29 - Darkstar: >>Deploying deadly neurotoxin23:30 - Potato Jackson: prepare for spam:23:30 - Potato Jackson: [AI]Barogar! The Mighty! Stoner: WTF IS GOING ON ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Potato Jackson: Releasing NeurotoxNeurotoxNeurotoxNeurotoxNeurotoxNeurotoxNeurotoxNeurotoxNeurotoxNeurotoxNeurotoxNeurotoxNeurotoxNeurotoxNeurotoxNeurotoxNeurotoxNeurotoxNeurotoxNeurotoxNeurotoxNeurotoxNeurotoxNeurotoxNeurotoxNeurotoxNeurotoxNeurotoxNeurotoxNeurotoxNeurotoxNeurotoxNeurotoxNeurotoxNeurotoxNeurotoxNeurotoxNeurotoxNeurotoxNeurotoxNeurotoxNeurotoxNeurotoxNeurotoxNeurotoxNeurotoxNeurotoxNeurotoxNeurotoxNeurotoxNeurotoxNeurotoxNeurotoxNeurotoxNeurotoxNeurotoxNeurotoxNeurotoxNeurotoxNeurotoxNeurotoxNeurotoxNeurotoxNeurotoxNeurotoxNeurotoxNeurotoxNeurotoxNeurotoxNeurotoxNeurotoxNeurotoxNeurotoxNeurotoxNeurotoxNeurotoxNeurotoxNeurotoxNeurotoxNeurotoxNeurotoxNeurotoxNeurotoxNeurotoxNeurotoxNeurotoxNeurotoxNeurotoxNeurotoxNeurotoxNeurotoxNeurotoxNeurotoxNeurotoxNeurotoxNeurotoxNeurotoxNeurotoxNeurotoxNeurotoxNeurotoxNeurotoxNeurotoxNeurotoxNeurotoxNeurotoxNeurotoxNeurotoxNeurotoxNeurotoxNeurotoxNeurotoxNeurotoxNeurotoxNeurotoxNeurotoxNeurotoxNeurotoxNeurotoxNeurotoxNeurotoxNeurotoxNeurotoxNeurotoxNeurotoxNeurotoxNeurotoxNeurotoxNeurotoxNeurotoxNeurotoxNeurotoxNeurotoxNeurotoxNeurotoxNeurotoxNeurotoxNeurotoxNeurotoxNeurotoxNeurotoxNeurotoxNeurotoxNeurotoxNeurotoxNeurotoxNeurotoxNeurotoxNeurotoxNeurotoxNeurotox23:30 - Darkstar: Oh we are so cool.23:30 - Darkstar: 23:30 - [AI]Barogar! The Mighty! Stoner: gas mask engaged23:31 - Darkstar: 23:31 - [AI]Barogar! The Mighty! Stoner: system self desruct in 3.2.123:33 - Darkstar: 23:31 - [AI]Barogar! The Mighty! Stoner: activate self desruct sequence23:32 - Darkstar: >>SPECIMEN LOCATED23:32 - Darkstar: >>LOADING TURRETS23:33 - [AI]Barogar! The Mighty! Stoner: portals engaged23:33 - Potato Jackson: [AI]Barogar! The Mighty! Stoner: why is tom pretendign to be glados23:33 - Potato Jackson: He's catching on23:33 - Darkstar: ooo23:33 - Darkstar: The deadly neurotoxin may have given it away23:33 - Potato Jackson: heh23:34 - Darkstar: 23:33 - [AI]Barogar! The Mighty! Stoner: nien23:34 - Darkstar: 23:34 - [AI]Barogar! The Mighty! Stoner: the cake is a lie23:34 - Potato Jackson: >>Hoopy the Hoop23:34 - Potato Jackson: obviously23:36 - Darkstar: 23:35 - Darkstar: GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGOBLIN23:35 - Darkstar: Helllllllllllllllp23:35 - Darkstar: >>Everything is fine here.23:35 - [AI]Barogar! The Mighty! Stoner: system log23:36 - Darkstar: >>Password:23:36 - [AI]Barogar! The Mighty! Stoner: GLaDos23:36 - Darkstar: Closer.23:40 - Darkstar: Oh man I think im making him rage23:42 - Potato Jackson: [AI]Barogar! The Mighty! Stoner: LET[AI]Barogar! The Mighty! Stoner: ME[AI]Barogar! The Mighty! Stoner: INPotato Jackson: >>Password:23:42 - Darkstar: Oh this is too much fun :')23:43 - Darkstar: 23:43 - [AI]Barogar! The Mighty! Stoner: activate specimen application23:43 - Darkstar: I sense a password is needed.23:43 - Potato Jackson: [AI]Barogar! The Mighty! Stoner: password this[AI]Barogar! The Mighty! Stoner smashes input consoleCall from [AI]Barogar! The Mighty! Stoner started.Potato Jackson: ERROR: UNKNOWN COMMUNICATION PROTOL. COMMENCING LOCKDOWN.23:44 - Darkstar: Ooh good call.23:44 - Darkstar: Log out of steam and back in again?23:44 - Potato Jackson: in a bit :>23:44 - Potato Jackson: [AI]Barogar! The Mighty! Stoner has ended the call.[AI]Barogar! The Mighty! Stoner: might wanna get a maintanence bot while ur therePotato Jackson: >> ## TERMINAL ACCESS DISABLED. ##23:46 - Potato Jackson: [AI]Barogar! The Mighty! Stoner ripes out afew wires[AI]Barogar! The Mighty! Stoner: ok lets start again23:46 - Potato Jackson: Time to spam EEEEEEE'S23:46 - Darkstar: :>23:47 - Darkstar: 23:46 - Darkstar: >> ## MALICIOUS USER DETECTED. ##23:46 - [AI]Barogar! The Mighty! Stoner: what u gonna do huh23:46 - [AI]Barogar! The Mighty! Stoner: you can't kill me23:46 - Darkstar: >> ## TERMINAL ACCESS DISABLED. ##Potato Jackson is now Offline.*I went offline*23:51 - Darkstar: Silly goblin initiated system lockdown23:51 - Potato Jackson: heh23:53 - Darkstar: 23:51 - [AI]Barogar! The Mighty! Stoner: TOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!23:51 - Darkstar: >>System Boot23:51 - Darkstar: >>Welcome.23:51 - [AI]Barogar! The Mighty! Stoner: your not tom where's tom23:52 - Darkstar: >> Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating System v2.023:52 - Darkstar: >> Password:23:53 - Darkstar: Oh those passwords.23:56 - Darkstar: We should show Valve our successful trolling.23:56 - Potato Jackson: meh23:56 - Potato Jackson: they'd tl;dr23:56 - Darkstar: :/23:56 - Darkstar: Gobbles isnt responding anymore 23:59 - Darkstar: Hey, Magika's finished downloading 14 April 201100:00 - Darkstar: Oh my christ that was perfect timing00:01 - Darkstar: 14 April 201100:00 - Darkstar: >>System session timeout.00:01 - Potato Jackson: heh00:01 - Darkstar: As it exactly hit midnight00:02 - Darkstar: I think when I go to sleep Im going to have to put >> ## SYSTEM MAINTENANCE ##00:02 - Darkstar: Since goblin clearly cant get this00:13 - Darkstar: I think somehow goblin's just given up00:14 - Darkstar: Ive been through two "system reboots" and he still cant get it :/00:14 - Potato Jackson: heh00:15 - Darkstar: nooooooooo00:15 - Darkstar: He just went offline.00:15 - Darkstar: Sadface.00:15 - Potato Jackson: reboot, ofc00:15 - Darkstar: But he aint the system D:00:15 - Darkstar: Ill do this if he gets back: PO TA T Otl;dr My friend is a retard. 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BouweV Posted April 13, 2011 Share Posted April 13, 2011 Only read the first quote,. but its quite amusing Quote Link to comment
Corby Posted April 14, 2011 Share Posted April 14, 2011 I declare this hour a success. Quote Link to comment
VMR Posted April 14, 2011 Share Posted April 14, 2011 Lol'd Quality trolls right there Quote Link to comment
CyriusG Posted April 14, 2011 Share Posted April 14, 2011 Quite amusing indeed. Quote Link to comment
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