You have too played video games when...

[Chikennugget1]

Hey, I just got this idea, in this topic you can tell us different "situations" that would happen IRL if you have played too much videogames.

Eg:

You have played too much Fallout when you're collecting bottle caps, thinking they can be used as money.

You have played too much Pokémon when you're trying to catch animals with pokéballs..

etc.

I start : You have played too much Splinter Cell when you try to see if you're completely hidden in the shadows.

If we run out of ideas maybe we can use movie references later.

Edited May 14, 2011 by Chikennugget1

[The Lazy Peon]

You know you have played too much Minecraft when you think everything is divided into cubes

[Silver Dot]

You've played to much Zombie Survival when you start having scary nightmares about HL2 zombies.

Happened to me once. The pressure of being chased, I just couldn't get it out of my mind.

[Griffon]

you know you have played to much call of duty when you play call of duty

[Tom Klijbroek]

One time I played so much Fallout 3 that when I got to a site I never were before irl I expected a sound and the message "You Have Now Discovered: Central Station" to pop up.

[Hundred2]

You played to much Gmod that your mind degenerated to the intelligence and language capabilities of a 12 year old.

[Raptor]

You played too much shooters if you freack out when someone drops a can...

because you think it's a grenade :I

Edited May 14, 2011 by Raptor

[Cookie]

You played to much Sims (lets say 2 and 3)

And now you think you can accually make it in life

[RobTheVuzzle]

you know you have played too much minecraft when you end up in hospital with a broke arm from punching trees

[TheGreenGrasshopper]

You know you've played too much css if you use a knife to run faster

[Cookie]

You've played waaayyy to much Operation Flashpoint

And now you join the US army and think you are the best of the whole army and think you own and pwn every noob.

[BlueYoshi97]

It's not because I play videogames too long (although I do), it's just that I take them too serious.

When I play Paper Mario again for example, my whole real life world changes into a Paper Mario world. On the Dutch Mr. Green forum, I ended all of my posts with '...', and never used a single smiley, for a couple of months, as I was idolizing a Paper Mario character who is the same.

In-game characters turn my friends. I know they aren't real, but they are just so much cooler than real life humans. So then I just act like they are real.

Oops, I almost forgot the useful part of the post:

I played too much Oblivion and started having the urge to steal tiny things.

I played too much TF2 and almost fell down the stairs, as I thought I had a Double Jump, like Scout.

Edited May 14, 2011 by BlueYoshi97

[Messy]

You have played too much Infected Wars when you go to a shop and ask for a scout suit

[The Lazy Peon]

You have played too much World of Warcraft. Seriously, stop it.

[Caper234]

You played to much Prototype, When you think every whiteboy with a hoody is Alex Mercer..

[Cookie]

You played too much Grand Theft Auto and think you can survive a 200foot drop.

[BlueYoshi97]

You have played too much The Legend Of Zelda: Majora's Mask when...

...you think the moon is evil and will crush on Earth in less than 3 days.

[Navo]

How is this thread entertaining in any way.

[Cookie]

You've played a lot of Half Life and now you cannot wait untill some epic zombie alien outbreak and start to kill them with your crowbar since it's fuckin' awesome to do and you can't care less about other who will die due this event.

How is this thread entertaining in any way.

Because it lets out all the ideas that games give to you so by judging how many titles and how often are spoken of you can tell how awesome that game is.

Edited May 14, 2011 by Cookie

[BlueYoshi97]

You know you have played too much Super Mario 64 when...

...it's 14th of May, 2011, and on that day you hook up your Nintendo 64 to your TV again, and start a new game of Super Mario 64, and even though you already played through it like 4000 times, you STILL read every sign, STILL talk to every Toad, and STILL get amazed by the game with the most fantastic 3D worlds EVER.

I must say I feel soooooooooo bad for people who didn't get to play Super Mario 64. Oh well, you still have Super Mario Galaxy, but you gotta start playing that right now then, or it might be too late!

[Chikennugget1]

You've played too much Halo when you're about to hit a 6 year old kid with his big schoolbag, thinking that was a grunt

[Dr. Pannenkoek]

You know you've played too much Oblivion when you talk to a shopkeeper and you wonder "Is it possible to lower the barter meter for a lower buy price, and raise the sell sale?"

Edited May 14, 2011 by Dr. Pannenkoek

[The Lazy Peon]

You know you've played too much Crysis when life starts to look out-dated.

[BlueYoshi97]

You know you play too much Mario 64 when you refer to your vacation photos as "screenshots".

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[Pufulet]

You know you play too much Minecraft when you punch trees outside your house.