BlueYoshi97 Posted February 19, 2012 Share Posted February 19, 2012 I wanted to find out if the Moon shines in the Left4Green server in Minecrap, but Minecrap doesn't work for me.I can't join the server cuz:I already:-Tried all the Javas in the world, including 64-bits and 32-bits.-Syncing my time clock with the internet (no not my own idea, but this is what the official site tells me to do)-Deleting Minecraft / Java from my pc a couple of 9089308943890489304 times.-Doing a barrel roll (not gonna try again)-The "Angry" approach (WORK GOD DAMN IT)-The "Happy" approach (I love you Minecraft, with your beautiful graphics and magnificent societies)-The "Desperate" approach (PLEASEEEEEEEEEE I'LL DO ANYTHING JUST WORK PLEASEEEEEEEEE)Please help! I want to proof towards myself how crappy this game is! I mean fun! I mean whatever! Quote Link to comment
Luke Nukem Posted February 19, 2012 Share Posted February 19, 2012 Is your Minecraft legit? Quote Link to comment
BlueYoshi97 Posted February 19, 2012 Author Share Posted February 19, 2012 Is your Minecraft legit?Yes, I'm an angel over here. Quote Link to comment
Dr.Minky Posted February 19, 2012 Share Posted February 19, 2012 (edited) Before signing in click options > force update. See if that worksBut it looks like a Java issue. Google is your friend Edited February 19, 2012 by Dr.Minky Quote Link to comment
BlueYoshi97 Posted February 19, 2012 Author Share Posted February 19, 2012 Before signing in click options > force updateSee if that works, but it looks like a Java issue. Google is your friend I tried that but updating Minecraft makes it crash. It's just stops at 2% somewhere.Google and I are still friends, but Google showed me all the knowledge, to a limit. This bug is nasty and Google isn't able to solve it. Quote Link to comment
Tom Klijbroek Posted February 19, 2012 Share Posted February 19, 2012 It has to be solved somehow. I can't stand the thought of Minecraft without Yoshi, or Yoshi without Minecraft any longer. Quote Link to comment
BlueYoshi97 Posted February 19, 2012 Author Share Posted February 19, 2012 No matter how dark and unclear the road is, there has to be an end!My hopes and dreams will light up and then there's also a clown and acrobat guiding me mentally. Quote Link to comment
awesomeo_5000 Posted February 19, 2012 Share Posted February 19, 2012 When you say you're deleting minecraft, are you deleting the system files in app data or just the client launcher?I was doing that for a while before I realised on mac. If you need to know how to get there then look for optifine instructions, it tells you where to go to find the minecraft folder. The error message to me suggests something wrong with your internet connection though? Perhaps you could try running minecraft on another computer just to rule out the connection. Sorry if this seems condescending, just trying to help out Quote Link to comment
Dr.Minky Posted February 19, 2012 Share Posted February 19, 2012 (edited) Type in the search thingy, %appdata%, open minecraft and delete your bin folder. That'll force an updateALSOBoth the server and the client should synchronise their system clocks with time.windows.com:Right click the time in the system tray. Click "Adjust Date/Time". Go to "Internet Time" tab, and apply common sense in order to acheive the above. Edited February 19, 2012 by Dr.Minky Quote Link to comment
Silver Dot Posted February 20, 2012 Share Posted February 20, 2012 i tried to play minecraft multiplayer since the betadidn't work because of that error or when i connected i got extreme, unreal lag Quote Link to comment
MiF Posted February 20, 2012 Share Posted February 20, 2012 Both the server and the client should synchronise their system clocks with time.windows.com:Right click the time in the system tray. Click "Adjust Date/Time". Go to "Internet Time" tab, and apply common sense in order to acheive the above.Yeap. As Minky said, do that. According to Java it should fix it Quote Link to comment
BlueYoshi97 Posted February 20, 2012 Author Share Posted February 20, 2012 Oh yes I have deleted everything Minecraft-related more than numerous times, tried the browser, tried updates, tried all Javas, tried the timeclocks, tried rebooting my pc, all loads of times.What else is there to try? Perhaps the Sun is right. The Sun is shining on me and told me "Minecraft is not your kind of game." Oh, the lovely Sun, she lights up the wisdom but I am still too dense to grab it!Then again, I think it's important to... sometimes obstinate. Since knowledge and conception are not equal, although neither is better or worse either. But how will I be sure? My theory is a conception itself! But I can of course collect all the wisdom from the sunbeams. Oh, but that wisdom from the sunbeams is only created in my mind by adding experience and conceptions.Oh, the wisdom grants much more clearance but the conceptions grant more options! Quote Link to comment
awesomeo_5000 Posted February 20, 2012 Share Posted February 20, 2012 Were you high whilst writing that? Quote Link to comment
BlueYoshi97 Posted February 20, 2012 Author Share Posted February 20, 2012 Were you high whilst writing that?Sedative intoxication creates time, manipulating what we all have, just showing us the wisdom to work with it. My path that connects the Moon, the Sun, the Earth and my mind could be close to the Lysergic one, but the Lysergic path only shows temporarily - not giving you the time to find your goal.Plants would ruin my ability to find my own path. Quote Link to comment
Dr.Minky Posted February 20, 2012 Share Posted February 20, 2012 Yoshi's been watching too much of TheMightyBooshhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGmPEVwqDVk Quote Link to comment
BlueYoshi97 Posted February 20, 2012 Author Share Posted February 20, 2012 How insulting. Giving the Moon a Human-face is a typical Human-act, with their pretencious pride and dignity. Portraying the Moon this bad however, adds ignorance to the list.TheMightyBoosh is very misleading. Rahter create your own reality. Quote Link to comment
Dr.Minky Posted February 20, 2012 Share Posted February 20, 2012 Everybody look at the moon, Everybody sees the moon, The moon is bright, he's milky white, everybody look at the moon, HUH! Quote Link to comment
Tom Klijbroek Posted February 20, 2012 Share Posted February 20, 2012 I don't like the way this thread is going, Yoshi's drifting off into acid wonderland and we're not getting closer to a solution. Quote Link to comment
Dr.Minky Posted February 20, 2012 Share Posted February 20, 2012 (edited) Temporary solution, use the browser version of the game instead of the client and see if that fixes it (it might not)Also temporarily turn off your fire wall to see if its thatOR it might be the server doing it, which means it'd be fine after a server reset Edited February 20, 2012 by Dr.Minky Quote Link to comment
Mathematic Posted February 20, 2012 Share Posted February 20, 2012 Can he play the single player? Quote Link to comment
BlueYoshi97 Posted February 20, 2012 Author Share Posted February 20, 2012 Temporary solution, use the browser version of the game instead of the client and see if that fixes it (it might not)Also temporarily turn off your fire wall to see if its thatOR it might be the server doing it, which means it'd be fine after a server resetBrowser-version shows the same problem,Turning off firewall doesn't work,Clavus, I love you! Also, wanna reset the server for me?Can he play the single player?Yes he can. Quote Link to comment
Dr.Minky Posted February 20, 2012 Share Posted February 20, 2012 Oh, and I made you this Quote Link to comment
BlueYoshi97 Posted February 20, 2012 Author Share Posted February 20, 2012 Oh, and I made you this Lovely skin, thank thee! Quote Link to comment
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