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  1. Someone was playing Barbie 3 collector edition when suddenly something knocked on the balls of Roborobb which he enjoyed.His huge and pristine willy connected to his computer. He found pornographies even though he broke his legs last time he repaired his balls. He turned off his very small computer and went to the sex shop where Sneed was with his mother buying mans stuff. After seeing Sneed he ran away looking at headcrab which was on themassive red bus. Then Pufulet took out his gun called the Jiggalo3000 and shot headcrab right in the balls. But then he died very fast because of poison in headcrabs. He changed in a barrel to avoid some big sharks without the c*ck. The barrel had a hand with a big stick with some dogsh*t, and it says "Do a BarrelRoll!" Then he takes dark1thoughts face and crafts a Ushanka shaped like penis that was soft because he didn't have time to brush his teeth. Suddenly, a giant Roborobb's sexy cake attacks Chikennugget from outer space and to survive, he had to consume over 9000 brown cookies that were made of nordic tears, brewed with uncle sam's ale imported directly from the netherlands. He then played WoW raging like a Covenant Grunt. But then he visited the local headcrab army lab and he found a magic crowbar forgery. He had to deliver a large oblong shaped penis to EmRA's secret underground chief named Petty who had 10+ FOOTMOBILES heading towards the Whiskey Hotel. Ramirez did good kills. After that he did good kills. Ramirez headed towards the lonely island with his banana which looked like a big apple in the ass from the behind of an elephant. But, there was an AntlionGuard blocking your cock. So he used the penetrator 5000 to DO A BARRELROLL! in under 3 tiny little pity seconds he got a massive erection with Obama & Osama under his leg. He squashed them between his thighs. At this very moment he took the keys for the batmobile and hid them because he died suddenly. 34398 hours later Xerxes invaded Sparta. Sparta was very cold during the war because there was a man with no pants blocking the sun. On next day a strange man called Bob began to walk his new dog in the morgue looking, for brain for zombie as he didnt have cock long enough. Once he found a strawberry dick on a rhino that was horny FOR MORE PANCAKES. He tried petting
  2. U scum? ILL BE ARRESTING UUU

  3. Someone was playing Barbie 3 collector edition when suddenly something knocked on the balls of Roborobb which he enjoyed.His huge and pristine willy connected to his computer. He found pornographies even though he broke his legs last time he repaired his balls. He turned off his very small computer and went to the sex shop where Sneed was with his mother buying mans stuff. After seeing Sneed he ran away looking at headcrab which was on themassive red bus. Then Pufulet took out his gun called the Jiggalo3000 and shot headcrab right in the balls. But then he died very fast because of poison in headcrabs. He changed in a barrel to avoid some big sharks without the c*ck. The barrel had a hand with a big stick with some dogsh*t, and it says "Do a BarrelRoll!" Then he takes dark1thoughts face and crafts a Ushanka shaped like penis that was soft because he didn't have time to brush his teeth. Suddenly, a giant Roborobb's sexy cake attacks Chikennugget from outer space and to survive, he had to consume over 9000 brown cookies that were made of nordic tears, brewed with uncle sam's ale imported directly from the netherlands. He then played WoW raging like a Covenant Grunt. But then he visited the local headcrab army lab and he found a magic crowbar forgery. He had to deliver a large oblong shaped penis to EmRA's secret underground chief named Petty who had 10+ FOOTMOBILES heading towards the Whiskey Hotel. Ramirez did good kills. After that he did good kills. Ramirez headed towards the lonely island with his banana which looked like a big apple in the ass from the behind of an elephant. But, there was an AntlionGuard blocking your cock. So he used the penetrator 5000 to DO A BARRELROLL! in under 3 tiny little pity seconds he got a massive erection with Obama & Osama under his leg. He squashed them between his thighs. At this very moment he took the keys for the batmobile and hid them because he died suddenly. 34398 hours later Xerxes invaded Sparta. Sparta was very cold during the war because there was a man with no pants blocking the sun. On next day a strange man called Bob began to walk his new dog in the morgue looking, for brain for zombie as he didnt have cock long enough. Once he found a strawberry dick on a rhino that was horny.
  4. Someone was playing Barbie 3 collector edition when suddenly something knocked on the balls of Roborobb which he enjoyed.His huge and pristine willy connected to his computer. He found pornographies even though he broke his legs last time he repaired his balls. He turned off his very small computer and went to the sex shop where Sneed was with his mother buying mans stuff. After seeing Sneed he ran away looking at headcrab which was on themassive red bus. Then Pufulet took out his gun called the Jiggalo3000 and shot headcrab right in the balls. But then he died very fast because of poison in headcrabs. He changed in a barrel to avoid some big sharks without the c*ck. The barrel had a hand with a big stick with some dogsh*t, and it says "Do a BarrelRoll!" Then he takes dark1thoughts face and crafts a Ushanka shaped like penis that was soft because he didn't have time to brush his teeth. Suddenly, a giant Roborobb's sexy cake attacks Chikennugget from outer space and to survive, he had to consume over 9000 brown cookies that were made of nordic tears, brewed with uncle sam's ale imported directly from the netherlands. He then played WoW raging like a Covenant Grunt. But then he visited the local headcrab army lab and he found a magic crowbar forgery. He had to deliver a large oblong shaped penis to EmRA's secret underground chief named Petty who had 10+ FOOTMOBILES heading towards the Whiskey Hotel. Ramirez did good kills. After that he did good kills. Ramirez headed towards the lonely island with his banana which looked like a big apple in the ass from the behind of an elephant. But, there was an AntlionGuard blocking your cock. So he used the penetrator 5000 to DO A BARRELROLL! in under 3 tiny little pity seconds he got a massive erection with Obama & Osama under his leg. He squashed them between his thighs. At this very moment he took the keys for the batmobile and hid them because he died suddenly. 34398 hours later Xerxes invaded Sparta. Sparta was very cold during the war because there was a man with no pants blocking the sun. On next day a strange man called Bob began to walk his new dog in the morgue looking, for brain for zombie as he didnt have cock long enough. Once he found
  5. Best: GMod, Guild Wars(all expansions), Fable(2), SC2 Worst: WoW, Prince of Persia(sands of time), Prototype (XBox 360)
  6. I like the multiplayer and the story is awesum. Name: Hedra Code: 663
  7. <3 MESSEH <3 NUTTY <3 HUNDY <3 Mr. DARKNESS <3 FROZEN SOIL <3 (OZZY) if he is still called liek that havnt seen him for ages <3 HEDRA (yes thats me, so at least SOME1 still loves me. now if you will exuse me, imma rage now........................................ jk) <3 everybody else wich I didnt mention here (plox dont feel offended kind person that normally does) <3 clavus (since he isnt just everybody)
  8. 9/10 Since this is a lullaby contest... (no serious 1/10 i really slept cause of it)
  9. /agree +1 vote from me (know that doesnt help but still...)
  10. 10/10 since I got no sound here. I like the lyrics
  11. Why am I not there hmmm???, O wait I only have been on IRC for 30 mins total.....
  12. today is the last day of a 4 week holliday in AMERICA ( LA, SF, LV, Bryce, Zion, Yosemite, Grand Canyon, and some other places)
  13. 5/10 i dont like that kind of music. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zszz5KsmSz8
  14. sounds funny 9/10 If you like Code Geass (anime)you know where this is from xD
  15. 7/10 its cool but not the kind of music i like
  16. I made messy hes signature want me to make you one? what do u want on it? specific pls A combine Soldier holding a Shotty, with a dead Zombine against the wall (maybe an explosion XD) With the text: Hedra, The massive shotgun. please
  17. FIRST POST!!!1!!11!

  18. It be Hedra and, indeed something with a soldier with a shotty, explosion on the background Just the everyday massive destruction you encounter by fighting zombies
  19. Tip: I'm Hedra, New nickname xD
  20. Hey, Some1 made this total awesome signature for messy, and i wondered, Could someone make an awesome one for me too, one that says (for example) Hedra, The massive Shotgun.
  21. Do i really have to rate that ^^ 3/10 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hDqYVpZCG5w
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