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derp 6/10 some ILL BEATS and PHAT TUNES

edit: long LONG LOOOONG awaited update (fcking finally) you decide to attempt to punch a hole through the wall this looks so horrible You thought it would be a pretty goddamn cool thing to do, but there is apparently an ENTRANCE in the SECOND ROOM, which might be more handy if used, to avoid SPLINTERS to the fullest.

this shit is getting awkward also learn to edit post, and post in the right goddamn section

I believe that aliens would be the first to contact us, in case that would ever happen. They would first just dump a bunch of useless junk around, like a roadside picnic, which is up to us humans to examine and analyse, just to see if there actually is intelligent life here we would eventually figure out how to contact back, and then they would deem us to be intelligent then they'd probably plunder for resources

it's not GMod, it's ZPS

it was pretty good, 6/10 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDg1kODbNvc big ass balcony boogie

the keyboard is probably just as old as it

my "rig" a few weeks ago my rig right now only difference are my SW33T NEW SPEAKERS, and a bit more clean

10/10 because nostalgia I only saw the movie though this shits more real than kraft mayo

nice edit, yo seriously, not everyone down there have access to weapons, just the batshit "AAH MOTHERLAND" fuckers

well uh, religion is rather important prime example is the batshit crazy countries having bullshit all over them everyday. people there have something they can lean against, example is christianity if they didn't have the beleif that there is a greater good, then they'd probably go mass suicide thanks to all the crap going on

I am not pussying it, just being lazy/busy I promise, update by weekend edit: goddamnit

well I don't know Yoshi I'd say you'd get help from a therapist, and try to pump your self esteem a bit more

CRAZY ASS .gif UPDATE You take "OPEN" as WHACK THE EVERLIVING SHIT OUTTA THAT SQUARE MOFO open. You literally use the crowbar as some sort of BENT SPOON HANDLE WITHOUT FLAT CONCAVE SURFACE to ingest the KELLOGS™ CORN FLAKES. As Tim ingested the CONTENTS of the BOX of KELLOGS™ CORN FLAKES, his STRENGHT increased with 2, giving Tim capabilities of ROUGHER WORK.

You check the BOX. You find a CROWBAR beneath the box, which you eagerly picks up. (I bet you are tired of seeing this bent fucker everywhere)

You head back to Room 1, to investigate the window, which wasn't VISIBLE earlier, due to you not looking in that DIRECTION. You INVESTIGATE the WINDOW. Hm. Looks like some NUMBER-BASED INFORMATION. In what kind of ORDER it's supposed to be read in, remains a mystery.

You attempt to open the BOX of KELLOGS™ CORN FLAKES, but it looks like the opening has been SEALED with STICKY TAPE. Your attempt to open the BOX of KELLOGS™ CORN FLAKES failed! "DANG" Instead, you put the KELLOGS™ CORN FLAKES in your inventory. Cause you're feelin' for breakfast. You now have 4 BLOCKS OF STORAGE in your backpack left!

You PEER into the dark room. You decide that you will try to locate a LIGHT SWITCH... ... although your MIND has played tricks on you, and you are too afraid to enter. You AGITATEDLY attempt to find a switch to distribute light into this SOMBER room. And... ... success!

okay, if it's all true, you might have OCD (Obsessive Compulsive Disorder) and some kind of anxiety. do you have any kind of social fear?

You decide to PEEK through the PEEKING HOLE. Could it be... It's your childhood TOOTHBRUSH! Oh the joys and wonders of destroying GERMS and various sorts of GRAVEL with it, of which you ingested as a child. This HEIRLOOM has been passed down from your father, and it still have the odour of his mouth included with it.

You pull the delirious lever, to reveal it's craving secrets. And... wow. That's pathetic. A path has opened up, and it seems it's just as poorly illuminated as the current room. You need some kind of SOURCE OF LIGHT to proceed into the next area.

The raw thought of even licking that oozing gunk gives a chill down your spine. You'll leave the gunk alone for now. Unless you get some sort of CLOTHES-PINS. After all, the GUNK looks rather tasty. From a DISTANCE.