bastardman

Okay! This thread is going to be about an interactive story, called ROOMGUY I: CALL OF THE CRAPARTMENT. I will draw a picture, and then you, the reader, will be able to post what you think the protagonist in the drawing shall do, to continue his quest. I'll pick whatever reply which fits, and then draw it. So everything starts here, in this room: Your name is TIM LOCHWOOD. You find yourself stuck in this poorly illuminated room, giving you mild claustrophobic thoughts. You are wielding a BACKPACK, which can contain various ITEMS, depending on size and probability of being PICKABLE. The room doesn't contain many things to interact with, but you spot a PEEKING HOLE, and some kind of BLACK GUNK, which seems to be leaking from the floor above your location. There is also a HATCH, and a WELL-ESTABLISHED LEVER. What is your next move?

The closest thing of me seeing things, was when I was like, 50% IRL, and 50% dreaming, when I saw this ghost thing hovering above my bed, and it scared me shitless. It never ocurred again, but it was freaky as fuck also, I've heard that paranoia can be caused by intense anxiety. Maybe you are worrying too much, like, worrying about loosing something. shit like that can lead to panic attacks, and depression, and I guess that's what happened in your case do you usually feel the urge to do things obsessively? like, constantly check if the door is closed and similar things

that revolver is WICKED WICKED SWEET

Happy birthday!

okay, I was first the Liar, now I am both the bosses pet and a playgir- I meant boy edit: wait I am so confused

that's some amazing strategy you thought up right there

oh haha wow 0/10 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W99aBRrK1Js

4/10 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3C_3FC9AJTI I usually don't listen to this kind of stuff but this is pretty cool

Make radar transparent, profit!

Nobana, weren't you the one who usually went "AAH MOTHERLAND" if someone mocked Finland?

also

I believe it's 15 once you set yourself as a director

where is the Facepunch "what the christ" icon when you need it the most

if your friend played all the way to lvl 80, and then complains about it being dull, I'd believe your friend is pretty stupid (no offence)

6/10, reminds me of Architecture in Helsinki

too obvious troll is TOO obvious

I doubt we need any cartograph'd picture of the current world, if we are going to completely restart everything on a new map. But yeah, it's easier to navigate around the world if there's a proper map, and/or compass (which I doubt Notch will add, but it would be a great addition)

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man, that song could've been great, if they just skipped the shitey vocals, and added moar synth tunes 4/10 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wzUFVmwPU6o

all I got, is Guild Wars: Factions Collectors Edition no fancy figurines though

wait what edit: fun .jpeg compression

gentlemen, BEHOLD CACTUSES

steel swords man steel swords. and a bit of balls too