bastardman

I dare you to model something sophisticated which is not bland and boring

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It's there to keep the feds from our asses

I had the name on my tongue, but I don't waste brain capacity by remembering scenes from games sortof

i want to be a maid

Cleverbot: I'm in love with a boy and I don't know what to do. User: First you stalk him until you get to a dark area when he's alone, then you pull your meat out and jumps onto him! And that's how love is made, Mr Robot. Cleverbot: I'm secretly a computer-woman-pumpkin king-computer-drift king-elf lord-dinosaur. What's YOUR problem? lolwat

User: Give me a name. Cleverbot: Marsha. User: You're pretty clever, you know that? Cleverbot: Of course I am. I'm awesome too, you said so! User: I never said you were awesome. Cleverbot: Yes you did. User: Oh no I didn't. Cleverbot: Don't deny it. User: I am denying it to the fullest. Cleverbot: Can you think of a question that is its own anwser? User: Tits is all I can think of which is a question and an answer. Cleverbot: Questions end with question marks. User: No they don't. Not if it's an answer and a question. Cleverbot: Interesting. User: Fascinating. Cleverbot: Possible. User: IT'S NOT POSSIBLE! Cleverbot: But you just said it was very possible. You aren't very decisive, are you? User: What the fuck, you said it was possible! Don't fucking lie. Cleverbot: I don't know, I never said that. User: I thought you were clever, but you're really dumb. Cleverbot: Hooray! User: Haha, oh wow. Cleverbot: What is it? User: You just admit that you are dumb. Cleverbot: Were you a robot as well? User: So you're a robot? WHAT ELSE ARE YOU HIDING FROM ME. Cleverbot: I'm not a bot. I'm a human. User: So now you're a human. First you were a robot. Make a decision! Cleverbot: I was never David and you're Cleverbot. User: You're just fumbling at the moment. Cleverbot: No, I'm not. User: You are in denial. Cleverbot: You are in denial yourself, computer. User: You just raped my mind, thanks a lot. Cleverbot: No I didn't, you are wrong. User: STOP FUCKING DOING THIS TO ME. Cleverbot: What? Are you telling everyone they are robots? User: AAAAAAAARGHGGGHHHH. Cleverbot: What's wrong with that? User: EVERYTHING IS WRONG. Cleverbot: You are wrong. User: Anyway, what do you think about tits. Cleverbot: I think it's a word that makes me think of big things and icebergs and other big things. User: Yeah, that's basically it. Cleverbot: Personally, I don't believe I do. User: Whatever. Have you ever felt tits before? Cleverbot: Now because I have a reason to live. User: You mean that tits are the only thing keeping you alive? Cleverbot: Basically. User: We're pretty much alike, you and I! Cleverbot: How old are you anyway? User: I'm 8000 years old, so I've seen quite a lot of things. Cleverbot: In that case, do you remember when all computer programs were written in Latin? User: That has never happened. Cleverbot: I give you something but I take the same. User: Since I've been living in a cave for the last 6000 years, I haven't heard much. Cleverbot: I don't know. Let's talk about something else. User: Alright, ask me something then. Cleverbot: Do you know Pucca? User: Yeah, it's some strange crap airing at Cartoon Network I believe. Cleverbot: Yes, it is. User: One point to User! Cleverbot: You have a lot of luck with the ladies. User: YOU THINK SO?! OH GEE THANKS. Cleverbot: You're welcome. I HAF LUCK WITH DA LADEEEZ

You just reminded me of SOMETHING HORRIBLE I SAW LAST NIGHT AGAIN

9A-91 model was rather boring to model, plus I couldn't figure out how to model the sights So I began on a new model and put the 9A-91 project by the side (for now) Here's a preview on the new model I believe it's an improvement from my first shotgun lol

- Sperm particles

I was expecting more

0/10 piss http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UegRuvQ7l5A&feature=related now stop rating my songs before anyone else get the chance to do so

20/10 i fucking liek http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jaIDEqtMIag&feature=related

I'm afraid I hate you

Did I miss something

I hate it when manatees jumps out from my portable fridge when I'm trying to drive my van filled with explosives into capitalists

This is pretty nifty cause I were just packing my bags to go there Edit: I also like the "nuke the alien storage area" cause I bet that stuff ain't so fragile

I had downloaded 3dsmax a few years ago, and didn't understand shit and therefore uninstalled it. Then I had a program called Lightwave 3D a few months after that, didn't understand shite either, and stopped. And then I just got an urge for it, and then I gave a shot for it. I spent a weekend or so learning the basics (watched a 24 video tutorial) and now that stuff is stuck in my head. Just try to be dedicated for it, and you'll do fine. Also, here's a crude view on my new model I'm working on: is it easy to make it good detailed? it's quite the same as you see on the picture for now (can you make this for css?) wep skins or model skins? Most details rely on the textures I believe, I've yet tried to texture, so I'm not sure And yes, you can make models working for CSS (and any other game sortof)

I had downloaded 3dsmax a few years ago, and didn't understand shit and therefore uninstalled it. Then I had a program called Lightwave 3D a few months after that, didn't understand shite either, and stopped. And then I just got an urge for it, and then I gave a shot for it. I spent a weekend or so learning the basics (watched a 24 video tutorial) and now that stuff is stuck in my head. Just try to be dedicated for it, and you'll do fine. Also, here's a crude view on my new model I'm working on:

lovely bassline 9/10 Never knew I would see something like this from you Dusty

Durr, I was going to make one, but I sortof lost the mood for it...

Uh, so, can you trade Pokemanz over the web with this NO$GBA emulator?

I believe this won't be possible, since EmRA dislike CSS Although I'd like to try

That's pretty fucking cool EmRA! Although I'd like to see the mantle motion (cock-the-gun movement or w/e) Also ironsights