Mr. Darkness

My story. I've come to Mr. Green to play. I was Alone. After that there have come 5 noobs and I decided to become a zombie. I killed three of them very easy. I used prop kills for that. 1 of them told that i use hax and other told that i cheat. On next round the thing has repeated and they told that im a noob really hard. Then when i was a zombie they 1 of them pressed y, not u for team speak. And invited other humans to kill me all the time. They said ok. And i was hiding. Suddenly i jumped on one of them and killed him by wheel. He becomed angry. He as zombie was just following me and hitting me. He thought that he was plying L4D maybe and thought that was given me damage (i lold that time that accidently pressed "." (explode) he told that im noob and others told the same. I got angry and hit that guy. So he maybe cried and left the game. I killed the others and win. On the next round i decided to be a zombie again and the noobisto comed. I have hurt him and he left the game with 10 hp and comed back with 190 hp. He said: "wtf im a zombie?". I lold. He left the game agan and comed back as zombie. I redeemed with shotgun and they just thought that im a fuckin russian hax0r and left the game.

Cool story. Eliminator13 LOLD! N00BLINATOR13

I remember when in 1 morning i was alone and the there have come 5 noobs. I had a really fun time, when i got 300 gc with em

Every week

What will happen in 2010? maybe April will change temperature from -5 to +40

We have NOW pretty low 5 Degrees Moscow 5 degrees in may. Normally? Imagine if 2 days later the planet will be under the ocean.

I see... I SEE... I SEE A HOTDOG WITH TOMATOES!!!

Lold Yesterday in russia the temperature was 20 or higher grades. Now we have 8 grades. Its getting lower -1 per hour. FTW??? Global warming???? What about you? share with your climate

America thinks they are the most cool. THEY SUX!

lol DM

is it still working like this?

lol DM?

with me the same Damien. Maybe others have the same?

well i dont have a lag 4 seconds. i just told its some kinda that. but it least enough to kill me

I would like a gun that would shoot fired babies or gmans, and they would eat zombies. And there would be the ammo of those gmans or babies. 1 gman/baby bite takes 2 hp. It will be some kinda those things from half-life 1 (that u trow and they eat the enemy, and can eat you). The model by which you will shoot gmans or babies will be AWP. (get it? )

i have it on 0

I have (had maybe, i changed my rate aswell) the same problems. My arms are really short. I wonder where did Evolve get so long arms He could hit me from a pretty long distance i used usp, its not heavy at all did u try to hang a knife or a pistol? cos that will be easier, but lag will be still Lol, u would see this... I jumped from the window, ran... ran... suddenly, i appeared in the room i was before, then i crashed in it. And it said: #worldspawn *kill* Mr. Darkness. FTW?

and its cl_lagcomp_errorcheck i have lagcompensation 1

I have rate 20000

lol thanks

I had no idea about those rates...

I cant play calm when some other players get new weapons and i lag, so other zombies kill me. This lag wastes max 4 secs. What shall i do?