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Change resolution so that the last number equals 16 instead of 32. This gives the most performance boost. Like 800x600x16. NOT 800x600x32.

64 ->32 = No battlefield For god sake, the game is called BATTLEFIELD, you can have a a battlefield with just 32 people I just reïnstalled BF2 original, im totally addicted again

I like swearing

We are all a part of one thing.

I laughed the whole fucking time, tomorrow my tummy hurts

Hilarious

U used my lines?

Yes, that's the way I do it to. But i suggest if you make loops or steep climbs, you make the object number something between 30 and 40. Then you get a smooth ride, otherwise u will bounce and sparks will fly all over the shizzl dizzle because of the gaps between the objects. Nice tutorial anyways, I hope Yoshi can finally make a map with this

A12 enforcer sentry gun Zomie/infected vs Alien

You busted yourself by saying that xbox is crap and goed to hell often indirectly So, you mean PS3.

Goku ofc. He has a powerlevel that's over 9000, while superman can barely blow up a planet. Playstation VS Xbox360

Roof. The roof is already above the floor, so when they fall the roof wil be on the floor, which equals win. Angry lady with a milkshake vs a bad date

We are now learning on the internets how people think about it. We are getting wiser and wiser guys.

The internets makes you more wise, yes, but does it make you more intelligent? I don't think so. You ask if it makes you an idiot, I think yes. You can be very wise (knowing much) but still be a dumbass. Since the internet doesn't change your IQ or whatever. Look at how many people act like they are king, like those people Yoshi is talking about. They act like idiots, so... yes. But then again, give me the definition of any kind of behaviour, there is none. ''Don't be an idiot! What do you think is an idiot? ''

Tried it, had no effect. The servers aren't empty... I don't know if i'm the only one having problems.

Other servers are working fine, and as I said, earlier today everything worked, and now this . Im going to try that chickenmeal.

Hello. I WANNA PLAY L4D2 BUT IT MAKES ME MAD. I always play on zombiegrill servers, they have expert 16 slots. But suddenly I can't join anymore. It says ''your profile is not authenticated by server!'' after it's done loading. It was fine earlier today, so what the fuck?!. Icanhassomehelppl0x?

Nice

Fantomicanyoshi.

Because he has a ''I like to tell people I cum'' fetish. Today I ran out of gass. Fortunatly my destination was the gass station, so it was just a 15 minute walk. But again, MY HANDS AND FEET ARE F*CKING FROZEN

Move to The Netherlands, we don't have that problem here

I had that a couple of times, it's either because you slept in a wrong position or your neck was really cold during the night. It's most likely a muscle that's stiff. I had it when I woke up, couldn't turn my head for a week and had to go to the doctor every day to get it massaged. In other words, you're going to be just fine Well, that could fit my story about spending 5 hours in the cold shaking my buthole off. I'm still going to visit a dokter though. Like, what if it's my central nerve system, and I get paralized.

Some neck problems just stroke me omg. Im going to call dokter tomorrow. When I look down and turn it's like lightning strikes mt neck, really hurts.

Well... A friend of my was going to buy a moped (vespa ciao) so i decided to go with him. Big mistake @__@. As the Dutch people here know, it's rather cold outside. When we got there, ge gave the money, and we took the bike, but the throttle didn't work. The cable snapped. This wasn't a problem, could be fixed. After that repair it wouldn't go forwards. To be short: We spend 5 hours in the cold, watching the owner trying to fix it. He didn't succeed so now we need to go back tomorrow. I CAN't FEEL MY F*KING HANDS AND FEET

Something bad happend there?