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QTesla

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  1. Thank's But I think I'll stick with Qtesla.
  2. I still don't think the VIP seats really fit :/
  3. Someone was playing Barbie 3 collector edition when suddenly something knocked on the balls of Roborobb which he enjoyed.His huge and pristine willy connected to his computer. He found pornographies even though he broke his legs last time he repaired his balls. He turned off his very small computer and went to the sex shop where Sneed was with his mother buying mans stuff. After seeing Sneed he ran away looking at headcrab which was on themassive red bus. Then Pufulet took out his gun called the Jiggalo3000 and shot headcrab right in the balls. but then he died very fast because of poison in headcrabs. he changed in a barrel to avoid some big sharks without the c*ck. The barrel had a hand with a big stick with some dogsh*t, and it says "Do a BarrelRoll!" Then he takes dark1thoughts face and crafts a Ushanka shaped like penis that was soft because he didn't have time to brush his teeth.
  4. Someone was playing Barbie 3 collector edition when suddenly something knocked on the balls of Roborobb which he enjoyed.His huge and pristine willy connected to his computer. He found pornographies even though he broke his legs last time he repaired his balls. He turned off his very small computer and went to the sex shop where Sneed was with his mother buying mans stuff. After seeing Sneed he ran away looking at headcrab which was on the red bus. Then Pufulet took out his gun called the Jiggalo3000 and shot headcrab right in the balls. but then he died very
  5. Someone was playing Barbie 3 collector edition when suddenly something knocked on the balls of Roborobb which he enjoyed.His huge and pristine willy connected to his computer. He found pornographies even though he broke his legs last time he repaired his balls. He turned off his very small computer and went to the sex shop where Sneed was with his mother buying mans stuff. After seeing Sneed he ran away looking at headcrab which was on the red bus. Then Pufulet took out his gun called the Jiggalo3000 and shot headcrab right in the
  6. Someone was playing Barbie 3 collector edition when suddenly something knocked on the balls of Roborobb which he enjoyed.His huge and pristine willy connected to his computer. He found pornographies even though he broke his legs last time he repaired his balls. He turned off his very small
  7. Someone was playing Barbie 3 collector edition when suddenly something knocked on the balls of Roborobb which he enjoyed.His huge and pristine willy connected to his computer. He found pornographies even though he broke his legs last time he fapped in his
  8. Someone was playing Barbie 3 collector edition when suddenly something knocked on the balls of Roborobb which he enjoyed.His huge and pristine willy connected to his computer. He found pornographies even though he broke his legs
  9. When the IRC work i log the chat 24/7 xD (If i stop talking to you, I probably saw you farming ) ...Eh?
  10. They both spam. Isn't there chat logs you could screenshot?
  11. He at least less annoying then Rui_troia!
  12. I liked that kitty cat
  13. Then stop posting? There, there. I still love you.
  14. So far... Zombie ideas: Zombine actually drops (physics-based) grenade (visible). Maybe with a cool tracer, that you can custom choose which colour. Nightvision Dark Nemesis (GC upgrade): As a wraith while getting a score of 1 you can teleport to the nearby human to wipe him out Headtroopers (GC upgrade): as a zombie, while getting a score of 7 you can call out headcrab bots that will fall from sky (yes only on open areas), on most populated area Lethal gas (Poison zombie ability): Creates an average cloud of green gas that decreases vision sight for humans (It wont damage humans, sort of a smoke grenade) Allow poison zombies to throw headcrabs (like props) with only difference that flying headcrab wont inflict as much damage as flying prop, it will only bite a human (Teamwork+easy way to take out humans) Octomatus (supportive) HP: 100 Description: Skinny guy with tentacles on his back. In his direct environment (4 meters), he can heal 3 infected to full health (6 health per second). When he's healed enough zombies, he can power-up one infected to increase his attack by 35%, and his health by to 400, for 15 seconds. He cannot heal anyone else other then this zombie. Pros: Can heal other infected "Ubercharge" Cons: Can attack, but only 5 damage per hit. Tentacles suck onto zombie, and have a delay of letting go, so they can be shot to inflict damage on the zombie itself. Low health; has to be protected from other zombies Zombivort. Zombie Healer class. VERY low hp 10-50(?) Primary attack is the lighting beam thing it does but being so weak, rendering it practically useless 10 damage a second but can not move whilst attacking. It can heal other zombies, but not itself or other Zombivorts (To ensure that it's not over powered) and heals at a nice rate of say, 5-10 per second? (Not much, but it's an ok amount). Moves very fast to make up for it's low hp and crap attack. Boomer HP: 100 A zombie such as a boomer to temporarily disable a player. ( or just slightly blind their vision while it still does some damage ) Upon killing it, it explodes dealing 20 damage to nearby humans Pros: Can temporarily blind enemies with its attack explode damage Cons: slow weak Humans : Heavy-alitrelly (commandos ability): Allows commandos to run faster with heavy weapons, like saw, or auto-shotty Coldblooded (GC upgrade): Zombies cannot see your health ball HP assist (ability for medics): for high-lvled medics only, you can place HP charger to the wall (like a turret) that will regen up health automatically, however destroyable by zombz (Note: placeable only once per map) Ammo pack (equipment for support): just to recieve some bullets from your best friend-supporter *CHARGE* (ability for berserkers) (similar to Demomans) Rage-o-meter after killing 10 zombies with melee, while you have less than 50 HP (cause of HP upgrades) you can activate RAGE mode so you will get invulerable to any dmg for 7 secs. Single beretta upgrade, while getting one beretta you can make out 2 berettas by reaching score of 5. Marksman ability for support (sniper-mode only) each time you hit a zombie (without missing) you will get increased dmg for the next bullet that hits that zombo, up to 2x damage (all bonuses will gone if you missed even once) Aura Resistance dmg (support ability): Allows supports and close-by m8s to get less dmg from zombos Stasis aura (support ability): Allows to slow down all enemys in radius 2nd slot for primary weapons for commandos (useful when youre out of ammo, especially if you got auto-shotty) Respawning props (supports are getting useless if you need to destroy a prop) Motion radar (engineers abilty) gains all engineers (or chance to spawn with it) a useful radar that can detect incoming hordes that are close-by (except wraiths), can be upgraded by lvling up to see location of props too. Fixing HP, Increased Clip Size, Aura Damage perks (its not a compliant, its a request) Tranq-pistol for medics: spawns as an equipment, allows you to slower down you opponent, so your mates can deal with zombies easily (especially fasties) Mighty ear valves (GC upgrade): you display wont be shaking while howler attacks you Custom skins for each lvl High lvled commandos could ge a chance to spawn with clarion (instead of galil) Anti-air (GC upgrade): 2x damage infliction for all fasties while in air Zombine grenades... when killing a zombine you can grab (deactivate) his grenade and throw back. If not possilbe then just kick a grenade while crossing it.
  15. tl;dr on this Zombie vort thing Like a normal tf2 medic hp: 50 Damage:10 2 second timer before it attacks (mouse 1 ) mouse 2 = heal ?
  16. A zombie healing class... Thought of this all on my own Something that's got around 100hp. quite fast, does no damage but can heal 5hp per second. EDIT: please dont hurt me for this deluvas
  17. 30 damage attack but cannot move once you have pressed mouse1 ( until you have stopped shooting beams of win )
  18. Boomer HP: 100 A zombie such as a boomer to temporarily disable a player. ( or just slightly blind their vision while it still does some damage ) Upon killing it, it explodes dealing 20 damage to nearby humans Pros: Can temporarily blind enemies with its attack explode damage Cons: slow weak
  19. I've been medic once or twice, And all I do is heal other people. But, obviously, We need to heal our selves too, so when we have 70 hp and you have 60, we might use it because without us, you will never get healed...because we would be healing our selves... Screw it, I hate medics.
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