Tom Klijbroek

I still think Schalke's going to win at Old Trafford and will go on to win the cup with the big ears. Raúl!

Meh 5/10 It sounds generic. I've heard the same instrumentals and the same voice and the same boring lyrics a thousand times before. It's time to rock and roll with Roy Orbison.

There are no conflicts between me and Yoshi. One love brother.

Meh I don't like celebrating some person's death. It seems barbaric.

This thread is getting emotional. Anyone in need of a tissue?

By doing that your classmates will bully you even more, dufus.

What do you think?

You're such a sentimental old fart. I guess I'm too young to be nostalgic about anything.

You mean the Battle of Nuremberg? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Nuremberg Nah it wasnt like that. Messi saved the day.

Anyone watching Real - Barça? What a match, lol. With every foul there's 20 players standing around the ref and even the stand-in goalkeeper got a red card.

My female idol is Dolly Parton. I'm sort of addicted to her soprano voice, I like the bluegrass-trilogy she did in particular. I can't spend a day without listening to The Grass Is Blue, Little Sparrow and Halos & Horns. Her interviews are always really funny because of her cute sense of humor and she always keeps a positive view on life. And she's smart too. When Elvis Presley's manager asked her if Elvis could cover the then unknown song I Will Always Love You, which he would make into a hit, she refused because he wanted 50% royalties. Years later Whitney Houston covered the song and it became a huge hit, raising millions for Dolly. And I have to see her theme park Dollywood sometime, it's like my Mecca.

It's probably going to be one long streak of victories till we meet Spain or Germany in the Euro 2012 final and then it's all over again.

Wow. I only hope you're not as injury prone as the real Robben.

I should have named it the soccer, football, american football, swamp football and hockey thread.

Yea but football's more like:

Yeah I know.. Messi is small too. We had one player who could actually play soccer pretty well, but he was a muslim and new to the club. For some reason he always showered with his underwear still on. So one time his pants got pulled down in the dressing room.. and he quit the team. Our best player, gone.

Hi there my dear friends from Left 4 Green! Maybe it's a nice idea to talk about soccer for a bit. What's your favourite club? Or player that you like? Did or do you still play soccer? I used to play soccer for my local team, but they always put me in the worst team because of my small height. Our players were either fat, small, handicapped, retarded or a combination of that. 'Fat Gerard' never took a shower after a match so his smell made the trip home after losing 0-11 even worse. 'Fat Arjan' never showed up on training but they put him in the starting line-up because of his huge size. I always got into fights with teamplayer 'Linke Teun' and sometimes we got sent of both by the ref during a match because of the namecalling. At one time I got injured doing a crazy dance in the dressing room and it got infected and my toenail had to be removed. I had to recover for a few months but never made my comeback on the pitch. Sometimes I see one of the players at my hometown and they ask me when I will return to the team but I won't but maybe I should. Now that I look back on those times they seem like a lot of fun and Linke Teun went to juvenile hall anyway.

Cool. The Sims soundtrack! Used to play that game a lot. I think the music's by Jerry Martin who also composed the Sim City soundtracks. 9/10!

I don't really like rock music. 4/10

Yoshi wouldn't know sarcasm if it hit him in the face with a crowbar.

Whoops I see this is just for GTA screenshots. Yoshi do you remember this moment? That was intense. Im sorry for the bad res, we're poor people here.

Hanging out with Blue Yoshi in Second Life

Sounds like it's time to get a job . Hear, hear!

Tik Tak must be the weirdest thing ever. You're looking at a toddler eating an egg for 2 minutes. I like Pippi. She's like the female version of Peter Pan. Never growing up, always in conflict with adults and really adventurous.

Yeah I know, that's why I don't like Lord of the Rings. There's no black person in whole Middle-earth. But back then, there weren't any places where blanco's and niggers lived together, until the black people were being used as slaved by the white-asses. Right? I hope I didn't accidentally step on your African soul, brother.