Tom Klijbroek

That would be so weird. Gabe Newell hates the PS3.

Is he muscular?

Make him an offer he can't refuse.

Cool.. that would be like a real-life Droste effect.

So now we have watching naked girls, scaring people, stealing stuff, rob stores, rape, murder. I just wish someone would do something positive. Heal the world. Feed the Africans.

That's so poetic. Its from a song. That explains. I knew Yoshi wasn't that much of a poet. I made that poem myself, no ghostwriters in here! Also what is the idea behind your emoticon with the bicycle? That's what happens when you're turned invisble. The guy on the bicycle doesn't see the other one and runs him down.

That's so poetic. Its from a song. That explains. I knew Yoshi wasn't that much of a poet.

That's so poetic.

Driving an invisible car sucks, everybody just bumps into you when you're waiting for a red traffic light.

I'm scared, you're all potentional criminals.

I'm just wondering. I don't wanna sound like a pervert but I guess I would go to this really hot Swedish girl I met when I was on camp in the summer, '<name removed>'. I would, invisible, watch her undress in her room and maybe touch her once or twice.. she'll probably think it's just the wind.

But you said I would get a cornetto if I bumped your topic.

Tonight I dreamed I was sitting in a pyramid.. we were surrounded by paradisebirds.. it smelled so bad in there. There was doodoo on the floor. We started singing: "We're sitting in a dirty pyramid smelling bad like paradisebird shit"

You must be very proud of yourself.

Nah. Pooping in toilets is not that hard. Just remember that if you didn't eat it first, don't put it in the toilet. I really want to learn how to play chess.

Too late. Topic is already derailed. It's never too late to go ontopic again. True. ITS TOM The one and only. Well I'm just Yoshi's alt-acc but whatever.

Too late. Topic is already derailed. It's never too late to go ontopic again. True.

Hmm. Lego, pirates, cowboys and Harry Potter all sound a little childish. I'm looking for something more mature.

Can anyone tell me the basics of chess? I'm trying to play it but I keep making all the wrong moves.

Now I'm wondering how Yoshi ever made it to admin

So instead of saying 'cool find, thanks' to me, you just ignore me and create a topic here. Hmm. You should check out Dave Henson's other songs too. "At Least We're Not As Bad As France" is fine too.