deathbycrowbar

Someone was playing Barbie 3 collector edition when suddenly something knocked on the balls of Roborobb which he enjoyed.His huge and pristine willy connected to his computer. He found pornographies even though he broke his legs last time he repaired his balls. He turned off his very small computer and went to the sex shop where Sneed was with his mother buying mans stuff. After seeing Sneed he ran away looking at headcrab which was on themassive red bus. Then Pufulet took out his gun called the Jiggalo3000 and shot headcrab right in the balls. But then he died very fast because of poison in headcrabs. He changed in a barrel to avoid some big sharks without the c*ck. The barrel had a hand with a big stick with some dogsh*t, and it says "Do a BarrelRoll!" Then he takes dark1thoughts face and crafts a Ushanka shaped like penis that was soft because he didn't have time to brush his teeth. Suddenly, a giant Roborobb's sexy cake attacks Chikennugget from outer space and to survive, he had to consume over 9000 brown cookies that were made of nordic tears, brewed with uncle sam's ale imported directly from the netherlands. He then played WoW raging like a Covenant Grunt. But then he visited the local headcrab army lab and he found a magic crowbar forgery. If it's a spam topic atleast it has a decent basic goal. No, worse topics are the ones where people say a word and someoneelse says a nonsense/unrelated word etc.Like: Meh, cake. I love balls. F*ck you Lolololilolilolol. Or, flood topics. .... And stay ontopic please. The goal being to raise your postcount. Just as the spamtopic. The 'Quickies' section is a "Place for quick questions, 'post your' topics and forum games!" This is a forum game so stop whining.

For the first (and in my opinion the best) intro you could use this font. I've used it for a couple of things and it looks pretty cool while maintaining legibility. It's curvy futuristic look also matches the animated green background you have.

A Mouse! Fuck me you must have a steady hand xD

What graphics tablet do you use?

Someone was playing Barbie 3 collector edition when suddenly something knocked on the balls of Roborobb which he enjoyed.His huge and pristine willy connected to his computer. He found pornographies even though he broke his legs last time he repaired his balls. He turned off his very small computer and went to the sex shop where Sneed was with his mother buying mans stuff. After seeing Sneed he ran away looking at headcrab which was on themassive red bus. Then Pufulet took out his gun called the Jiggalo3000 and shot headcrab right in the balls. but then he died very fast because of poison in headcrabs. he changed in a barrel to avoid some big sharks without the c*ck. The barrel had a hand with a big stick with some dogsh*t, and it says "Do a BarrelRoll!" Then he takes dark1thoughts face and crafts a Ushanka shaped like penis that was soft because he didn't have time to brush his teeth. Suddenly, a giant Roborobb's sexy cake attacks Chikennugget from outer space and to survive, he had to consume

Someone was playing Barbie 3 collector edition when suddenly something knocked on the balls of Roborobb which he enjoyed.His huge and pristine willy connected to his computer. He found pornographies even though he broke his legs last time he repaired his balls. He turned off his very small computer and went to the sex shop where Sneed was with his mother buying mans stuff. After seeing Sneed he ran away looking at headcrab which was on themassive red bus. Then Pufulet took out his gun called the Jiggalo3000 and shot headcrab right in the balls. but then he died very fast because of poison in headcrabs. he changed in a barrel to avoid some big sharks without the c*ck. The barrel had a hand with a big stick with some dogsh*t, and it says "Do a BarrelRoll!" Then he takes dark1thoughts face and crafts a Ushanka shaped like penis that was soft because he didn't have time to

Someone was playing Barbie 3 collector edition when suddenly something knocked on the balls of Roborobb which he enjoyed.His huge and pristine willy connected to his computer. He found pornographies even though he broke his legs last time he repaired his balls. He turned off his very small computer and went to the sex shop where Sneed was with his mother buying mans stuff. After seeing Sneed he ran away looking at headcrab which was on the red bus. Then Pufulet took out his gun called the Jiggalo3000 and shot headcrab right in the balls. but then he died very fast because of poison in headcrabs. he changed in a barrel to avoid some big sharks without the c*ck. The barrel had Messy obviously doesn't understand.

(used Aiur's as he was first) Someone was playing Barbie 3 collector edition when suddenly something knocked on the balls of Roborobb which he enjoyed.His huge and pristine willy connected to his computer. He found pornographies even though he broke his legs last time he repaired his balls. He turned off

Someone was playing Barbie 3 collector edition when suddenly something knocked on the balls of Roborobb which he enjoyed.His huge and pristine willy connected to his computer. He found pornographies even though he broke his legs last time he

Someone was playing Barbie 3 collector edition when suddenly something knocked on the balls of Roborobb which he enjoyed.His huge and pristine willy connected to his computer. He found pornographies even though he

Someone was playing Barbie 3 collector edition when suddenly something knocked on the

makes more sense to start a new topic tbh.

Well we had one of these before but I think it would be cool to start a new one. Basically you have to add 3 words to the story each post. Copy and paste the story so far into your post and add your 3 words. Make sure you make sentences that make sense and are reasonably grammatically correct Ok I'll start: Someone was playing

This looks so awesome.

maybe but then howlers would be basicaly inefective anyway because by the time howlers are unlocked most humand are down to faded green or orange health anyway. unless zombies get levels and at level 3/4 or something howlers can kill humans. Nah if you have a team with good medics or the map is hard for zombies its easy for most of the team to still have 100% health by the time Howlers are unlocked. Another (better) alternative would be to remove them altogether

Awesome idea: Howlers can only damage humans down to 50% health, then they are ineffective. I think this would stop new people from just choosing howler and walking around clicking at random. It would persuade new people to experiment with other classes instead.

No you don't xD

Lens Flare AND Filter Gallery. You should have written your name in Comic Sans too

I lolled. Oh wait no I didn't.

Made it easier for everyone to read xD

This does actually look pretty damn cool. Hopefully it will have gameplay to match.

Thank you Guys x (btw my name has been changed to deathbycrowbar as this is the name I use on IRC/Ingame)

9/10 nice dbm.

Chairs are out of place? VIP area Who can get in there?