Lemons jokes arent totally ripped off from other forums (coughsteampowered) One i stole. So a sniper, spy and heavy walk into a bar. They are offered a magic beer. If they drink it, the next thing they say will be granted. So the heavy drinks it and says: sandvich! And he gets an unlimited supply of sandviches. Sniper says: Beauty! so he gets 2 beautiful women, one in each arm. So the spy, impressed by the beer, takes it. takes a deep drink. And he says: Gentlemen... (old)