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Shipment of facepalm is MINE MINE MINE! Dont try to copy it! Gona add TradeMarks.

[Three words story topic]

Once upon a time in the middle of nowhere, a giant bulb brutally attacked EmRAlaska, however they fought a fierce battle.

Joseph dé Hundré was dead. For Captain EmRAnov, they bought a present what turned out to be a big, freaking ugly baby. He named it Yrjö Pekkala.

Its original name was little fag, but that isnt really a good name for a girl. So he named her Leila Gorbatsov.

But the story isn't what you think it is, its actually HUGE uncommen like Soviet Heavy being Apparatchik what destroyed everything. Leila Gorbatsov told the guys she was a mong,she then ate the biggest cake WHAT MANKIND HAD and got sick.

Then she went to the store, and drinked Irish Coffee. It tasted of Ireland, so, to the whorehouse with the batmobil that loved pancakes because of the mushroom kingdom was over RoboRobbs house because she wanted buttsecks due to sexy sex horny-behaviour, so she didn't talk to Mr. Obama becoss her brother was part of the Freemasons and so the Final Boss appeared.

He raped her, and she went to rape him with the batmobil, but people close by.

So Hundred2 bought some Ice to put on his nipples and shot Gloompf the zombie into oblivion, while EmRA was eating his cake something epic like the fastest batmobil raped his ass.

Then the Godzilla started giving her parts of the batmobil but the stupid spiderman didnt want that to go to Candy Mountain with the batboat because she wanted to sleep with Herman the lazy, friend of the batman with a little extra.

After that she didn't use her pyjamas. Batman wanted the demoman to go home with his mom. The Demoman wanted to fuck off.

[VERY IMPORTANT]

I just couldn't resist...

Your shipment of facepalm has arrived™.

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[Three words story topic]

Waky waky!

Rise and shine, Mr. Freeman, rise and shine...

Once upon a time in the middle of nowhere, a giant bulb brutally attacked EmRAlaska, however they fought a fierce battle.

Joseph dé Hundré was dead. For Captain EmRAnov, they bought a present what turned out to be a big, freaking ugly baby. He named it Yrjö Pekkala.

Its original name was little fag, but that isnt really a good name for a girl. So he named her Leila Gorbatsov.

But the story isn't what you think it is, its actually HUGE uncommen like Soviet Heavy being Apparatchik what destroyed everything. Leila Gorbatsov told the guys she was a mong,she then ate the biggest cake WHAT MANKIND HAD and got sick.

Then she went to the store, and drinked Irish Coffee. It tasted of Ireland, so, to the whorehouse with the batmobil that loved pancakes because of the mushroom kingdom was over RoboRobbs house because she wanted buttsecks due to sexy sex horny-behaviour, so she didn't talk to Mr. Obama becoss her brother was part of the Freemasons and so the Final Boss appeared.

He raped her, and she went to rape him with the batmobil, but people close by.

So Hundred2 bought some Ice to put on his nipples and shot Gloompf the zombie into oblivion, while EmRA was eating his cake something epic like the fastest batmobil raped his ass.

Then the Godzilla started giving her parts of the batmobil but the stupid spiderman didnt want that to go to Candy Mountain with the batboat because she wanted to sleep with Herman the lazy, friend of the batman with a little extra.

After that she didn't use her pyjamas. Batman wanted the demoman to go home with his mom.

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[VERY IMPORTANT]

Gratz.

You're right! This is very important! I better call the press.

[New keyboard]

LCD is just black and orange.

Main difference? Who cares what color is the LCD screen on their keyboard if they have one?

[New keyboard]

Well, its up to you now, it depends on what you need.

Main difference is that G19 has more macro-buttons and well, more buttons.

If you need the buttons, buy G19, if you think you can live with fever buttons, then buy G15.

No one else can decide that for you.

[New keyboard]

Dont buy G15, buy the Microsoft Sidewinder keyboard(X6?). G15 is overpriced(like they all are) and you dont need the screen.

[Three words story topic]

No no no... I failed.

Continue from this:

Once upon a time in the middle of nowhere, a giant bulb brutally attacked EmRAlaska, however they fought a fierce battle.

Joseph dé Hundré was dead. For Captain EmRAnov, they bought a present what turned out to be a big, freaking ugly baby. He named it Yrjö Pekkala.

Its original name was little fag, but that isnt really a good name for a girl. So he named her Leila Gorbatsov.

But the story isn't what you think it is, its actually HUGE uncommen like Soviet Heavy being Apparatchik what destroyed everything. Leila Gorbatsov told the guys she was a mong,she then ate the biggest cake WHAT MANKIND HAD and got sick.

Then she went to the store, and drinked Irish Coffee. It tasted of Ireland, so, to the whorehouse with the batmobil that loved pancakes because of the mushroom kingdom was over RoboRobbs house because she wanted buttsecks due to sexy sex horny-behaviour, so she didn't talk to Mr. Obama becoss her brother was part of the Freemasons and so the Final Boss appeared.

He raped her, and she went to rape him with the batmobil, but people close by.

So Hundred2 bought some Ice to put on his nipples and shot Gloompf the zombie into oblivion, while EmRA was eating his cake something epic like the fastest batmobil raped his ass.

Then the Godzilla started giving her parts of the batmobil but the stupid spiderman didnt want that to go to Candy Mountain with the batboat because she wanted to sleep with Herman the lazy, friend of the batman with a little extra.

After that she didn't use her pyjamas. Batman wanted the demo

[Three words story topic]

Once upon a time in the middle of nowhere, a giant bulb brutally attacked EmRAlaska, however they fought a fierce battle.

Joseph dé Hundré was dead. For Captain EmRAnov, they bought a present what turned out to be a big, freaking ugly baby. He named it Yrjö Pekkala.

Its original name was little fag, but that isnt really a good name for a girl. So he named her Leila Gorbatsov.

But the story isn't what you think it is, its actually HUGE uncommen like Soviet Heavy being Apparatchik what destroyed everything. Leila Gorbatsov told the guys she was a mong,she then ate the biggest cake WHAT MANKIND HAD and got sick.

Then she went to the store, and drinked Irish Coffee. It tasted of Ireland, so, to the whorehouse with the batmobil that loved pancakes because of the mushroom kingdom was over RoboRobbs house because she wanted buttsecks due to sexy sex horny-behaviour, so she didn't talk to Mr. Obama becoss her brother was part of the Freemasons and so the Final Boss appeared.

He raped her, and she went to rape him with the batmobil, but people close by.

So Hundred2 bought some Ice to put on his nipples and shot Gloompf the zombie into oblivion, while EmRA was eating his cake something epic like the fastest batmobil raped his ass.

Then the Godzilla started giving her parts of the batmobil but the stupid spiderman didnt want that to go to Candy Mountain with the batboat because she wanted to sleep with Herman the lazy, friend of the batman with a little extra.

After that she didn't use of L4D 2, but

[Three words story topic]

Once upon a time in the middle of nowhere, a giant bulb brutally attacked EmRAlaska, however they fought a fierce battle.

Joseph dé Hundré was dead. For Captain EmRAnov, they bought a present what turned out to be a big, freaking ugly baby. He named it Yrjö Pekkala.

Its original name was little fag, but that isnt really a good name for a girl. So he named her Leila Gorbatsov.

But the story isn't what you think it is, its actually HUGE uncommen like Soviet Heavy being Apparatchik what destroyed everything. Leila Gorbatsov told the guys she was a mong,she then ate the biggest cake WHAT MANKIND HAD and got sick.

Then she went to the store, and drinked Irish Coffee. It tasted of Ireland, so, to the whorehouse with the batmobil that loved pancakes because of the mushroom kingdom was over RoboRobbs house because she wanted buttsecks due to sexy sex horny-behaviour, so she didn't talk to Mr. Obama becoss her brother was part of the Freemasons and so the Final Boss appeared.

He raped her, and she went to rape him with the batmobil, but people close by.

So Hundred2 bought some Ice to put on his nipples and shot Gloompf the zombie into oblivion, while EmRA was eating his cake something epic like the fastest batmobil raped his ass.

Then the Godzilla started giving her parts of the batmobil but the stupid spiderman didnt want that to go to Candy Mountain with the batboat because she wanted to sleep with Herman the lazy, friend of the batman with a little extra.

After that she didn't use her pyjamas. Batman

[Three words story topic]

Once upon a time in the middle of nowhere, a giant bulb brutally attacked EmRAlaska, however they fought a fierce battle.

Joseph dé Hundré was dead. For Captain EmRAnov, they bought a present what turned out to be a big, freaking ugly baby. He named it Yrjö Pekkala.

Its original name was little fag, but that isnt really a good name for a girl. So he named her Leila Gorbatsov.

But the story isn't what you think it is, its actually HUGE uncommen like Soviet Heavy being Apparatchik what destroyed everything. Leila Gorbatsov told the guys she was a mong,she then ate the biggest cake WHAT MANKIND HAD and got sick.

Then she went to the store, and drinked Irish Coffee. It tasted of Ireland, so, to the whorehouse with the batmobil that loved pancakes because of the mushroom kingdom was over RoboRobbs house because she wanted buttsecks due to sexy sex horny-behaviour, so she didn't talk to Mr. Obama becoss her brother was part of the Freemasons and so the Final Boss appeared.

He raped her, and she went to rape him with the batmobil, but people close by.

So Hundred2 bought some Ice to put on his nipples and shot Gloompf the zombie into oblivion, while EmRA was eating his cake something epic like the fastest batmobil raped his ass.

Then the Godzilla started giving her parts of the batmobil but the stupid spiderman didnt want that to go to Candy Mountain with the batboat because she wanted to sleep with Herman the lazy, friend of the batman with a little extra.

After that

[Three words story topic]

Once upon a time in the middle of nowhere, a giant bulb brutally attacked EmRAlaska, however they fought a fierce battle.

Joseph dé Hundré was dead. For Captain EmRAnov, they bought a present what turned out to be a big, freaking ugly baby. He named it Yrjö Pekkala.

Its original name was little fag, but that isnt really a good name for a girl. So he named her Leila Gorbatsov.

But the story isn't what you think it is, its actually HUGE uncommen like Soviet Heavy being Apparatchik what destroyed everything. Leila Gorbatsov told the guys she was a mong,she then ate the biggest cake WHAT MANKIND HAD and got sick.

Then she went to the store, and drinked Irish Coffee. It tasted of Ireland, so, to the whorehouse with the batmobil that loved pancakes because of the mushroom kingdom was over RoboRobbs house because she wanted buttsecks due to sexy sex horny-behaviour, so she didn't talk to Mr. Obama becoss her brother was part of the Freemasons and so the Final Boss appeared.

He raped her, and she went to rape him with the batmobil, but people close by.

So Hundred2 bought some Ice to put on his nipples and shot Gloompf the zombie into oblivion, while EmRA was eating his cake something epic like the fastest batmobil raped his ass.

Then the Godzilla started giving her parts of the batmobil but the stupid spiderman didnt want that to go to Candy Mountain with the batboat because she wanted to sleep with Herman the lazy, friend of the batman

[omegle]

Creepy, but Im already chatting! Holy shit, how can you make stuff up, just like that, EmRA? Lol'd

E: Wow, that was fast.

[ok random ban]

What if everyone stops talking in this thread and lets this die?

[Fucking best song]

[Do you have a car?]

Anyone got a bike? 50cc, 125cc or bigger?

[Do you have a car?]

We are maybe gona sell that '87 and buy a brand new C6.

Why? The old one has more style.

Yes, but have you seen the new C6? Oh-My-God, its...its the most beatiful thing that I've seen, and moar power.

But we still dont have the money for it, even if we sell the '87.

So we're probably gona keep it, and yes it is more stylish to drive with it and listen to Hurriganes.

[Do you have a car?]

I've my drivers licence for almost 2.5 years now. Don't own a car, don't really need one. I have free public transport and a bicycle

Free public transport!? HOW!? I pay tons for trains.

HAAW HAAW! You pay for public transport!

[Do you have a car?]

Only pics of your own cars please, not the one(s) that you want.

J.

And people, dont trust a Ferrari, Corvette is waaayy better. We are maybe gona sell that '87 and buy a brand new C6.

[Do you have a car?]

This aint the picture of my dad's car but my dad has this, exept its color is Golden Brown. 250 horsepower, from 0 to 100 km/h in 5.9 seconds ^^

Much more nicer than this red in the pic. Gona post some pics of it later.

Oh, and Im gona get to drive it when I get my license

[Three words story topic]

Once upon a time in the middle of nowhere, a giant bulb brutally attacked EmRAlaska, however they fought a fierce battle.

Joseph dé Hundré was dead. For Captain EmRAnov, they bought a present what turned out to be a big, freaking ugly baby. He named it Yrjö Pekkala.

Its original name was little fag, but that isnt really a good name for a girl. So he named her Leila Gorbatsov.

But the story isn't what you think it is, its actually HUGE uncommen like Soviet Heavy being Apparatchik what destroyed everything. Leila Gorbatsov told the guys she was a mong,she then ate the biggest cake WHAT MANKIND HAD and got sick.

Then she went to the store, and drinked Irish Coffee. It tasted of Ireland, so, to the whorehouse with the batmobil that loved pancakes because of the mushroom kingdom was over RoboRobbs house because she wanted buttsecks due to sexy sex horny-behaviour, so she didn't talk to Mr. Obama becoss her brother was part of the Freemasons and so the Final Boss appeared.

He raped her, and she went to rape him with the batmobil, but people close by.

So Hundred2 bought some Ice to put on his nipples and shot Gloompf the zombie into oblivion, while EmRA was eating his cake something epic like the fastest batmobil raped his ass.

Then the Godzilla started giving her parts of the batmobil but the stupid spiderman didnt want that to go to Candy Mountain with the batboat because she wanted to sleep with

[Three words story topic]

Once upon a time in the middle of nowhere, a giant bulb brutally attacked EmRAlaska, however they fought a fierce battle.

Joseph dé Hundré was dead. For Captain EmRAnov, they bought a present what turned out to be a big, freaking ugly baby. He named it Yrjö Pekkala.

Its original name was little fag, but that isnt really a good name for a girl. So he named her Leila Gorbatsov.

But the story isn't what you think it is, its actually HUGE uncommen like Soviet Heavy being Apparatchik what destroyed everything. Leila Gorbatsov told the guys she was a mong,she then ate the biggest cake WHAT MANKIND HAD and got sick.

Then she went to the store, and drinked Irish Coffee. It tasted of Ireland, so, to the whorehouse with the batmobil that loved pancakes because of the mushroom kingdom was over RoboRobbs house because she wanted buttsecks due to sexy sex horny-behaviour, so she didn't talk to Mr. Obama becoss her brother was part of the Freemasons and so the Final Boss appeared.

He raped her, and she went to rape him with the batmobil, but people close by.

So Hundred2 bought some Ice to put on his nipples and shot Gloompf the zombie into oblivion, while EmRA was eating his cake something epic like the fastest batmobil raped his ass.

Then the Godzilla started giving her parts of the batmobil but the stupid spiderman didnt want that to go to Candy Mountain with the batboat

[Three words story topic]

Joseph dé Hundré was dead. For Captain EmRAnov, they bought a present what turned out to be a big, freaking ugly baby. He named it Yrjö Pekkala.

Its original name was little fag, but that isnt really a good name for a girl. So he named her Leila Gorbatsov.

But the story isn't what you think it is, its actually HUGE uncommen like Soviet Heavy being Apparatchik what destroyed everything. Leila Gorbatsov told the guys she was a mong,she then ate the biggest cake WHAT MANKIND HAD and got sick.

Then she went to the store, and drinked Irish Coffee. It tasted of Ireland, so, to the whorehouse with the batmobil that loved pancakes because of the mushroom kingdom was over RoboRobbs house because she wanted buttsecks due to sexy sex horny-behaviour, so she didn't talk to Mr. Obama becoss her brother was part of the Freemasons and so the Final Boss appeared.

He raped her, and she went to rape him with the batmobil, but people close by.

So Hundred2 bought some Ice to put on his nipples and shot Gloompf the zombie into oblivion, while EmRA was eating his cake something epic like the fastest batmobil raped his ass.

Then the Godzilla started giving her parts of the batmobil but the stupid spiderman didnt want